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bushwackers
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 60
UK

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If she said get on top, I would say how long, how fast and tell me to stop, seen the size of her arms rolleyes
Quote by Sarah
Eyes
Lips
That first kiss
Tight bum
Rest of the face
Rest of the body

lol :lol: :lol: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by bucksfuncpl
This thread has been quite lighthearted, but I wonder whether the vetting process would exclude anyone with certain "lifestyle" interests because it posed a blackmail risk? I suppose the only way this could be answered would be by someone actually workimg within the security service and that isn't very likely. I just would have thought that even being here would disqualify most of us.

Only if this wasn`t my work.
GCHQ is a listening post.
Its the boys who have to go and extract the MI5 Agents that i would like to praise.
Quote by HornyRed
Am gonna get me a few rolls of this stuff. It seems as tho this is the only stuff strong enough to hold hornyred down when the fire engines roar past our house confused
Could also be useful for when she looses that bloody red headed temper, shhhhhhh wink

:eeek: :eeek: Nothing will keep me down flipa especially when firemen are involved :rascal:
Can I try then? biggrin I might not keep you down, but I'd give it a damn good try hump
Give it your best shot buster :sparring: , lets see if your made of more than orangey jam with bits in rotflmao
come on then
:flipa:
Quote by AlexandAlanda
i was in a steady long term relationship for about 3 years, and it all ended about 6 months ago.
Basicly i'm back in the "field" now and using condoms, but the thing is when using a condom i last about 30 seconds and i'm being completely serious! I'm geting quite self conscious about it as i never used to be a sexually shy person, but recently i've actually been quite scared of sex.
When i was with my ex partner,we both got checked out at a clinic and she got on the pill so we had no need for condoms. We had amazing sex! lasting easily 40 mins to 1 Hour, then sometimes going again afterwards!
i've tried bigger size condoms, as i have been told i am pretty well endowed, but still have had no joy

Someone shed some light and give me some advice, i feel like a sex failure sad
Alex
Quote by leprechaun
if u see this

u know u lookin at the FRONT (Mod edit cos Lep couldn't be arsed) of the little green whore on tour
ladies feel free to pull me over and...................................................

Quote by The Dukes
ohhh i'm from Mansfield, what curry house is that then cause i never found any good ones lol

Hey I'm from Mansfield toooo, i hear the best Curry house is in huthwaite (Sutton Ashfield way)
On the subject of hard times ( i always get one when a womans around wink )
Clipstone
Being ex 7 RHA Para this one brings back happy times for me, we lost our gun and had to sped a few days (in a bar) waiting for a replacement one biggrin
Quote by fabio grooverider
Have any of the members played this game at a munch

biggrin :D :D surprised lol :lol:

that would be no... since a munch is just a SOCIAL occasion....
sean.....
although i think i have seen that at more that one after party!!!!! smile :) :) :) :)
hope blue has that one at her party!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Oxford dictionary says a Munch is eating steadily with a marked action of the jaws and when the music stops i don`t think them guys would be doing any talking. :shock:
Ive been thinking about all these leave applications.
Would you let everyone in your community know you were going on yor Hols NO.
because if you did i think you could
If its any consolation to you i watched a National Rugby League semi-Final last Saturday and the man who got the man of the match (45 year-old) broke his neck back in 1985 playing and was on traction for 18 months in Pontefract hostpital.
Good Luck and lets hope that you recover fully.
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Loads of us have had threads locked, for reasons either explained on thread or explained via PM. So what? At least we haven't all been banned, which is a possibility if one keeps questioning mods' decisions to lock threads. It's really not a big deal Bushwackers, no need to go on about it at every opportunity confused

And if you take note all i`m pointing out is that threads are locked when there is still interest in them Freckledbird, and most of the pm`s i have received are in support off not aganist my views, i always thought that swinging was supposed to be a liberal outlook on sex ? i may be wrong.
So because i just don`t conform with the mods stand on why some (not all) threads are locked i`m a bad person and need to be banned, i can say i`m a moderate and fair person in every walk of life ive been involved with and i have always been my own person and never gone with the flow unless i have believed it to be right and honest
Read the pm i sent you about 20 mins ago! FFS!
Just got it mate cool
sorry bushwhackers.. i meant to put a mad at the end of my last comment...
No probs mate.
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Loads of us have had threads locked, for reasons either explained on thread or explained via PM. So what? At least we haven't all been banned, which is a possibility if one keeps questioning mods' decisions to lock threads. It's really not a big deal Bushwackers, no need to go on about it at every opportunity confused

And if you take note all i`m pointing out is that threads are locked when there is still interest in them Freckledbird, and most of the pm`s i have received are in support off not aganist my views, i always thought that swinging was supposed to be a liberal outlook on sex ? i may be wrong.
So because i just don`t conform with the mods stand on why some (not all) threads are locked i`m a bad person and need to be banned, i can say i`m a moderate and fair person in every walk of life ive been involved with and i have always been my own person and never gone with the flow unless i have believed it to be right and honest
Read the pm i sent you about 20 mins ago! FFS!
Just got it mate cool
Quote by freckledbird
Loads of us have had threads locked, for reasons either explained on thread or explained via PM. So what? At least we haven't all been banned, which is a possibility if one keeps questioning mods' decisions to lock threads. It's really not a big deal Bushwackers, no need to go on about it at every opportunity confused

And if you take note all i`m pointing out is that threads are locked when there is still interest in them Freckledbird, and most of the pm`s i have received are in support off not aganist my views, i always thought that swinging was supposed to be a liberal outlook on sex ? i may be wrong.
So because i just don`t conform with the mods stand on why some (not all) threads are locked i`m a bad person and need to be banned, i can say i`m a moderate and fair person in every walk of life ive been involved with and i have always been my own person and never gone with the flow unless i have believed it to be right and honest
So it looks like we have all been victims of the LOOKED Thread.
So if so many of us normal people have tried to reply have we asked ourselves WHY has it been Locked in the first place.
??????????????????????????????????????????
-- LOCKED
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Sarge can we have someone to check all Avatars to make sure they come within the AUPs please dunno

Never gave that a thought
How comes Trapper asks a question directed at Frecklebird (in fun) and the thread is locked before she has the chance to reply and defend herself
Surely let us defend ourselves before Locking
Quote by bushwackers
Women Wanking always makes me
My arms aching ive been doing this since
Quote by Trapper
Very old pc pics, but still funny

Tommy Cooper is dead but he still makes me laugth
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Just a thought ! they must be married because thats what wedding cake does to ladies biggrin