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carpet_2_lay
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56
0 miles · Llandudno
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NEIL-DAWN the LAVABUBBLE , NAUGHTY WIGAN COUPLE were planning a tour of the NTHW when they received a mail from a SASSY woman with VELVET LIPS from the pastal area H-X on finding out where it was they set off hoping for a good PUCK and not be led on a wild GOOSE chase by some CLOONY. on arrival they met another CUDDLYNWCOUPLE who were right SULTRYDEVILS and didnt even ask WEN they went straight in for the kill, the wife pulled out her new dildo called the FIRELIZARD from her SUZ-IE belt . then DAZZA the BIKER who called himself the ICERAIDER arrived and spotted the CURVIERBUNNY who arranged all this with a guy called SIDBIG ( noone know why )and bagged her on the CARPET , it was a BLEEPing shame tho cos when i asked when my turn was they all looked at me and shouted ASKARI !!! 
hi folks , the other night i set about writing a bit of a comedy story using folks ID,s . it turned turned out pretty so i came across the idea why not have a go at doing using as many ids as i can , so if i can use your please add your id to my list , below is an example of what i mean , thanks again folks and happy swinging .
sample : there was an AIRMEDIC who was a bit of a CLOONY who one day was feeling kinda CHARANDY so he rang up some BIKER who said hed get a free ride on his CASSIE as long as he had a SASSY partner , then a CURVIERBUNNY appeared saying have me , have me !! so he took the CURVYMINX and got FRISKY with her on the CARPET in the LACASHIRELASS,S living room
end result will be posted by 2230 tonight
sample : there was an AIRMEDIC who was a bit of a CLOONY who one day was feeling kinda CHARANDY so he rang up some BIKER who said hed get a free ride on his CASSIE as long as he had a SASSY partner , then a CURVIERBUNNY appeared saying have me , have me !! so he took the CURVYMINX and got FRISKY with her on the CARPET in the LACASHIRELASS,S living room
end result will be posted by 2230 tonight
