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bouncy332
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 55
Straight Male, 52
0 miles · Northamptonshire

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Quote by Peanut
Kevin Smith is a genius...
Dogma: (one of many superb exchanges)
Bethany: What's he like?
Metatron: God? Lonely. But funny. He's got a great sense of humour. Take sex for example. There's nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus.
Bethany: Sex is a joke in heaven?
Metatron: The way I understand it, it's mostly a joke down here, too.
Incidentally, as I know he has fans here who may not be aware of this cult film, Metatron is played by Alan Rickman and is supremely hilarious in this film.

omg i love that film but thought it was called dogmata
had it out on loan from tesco then they shut thier video rental bit n i got to keep it then like a fool lent it n can't remember who i lent the bugger too mad mad mad mad
2 for me the first being my first love i heard them first at the tender age of 14 and have loved every single song the ever recorded they have got me through some tough times and some incredibly happy times my wonerfull BONJOVI they are the tops the other are just gods the amazing the fabulous THE WHO
mr b's is easy don't even need him here to ask could only ever b the ever sexy BLONDIE still amazing live and would see her daily live given half a chance best live act we have ever seen for certain
nothing at the mo i like who i am and how i look but never say never maybe one day best add it to my if i won the lottery list lol just incase lol
first thing we would do is a fab holiday on a beautifull island whilst we decided what to do next
then when we got home buy a house with a wonderfull view and a drive so we can finally park outside our home
then a morgan aero8 for me and a ferrari for me b
them a salon of my dreams
lets hope its a big win eh lol
would like to help out family too where needed and treat them all to some time in the sun also
think it might need to b the big win on the euro millions at this rate lol
well mine is very simple n i get lots of peeps noy beliving how old i am wrinkle free face i got
so wats my secret??
eat lots of cream cakes n choccie i got a fab fat face fills out all my wrinkles lol if i dieted n lost it i'd look 90 lol
i can eat cream cakes for england but it not all that hidden i show it in my belly n butt lol
anti clockwise for me tried to make it change n give myself a headache lol will try again once i had more wine redface
great to see ya coming sound and chatty
and ty on tip for rooms excellent price i missed that one xxx
going back to the fact he only had his forces id on him and every1 questioning him not having driving licence or passport with him did no1 consider the fact he might not have a driving licence not every1 rushes out at 17 and gets one and who carries round thier passport??? unless your off abroad of corse rolleyes
its important to me i love being a wife rather than a partner don't know why can't put it into words just how i feel
but i don't think it is important to b married if its not your bag then que sara each to ya own
Quote by Laurenxxx_1
My point is that marriage is extensibly a union of two people and two people only - they make specific vows to be faithful to just each other. That means have sex with one person.
So swinging tends to contradict these vows.
I'm not saying people can't do what the hell they like, I'm just testing the logic of the argument for swinging used by married couples and finding it flawed, if taken in conjunction with the actual marriage vows.
In fact the very reason I am on this site is because a 'swinger', presumably not being satisfied with their swinging lifestyle, came onto the standard dating site I was on, pretending he was single! This contradicts what seems to me to be the basic premise of swinging ie that it prevents your partner from straying! Lol
How's that for breaking the rules? Lol lol

right ere goes lets try and explain best we can
we got married 20 years ago as we felt we wanted to cement our love and commit to each other for the rest of our days
now just because we married did not mean we commited to sex in missionary with the lights out oh no we are both very experimental in our sex lifes always have been always will be and being so i guess meant it inevitable we would fall into swinging eventually
it wasn't entered into lightly or blindly it was discussed at great length which would get us very horny and result in a fantastic shaggin session lol
i would always say no to the idea for many many years as i felt to b with another guy would feel like i was cheating even if my husband was there with me encouraging me to fuck him bandy :shock: and i must make it clear it was his thing to see me with other guys he was never a case of him wanting other women and this was a way of gettin ligit pussy lol
we even went as far as contact mags (pre internet for those that remember lol ) but i still couldn't bring myself to do it as i still felt it would be against my fidelity vows yet hubby still went on and on about it telling me over and over it was complelty different to cheating he would b there it would all b out in the open nothing hidden
then 7 years ago we stummbled across dogging and it really was stumbled hubby could not of engineered it it was my idea to go shag in this particular car park and i had never even heard of dogging at that point we was gob smacked at what was goin on but i had to admit that even though we didn't do anything just observed i was rather turned on well it all snowballed from there went from dogging to joining sites like this to arranging meets to our fave clubs and trust me i have never ever felt like it was cheating seeing the throbber it gives my hubby and how wet it makes me watching him with other women (they were introduced later at my absolute insistance) it could never be cheating or wrong or breaking our vows
our vows are to cherish each other and we definatly do that very very much we didn't enter into this world lightly and we don't take our marraige for granted because of it
i hope i have opened your mind to marrieds in the swinging world hun
well if they all went on a chip n cream cake diet for a year or two i might b interested lol would b fern britten pre gastric band for me mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Quote by firedupx2
sorry can you take us off the list as we cannot get a babysitter for the thurs nite soz xxxxxxxxx

ok guys sorry to hear another time maybe kiss
right the list for single guysis closed for the moment otherwise the ratio will b way too far in the guys favour lol if we get a lot more couples and gals i'll open it back up again or even better find a gal to couple up with we need way more couples please :thumbup:
Quote by naughtynymphos1
oi how comes my names not on the list poke
Im still coming lol

i'm so sorry hunny total oversight please forgive me redface
Quote by bouncy332
mr bouncy332 died in the early hours of thursday so he wont be attending

no its ok he has moved was just sleeping i must b wearing the poor old boy out lol
hi hunny we r off there in a bit if you do make it say hi b good to meet ya biggrin
i have incredibly sensitive nips n when treated right can orgasm through nipple play alone
although do get very pissed off with guys that ain't gotta clue how to treat nips ouch mad
Quote by Lost
It's good that they aint voted in. I think maybe Mods and Op's are a bit loon for doing it i spose wink and there are faults with how the system works but i'm for the status quo
Down down deeper n down

i'm with you the almighty quo rocks worship worship worship
i have extremely strong views on this no matter what the situation if a person says no wether female or male then the other party should back off no questions asked
the only time i feel women should take more responsability in such situations is where a woman goes out and gets soooo rediculously drunk they aren't in control of a situation lets just make it clear i am notsaying that she deserves to be just she should take more responsability for her own safety and not put herself in such a vunerable situation
we have brought our sons up to understand that no means no and no matter how far along things have got they should back straight off and never put any pressure on the other party and i like to think in this hopefully more enlightened age more parrents do the same
what does drive me to the verge of insanity though on this site is the way the word is bandyied around in the chat rooms like its an enjoyable passtime things like "you should b here now me" and "when are you gonna let me come and you" i'm sorry but i find this repulsive it isn't something to be joked about in my opinion and i feel it is something that should be stopped
mad mad mad mad mad mad
Quote by squidit04
is it to late to sign up cos i would like to come

your in plenty of time hun r u a member and do u need hotel details???
i love the fact that there r so many pompus arses on ere that use words that just make me furrow me brow n go eh confused: that just leave me perplexed n reachin for the dictionary
its great cause if they were all like me this place would b full of bollux :silly: