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celestria
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 53
Straight Male, 53
UK
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It's a new priority posting scheme the management are trying to keep the has beens around. The longer you've been a member, the more priority your post gets. Flower having joined the forum at an earlier date than Lost gets a higher priority ranking for posts and therefore those responses come before the question is posted 
Quote by GnV
Only this week, BMW announced a new concept in electric cars where the emphasis is on hiring rather than buying and a rapid response to battery replacement in a 'green flag' style response if you find yourself without power or a means to recharge.
Be interesting to see how the insurance companies deal with that concept.
Quote by Tasitus
Ok who's going on Mastermind with the specialised subject of "Swinging Heaven - 2004 to present" ?
Is there anyone who has been here from start to present day????? Like any forum people come and go... I know I didn't spend much time on the forum, I was more a chatroom person back then but boy the new SH chatroom doesn't have the same feel the old one did
Quote by MikeC
was looking for the like button...:confused:
Yeah, I've done that tonight as well lol
*Her*
I have a like button......called my cock lol
Good grief - did you take a pill or summat? Mike I don't think I've ever seen you quite so desperate (cup finals included)!
Yeah sorry blue pill......
Mike the little blue pills are for when you have a partner rather than your hand and a sock
Quote by MikeC
So let me get this straight. I have to wear a corset, face the wall with my legs spread and I'll end up full of sausage? Count me in! :rascal:
Not if I'm there first sweet cheeks ;)
x
Some things never bloody change then? Bloke barging in first and grabbing all the premium sausage before I can even assume the position?
My sausage is tesco value
That's not what I heard!
Well you can't always get a tesco value in your mouth no matter how much you try and try
Yeah but tesco value ones taste bloody awful!
Quote by Sarah
You have dry skin on your heel!
The washing machine that eats socks only to return the missing one next week?
No!!!!! I swear it returns them the week after you threw the "odd" on that it matches in the bin having given up all hope of ever finding it's mate
I've got a whole series of odd socks
I have a whole box full of lost soles that live on top of my tumble drier waiting for the day they are finally reunited with their match They get binned after 6 months in the box
Quote by MikeC
So let me get this straight. I have to wear a corset, face the wall with my legs spread and I'll end up full of sausage? Count me in! :rascal:
Not if I'm there first sweet cheeks ;)
x
Some things never bloody change then? Bloke barging in first and grabbing all the premium sausage before I can even assume the position?
My sausage is tesco value
That's not what I heard!
"I tried and I tried but I just couldn't get it all in......." So many fab memories of cramming too many people into cars/hotel rooms breaking beds in travel lodges, foot prints on ceilings, tiger bread becoming the new pampas grass...... So many lovely and very fond memories of real friends we made who we are still very much in contact with now
Quote by tigersgobounce69
That said, I expect to find a fully established ironing goldfish service when I come and join you and kbuk - no slacking!!
Gem my heart is with you at this time.
Jas
XXX
All we can say is that "HE" certainly takes the best. I am sure that right at this minute, Neil and Kbuk are probally propping up the bar with a pint, possible Kev with his coffee puting the worlds to rights as only they could.
Gem sweetheart our hearts goes out to you and we send you all out love xx
The Tigs xx
I can only hope and pray that this is true... but in amongst the sadness I'm half giggling at the "wisdom" of putting Kev and Neil together on their own to cause havoc for a bit ;)
Quote by Dirtygirly
Yes but it was completely unintended - misinterpreted and utterly blown up out of proportion.
So I decided that you can't go through life trying to avoid things like that. Accept it and move on - I say.
I'm not thick skinned - honestly - just wise after the event!!
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:thumbup:
What's that saying...
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; courage to change the things I can; and wisdom to know the difference.
Pretty much covers it. :wink:
Works for me :thumbup:
The past can only come back to hurt you if you let it or if you consciously keep dragging it back up.
Can't change the past, you can only change the future, so the best thing to do is leave the past where it belongs, in the past and chalk it up to experience.
I think it's downright disrespectful to be honest.
And whilst we're being honest, I may have jumped 2 red lights as I drove to my grandads funeral
I drew the short straw and was driving at the back of the family procession. I was a little unsure of the route we were taking (the most direct route from my grandparents house meant many more sets of light, awkward right hand turns at very busy junctions and far too many chances to get separated) so I chose to turn a blind eye to the colour of the traffic lights, pray there were no police watching me and just keep following 
ops:
And whilst we're being honest, I may have jumped 2 red lights as I drove to my grandads funeral
I drew the short straw and was driving at the back of the family procession. I was a little unsure of the route we were taking (the most direct route from my grandparents house meant many more sets of light, awkward right hand turns at very busy junctions and far too many chances to get separated) so I chose to turn a blind eye to the colour of the traffic lights, pray there were no police watching me and just keep following ops: Tough one to answer.
Three years ago I would have said "yes most definitely" but three years later we have something so much bigger, better and just "more" than that initial first love we both felt. Was definitely a lot more than just lust when we first met and spent time together, but it's a whole lot deeper now than it was then.
So I think what I am saying is can you feel deep enduring total love at first sight, no because you need to know someone well in order to love them to that kind of depth, but to feel the beginnings of that kind of love... yes most definitely!
I now know what it means to say I love you more and more each day and I think it's bloody fantastic!
Three years ago I would have said "yes most definitely" but three years later we have something so much bigger, better and just "more" than that initial first love we both felt. Was definitely a lot more than just lust when we first met and spent time together, but it's a whole lot deeper now than it was then.
So I think what I am saying is can you feel deep enduring total love at first sight, no because you need to know someone well in order to love them to that kind of depth, but to feel the beginnings of that kind of love... yes most definitely!
I now know what it means to say I love you more and more each day and I think it's bloody fantastic!
