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browning
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 57
0 miles · Essex

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All they are is bully's mad
If you need any help just ask, there are plenty on here who will help you including me, I f*cking hate bully's!!!.
This may have been done before, but what person, living or dead would you most like to have dinner with, and your reasons please.
Mine is Condoleezza Rice, US secretary of state.
She comes from Alabama and has worked her way to the top and I find her very interesting. A good example of starting at the bottom and getting to the top.
Most forums that I belong to ban text talk, if you use it they cancell your account, and rightly so.
It's just another sign of how standards have slipped.
Young people today can't even read and write correctley.
I have met a few people off this site and they have been great!!!!.
The best thing about this site is it's member's, they all are nice and friendley and it's like being part of a big family. biggrin
The swinging part of it is a bonus.
Happy birthday to you, squashed tomatos and poo.......................
I have just got back from a weeks holiday at a military show with 10 of my friends, and like most people on holiday, we ate out at night.
We went to a carvery which advertised roast beef/chicken/pork/lamb, when we got there they only had pork and no yorkshire puddings!!!. We asked for our money back and after a heated debate we got it. We then went to the local indian and had a great meal and booked a table for the following night. We arrived the following night on time, waited half an hour to be seated and another 30 minutes to order a drink, a couple of us started smoking only to be told no smoking on friday and saturday!, despite the fact we had been smoking the night before. Why didn't they tell us that when we booked?.
Another thing that winds me up is restaurants where you have to write down what you want and take it to the counter and pay in advance!.
The whole point of going out for a meal is to be waited on and have a nice time, I am fed up with poor service, over priced food and warm beer.
Do you complain or do the British thing and don't make a fuss?
Rant over sad
DeeCee, I feel for you mate!.
I met a girl a couple of weeks ago in a pub, my mates wife knew her and introduced us. The drinky poo's where flowing and I thought i'm in with a chance here, so I hit her with the killer line "do you wanna come back to mine and watch saving private ryan" and bugger me she says yes.
As soon as we get through the door she's on me, i'm thinking lovely lovely and we start shagging. After about 10 minutes, she falls asleep while we are doing it!! :shock: .
I stop shagging and cuddle up to her and think i'll have another go in the morning. I wake up in the morning and she's gone, I wander's into the bathroom to have a pee, and what do I find, sick everywhere!!, in the toilet, in the bath, in the sink and in my spider plant!
Guess iv'e lost my touch redface
Bit of both really, I think the most important thing is getting enough sleep!
Pulled into a country park car park to have a wee, interior light goes on in a car about 10 feet away, woman in car waves me over, so I wonder over(thinking i'm gonna get mugged or something!) she's starker's sitting next to hubby and I ended up shagging both of them!!
Google war and peace show.
It will take you straight there, it's not the book.
If you like men in uniform, you will love it wink
The da vinci code-could not put it down.
Margret thatchers biogrophy by john sargent-very funny.
Anything by andy mc nabb/chris ryan-realistic.
Anything by james patterson-crime thrillers.
Mad mike hoare's biogrophy-british mercenerie in south africa-rip roaring!
40 plus late at night in bed biggrin
Something for everbody to get thier teeth into.
With the local elections over and the lowest turnout rate in history, my question is;
Should it be law that you have to vote?
I love ironing, can of bear, stereo going=bliss!
I take age's doing it and am really fussy.
Am I wierd? :shock: