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browning

Over 90 days ago

Bisexual Male, 57

0 miles · Essex

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4 Jun 2006

HI jessica, my friend's say the same about me, i'm 37 now and have just accepted that if I meet the right person I will, if I don't i'm not going to worry, I know it's different for women but iv'e got load's of niece's and nephew's who really love thier uncle so I won't grow old on my own. Plus they can change my incontinence pant's when I get to old to do it!!! biggrin

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30 May 2006

I find pregnant women attractive, if anyone has a problem with you dogging, tell them to fark off or you'll send rambo round :twisted:

30 May 2006

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welcome mate, get down the chemist now and order your pills.
Your gonna need 'em, we are all nutters on 'ere biggrin

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30 May 2006

Is there dogging there? tell me more more more!!!!

30 May 2006

Mine's female.
As soon as I ask it to do something, it packs up!! biggrin

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30 May 2006

Ohh no, another nutter on the road!! :shock:
Well done biggrin

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29 May 2006

Iv'e done it in the back of my landy load's of time's, the girlie's seem to love it biggrin

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I also had a girlfriend who loved getting fucked over the bonnet whilst it was raining.

28 May 2006

Purpose built garage to restore my land rovers and classic cars, and a house miles from anywhere so I could play elvis really loud all day!! biggrin

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27 May 2006

Those that know you will know that this person is talking sh*t!!!

27 May 2006

:welcome: hello king dong, we are all a bunch of nutter's on 'ere, but were alright when we take our medicene!!
Enjoy biggrin

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27 May 2006

curvy, it's an old saying but, if it don't feel right, it's not right.
Trust your instinct's.
THere are load's of great people on this site, the fun is finding them!
Good luck biggrin

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27 May 2006

Which do you prefer?, hold up's or stocking's and suspender's?.
Been seeing a girl and she wear's hold up's, and I find them extremely horny biggrin

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23 May 2006

Welcome mucker biggrin

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23 May 2006

I have had a couple of rude replys, my response?, I give them a location and time and tell them to meet me there in person if they want to say something, guess what? no more contact. cool

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Why are people so bloody rude, I find nearly everyone on here polite and friendly biggrin

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However there are ar*eholes in all walks of life mad

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Chin up guy's, we are better than them biggrin

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23 May 2006

Well said pete, I have met a few couples from here and all have said how polite I was and non pushy, advice to all single males; slowly slowly, catchy monkey! biggrin

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20 May 2006

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20 May 2006

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ biggrin

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15 May 2006

I would go to court and give evidence, but i'm a single guy. A place I go to regulary has had traffic wardens giving out tickets at 3am, how do you explain that to your wife!!!! confused

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15 May 2006

Been chatting to a few people in the chatroom so my confidence is growing, this should be fun!!! biggrin

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15 May 2006

Chin up girl biggrin

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13 May 2006

At work tonight :cry:
Although I do have me computer to keep me entertained biggrin

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12 May 2006

I bounce my knee up and down all the time, it drive's my mate's mad!!!!

12 May 2006

I find that once you click with people it get's easier, but I must admit when it come's to women i'm very shy, a girl pinched my bum last week in the pub and gave me the eye all night and I bottled it!! confused

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Yet I can happily shag someone whilst people are watching, wierd ehh biggrin

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12 May 2006

Jag's I think the best way is the old fashioned eye contact. biggrin

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I was in the pub sunday and a girl pinched my bum and kept giving me the eye, that got my attention! wink

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12 May 2006

I know alot of strippers which could be classed as soft porn, and belive me they don't feel exploited, they earn a fortune off the men that go in the strip bar's lol

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6 May 2006

I was sick on my ex girlfriend whilst we shagging :shock:
Hence the fact she's my ex biggrin

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6 May 2006

Something simular;
I was at a club on a monday night(student night) when I met a lovely 18 fit girl. We arranged to go out on the thursday. I went to the same club the next day(grab a grannie night) and met a woman who was 49, I took her back to mine and sh+gged her senceless all night, she even took it up the bum! biggrin

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. She got a cab home in the morning and I thought no more of it.
Thursday come's round and I phone the 18yr old and arrange to pick her up at home, I knock's on her door and guess who answer's, the 49yr old who I shagged up the bum!!. It was her mum :shock: .
I explained that I had come to take her daughter out and was invited in why her daughter finished getting ready, I was sitting there talking to her husband thinking " I was shagging your wife 2 day's ago".
Waiting for the daughter to get ready was the worst 15 minutes of my life!!!!

6 May 2006

On the bonnett of my land rover on the M11 at 4pm, the lorry driver's were going wild!! biggrin

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6 May 2006

I have been known to have a munch on a fur burger!! biggrin

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5 May 2006

Sometime's it's quite funny just reading and not joining in, I piss myself with laughter reading what other people write biggrin

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