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bouncy332
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 55
Straight Male, 52
0 miles · Northamptonshire

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and ty for posting them minx
wish i could think of summat worth debating
fraid the best i can come up with is milk tray or dairy box lol
we have super strong views on this subject we never ever play without and really struggle to understand why any1 would want to i know it feels better without but it just isn't worth the risk
we have 2 boys and have brought them up to believe in safe sex what hypocrites we would b to not use them just because its feels nicer
can any1 explain to me why they prefer to take risks it would be interesting to try and understand those that do play bareback and risk thier health and even life in some cases
Quote by bouncy332
morning all mr b here do i have to put my name down or what ffs women dont tell me nuthing

suppose i better let you come rolleyes or else how am i supposed to get there rotflmao
morning all mr b here do i have to put my name down or what ffs women dont tell me nuthing
should b on my way to chams but mr b us takun forever to finish his coffee rolleyes
we have our face pics on only cause i keep forgettin to put them into private lol but also couldn't care who saw um let them judge if they wanna makes no odds to me been in mags b4 and like i said to my hubby when he asked what i would do if some1 came up to me and said they saw me in a wank mag i repleyed that i would say "did u enjoy wankin over them then"
if peeps r on ere lookin at our pics then they r upto the same as us so how can they judge
although fully respect those that don't all about freedom of choice
well i love it but then my musical taste is already in very questionable innit lol
Quote by naughtynymphos1
maybe if he had been locked up when he was younger after attacking someone or mugging some innocent old guy then my husband would have a fully working arm now!!

I'm still not sure either way as i know a few people who i've worked in prisons and YOI's in one way or another and there does seem to be a lot of lying round all day, smoking and doing bugger all or maybe playing pool or pissing about on the Playstations and Plasmas us nice tax payers have provided for them.
Then they moan about it being overcrowded, so i was thinking....
You know all those army barracks that have been shut down, fully equipped to house a few hundred bodies, that come complete with nice parade grounds and assult courses and floors that have been polished to a mirror like surface by decades of passing sqaddies, those places with no playstations and pool tables but lots of open spaces where some of our nice and friendly ex servicemen could be employed to relive their past by making the over cocky and clever kids run/jump/march for several hours a day until they're so tired they can't wait to crawl into bed and just sleep......;););)
actually i was more thinking if he had been banged up for earlier offenses he wouldnt have been walking the streets to attack my husband :shock:
very true my sweet i say beat the little feckers smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom
Quote by sparky33
they were seperated at the time

oh well that makes it ok then
jeeezzzeeeee man wheres ya morals :doh:
rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
should b in bed snoring me head off
y the feck is this place so addictive :fuckinghell:
any 1 ever watch bad lads army???
well u thought it was fab apart from the fact they could walk away if they didn't like it
so i say bring back national service for all the young offenders would work a treat
both our lads r an the army cadets and it has been the making of um always polite n willing to help others of thier own volition if cadets can do that for good kids just imagine what a turn around it could create in the bad kids
OOOOO Just to be clear !!!!
These are all vanilla friends !!!!! :shock:
I certainly wouldn`t feel comfortable with kids around swinging friends ...
I was definately talking about "lust" here and not suggesting that anybody was going to follow through!!
cause swingers could not b trusted round them eh eh eh rolleyes
no we r the same we do not introduce our kids to our swinging circle best the 2 worlds don't colide but only cause we don't want things to slup out in front of them not cause we don't trust them round kids lol lol
Quote by owen_63
please put me down. would any single fems like to hook up with me!?

