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bustylady40
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 62
Straight Male, 56
0 miles · Lancashire

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Getting front row tickets, for "We Will Rock You" at Manchester.
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I've often wondered why do nipples become erect at the most inopportune moments?
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I have one that also puzzles me why does buttered toast always lands butter side down when you drop it? :huh:

If cats always land on their feet and buttered toast always lands buttered side down, what happens if you gaffer tape a piece of buttered toast butter side up and the back of a cat and drop it? wink
Pussy on toast???????
So sorry to leave it til this late, we won't be able to come, have waaay to much on in the next few weeks.
Hope to catch up with you soon.
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Thanks Jo, pm received biggrin
Am I allowed.......................
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to say I'm excited?
Luckily, I don't have the periods but I do still have PMT and boy does Mollers suffer. :twisted:
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i dont really feel the cold,
we've had it on the last couple of days, due to trying to get the washing dried.. and i'm roasting..
but i have been told i'm like a portable Radiator... as i'm forever warm.

OOOO,my address is................. lol
We're resisting at the moment,only cos I'm a tight sod and won't put the heating on until absolutley necessary.
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My husband drank because that was what he understood to be a way of was brought up in a pub, then always went for a "chill down" pint after work,every weekend he went out at lunch time. Bank holidays were spent in the pub.
He drank every night at home,we lost a business through his drinking, he did eventually lose me.
He has since died of cancer,but I am pretty sure it was a offshoot of the fact that he lived for his drink and cigarettes.
I enjoy a drink,both at home and socially, but I still cringe when I think Mollers is drinking for the sake of it and have to remind myself that he isn't anything like my ex was.
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When shopping for lingerie in the company of my 10 year old daughter, I'd purposly look at thongs, hold them up and ask her opinion, I used to get "oh Mum" but now she justs looks bored, must find something else to do.
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Sorry, we can't make the 2nd :cry: Please take us off the list.
You have a PM, Bouncy.
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Our workmates are such party animals. lol
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Brought them over to the dark side yet ? rotflmao rotflmao
lol No,but one is already over here!
Reading this and seeing that Molls doesn't have a clue what DG is going on about. lol
I'll spank him. smackbottom
In edit.....he now realises. :crazy:
Thriller, I have an active imagination and horrors give me nightmares. rolleyes
cherryade or dandelion and burdock?
Women aren't here to be understood. rolleyes
We are here to be a pain, nag, be bought random pressies and expect you to know what we want without us asking.
Oh and be shagged senselessy at the drop of a hat. biggrin
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My outfit's nearly sorted.
Mollers has a cane and nothing else!!!!!! Maybe he should come naked, wielding said cane. biggrin
hehhehehehehe.
Depending on dates,blah blah blah,we'd (me and Molls) definately be interested. biggrin biggrin
Hello, please may me and Mollman1 come. We missed the last due to other commitments.
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I'm not sure if anyone has heard of me though, I'm very shy and quiet and dont get out much :twisted:

Emm, now let me think about this - Harry and not getting out much, somehow, they just dont go together wink I will send an hotel list and it would be great if you could make it lol

Hotel list safely received and I will try my best to get there.
Regards
Harry Jones
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