sire thing owen need to know if you are a member or not please don't matter if your not its just so chams know how many non members to expect
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erm please put me down, nervous as never met anyone so please be kind
nibbs

don't worry nibbs i'll b gentle
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Quote by bustylady40
Sorry, we can't make the 2nd :cry: Please take us off the list.
You have a PM, Bouncy.
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awwwww hunny u guys will b missed next time if this goes well n we do another hope to see ya there :rose:
ok i refer the honourable gentleman to the comment i made earlier on a previous post
"i'm just a ditzy blonde dunno "
any chance of lay woman terms rotflmao
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I don't post half as much as I'd like to, just don't have the time - although with now being off work for a week you may see more of me!
I love coming on the forum to read peoples opinions, and generally have a giggle.
Must admit I've got a soft spot for Mrs Bone and her posts, as generally they don't fail to make me laugh.
As for you Mrs Bouncy, we love you getting on your soapbox in chat, you wouldn't be you otherwise and we all luffs ya
xx

awwwwwww ty hunny right back at ya :rose:
mr b mentioned it yesterday oddly enough but don't much about it lookin forward to finding out more if any1 wishes to share info biggrin
right guys its all booked thurs 2nd oct
please confirm on here one way or the other :thumbup:
also could u let us know if your members or not please
ok that was all beyond me so what do i deduct from that confused:
need to find me dictionary to understand wat u lot r on about lol
oh yeah and that i'm just a plain ole ditzy blonde :doh:
ahh yes gallows humour firm believer in that although feel some1 might say i'm being contradictory and i'm sure i am but i do believe in laughing in the face of adversary it gets ya through
recently we were in the lake district driving over one of thier mountain passes, whilst on our way upa 30% incline the car coming down didn't stop at the passing point so we had to, our handbrake failed to we couldn't get going again then the car stalled and we couldn't even roll back down the mountain as we had no steering to round the corners so it really did look like we were going to roll off the edge of this mountain and all i could do was laugh :giggle: ffs whats that all about :giggle: needless to say we didn't mr b finally get the handbrake to hold n got us goin again but boy did it give us all a fright
have no memory of any jokes bein made although i'm certain mr b would of he has fabulously dark sense of humour but i would of never heard it for my giggling rotflmao
i'm affraid i can't find the gary glitter jokes funny to laugh at them is to laugh at all victims of peadophiles in my mind sorry but uts just how i feel any joke thatlaughs at victims of crimes is wrong and not a fan of blatantly "ist" jokes either maybe i'm over sensitive to things i don't know but i would not of considered myself to b overly PC just aware of others feeling i hope
i also saw the RCB prog a while back i believe it was a repeat last nighti don't think he blurs into one persona just because of the opinion he expressed he just expressed an oppionion held by many it does not make us any kind of "ist" just makes us fed up with our own traditions being stamped out for fear off offending people that most likely wouldn't of felt any offence in the first place now that is the world of PC going crazy
this is a poem i wrote for a dear friend we lost a year ago this week i found it recently on the forums and felt it fitting to put on here so it doen't disappear into the black hole of posts
Delicious Debb a shining star a real true pal
my oh my what a super sexy gorgeous gal
how to describe what a smashing friend
she was to us right till the end
always there with an ear to borrow
a knack of making laughs outta sorrow
when life had its way of getting you down
you could rely on our Debb to play the clown
her antics would go on and never end
till the sides of your mouth would upward bend
if we had a pound for every smile
we could travel a many mile
our hearts do break to know she is gone
tears topple out and faces long
but friends please take comfort and hear me now
Debb would not want us to have furrowed brow
she is up there now watching us all
next to st peter having a ball
shes been given her halo and beautifull wings
a soft fully cloudand a bell she rings
so whenever u hear a bell make a tinkle
smile so much it makes your eyes crinkle
cause Debb is close by and letting u know
she is thinkin of u still and loves u so
especially that guy that made her so happy
the one we call Del a smashing chappy
the confidence he gave her was immense
the love they shared wonderfully intense
lets not forget Simon of who she was incredibly proud
her beautifull son whos praises she sung loud
in him her love will live on and on
his memories i hope will help him stay strong
so Delicious Debb our wonderfull friend
my poem now is drawing to an end
i thank you fondly for being our smashing pal
you exceptionally wonderfull gorgeous gal
i know its not a scratch on most on this post but was written with love for a dear friend
i think that could work hun bringing them together
and i think i could do a 10,000 word rant from time to time have to rein myself in once i get goin lol
good luck with it gonna b a lot of hard work your a better peep than me thats for sure wink