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Quote by Freckledbird

Well done!
Not seeing where the age thing is relevant though?
neil and i are continuing this conversation in private mail now.

that was the point i was trying to make in my first reply to i dont like spouting rules off.(NOT BEING HERE LONG AND ALL THAT).

December 2005 is long enough.
thank you i almost feel welcomed into the forumites bridgade.(does that mean i've created a divide between me and mrs'c as shes a chatroom woller)? lol.
Quote by neilinleeds
it could be condstrued if people are running up 1000's of "posts" on here maybe, maybe they have no time for going out and meeting people.

or it could be construed that people with thousands of posts have been here for years, are actively involved with SH as a site, their friends, and the lifestyle that revolves around it? but hey, WTF do i know about it? dunno confused rotflmao
chat users probably have infinitely more than a few thousand posts, cos you can bang out a few hundred lines in a single evening, but hey, who's counting? lol :P
n x x x ;)
WTF dunno, but being the main organiser of the derby socials we entertain over 100 s.h. users every month,for over a year plus being someone elder than you my friend weve been on the swinging scene 27 years attended 16 diferent clubs in the uk in the last 6 years which probably totals 1000 visits so unlike you we believe we do know the f**k.
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
But going back to the topic of single/couple profiles, if you are 'advertising' on here, you cannot place an advert as a couple unless your profile is set up as a Couple. So even though it does work for you Neil and Gem, it wouldnt work for others who may want to place adverts for meets.
wink

that was the point i was trying to make in my first reply to i dont like spouting rules off.(NOT BEING HERE LONG AND ALL THAT).
regarding looking at peeps profiles b4 answering them doesn't stop me giving a civil reply, (they always get a "hi" returned), however as were here to meet strangers for nsa fun if someone says hi nice piccys etc, and are 230 miles away and their profile is all N/A then our chat re a meet "same day" is out of the picture, so they just get a hi more.
Quote by little gem
It's supposed to be fun not a fecking job interview. rolleyes
If you only respond to people who's profile you 'vet' beforehand then it's your loss if you miss out on quality people you can't be arsed to get to know the old fashioned way of talking. confused Each to their own.
As for the chatroom user - forumite divide... it's always been there, so nothing new. confused

maybe true, we all have to decide how best to conduct ourselves when advertising for new playmates,i'm sure theres good and bad "candidates" in all the sections on could be condstrued if people are running up 1000's of "posts" on here maybe, maybe they have no time for going out and meeting people.
i (mr.c) wrote our profile,post in forums and the photo ads section, (mrs.c) usually tarts (i call it wanks the nation). the chatrooms.
Quote by neilinleeds
so why dont you have a couple profile, i think you may get more help that way, as peeps may tend to believe you more. imo.

my profile says i'm a single male, so naturally people who don't know me might tend to assume i am in fact a single male, and might even be somewhat cynical occasionally if i suddenly mention my partner, but it's a hangover from the days when i actually was single, and i retained it as a free membership after the takeover. however, most people know i'm in a getting - on - for - longish - term - relationship with someone here, who happily also retains her account as a single fem?
i don't see the point in merging 2 swingle accounts into 1 couple account, to suit the perceptions of people i don't know, when profiles are largely irrelevant to the way we go about things anyways, and the content of our posts makes our status abundantly clear to anyone that reads them? ;)
just a thought? ;)
neil x x x ;)
i tend to read profiles b4 either responding to a "hello" in chat or replying to mail ,could say i see peeps profile as a c.v. and we all know what happens to c.v's when applying for jobs if there not interesting / relevant enough. there does however still seem to be a divide between forum users and photo / chatroom users when deciding who one wants to associate with.
so why dont you have a couple profile, i think you may get more help that way, as peeps may tend to believe you more. imo.
apologies if its been written about b4 but done a search on here and found nothing,
having been members of 16 clubs in past 6 1/2 years we've taken part / seen / heard lots of action,which brings me to ask this question to guys and gals.
1) girls if you don't have one do you fake orgasms?
2) do you feel obligued to fake them?
3) obviously guys would like there partner to have one but if they don't, do guys like girls to fake them?
in my opinion a bad "faking" is worse than her not having one.
Quote by Thumper25
Mature Couple looking for Swinging Parties/Club in Wiltshire area birthday treat for wife(first time)

as your profile and addy is all about you, i'm just hoping this visit to a swingers club or party for your wifes birthday treat isn't "too much" of a surprise to her.
although the dvla state its illegal to alter your spacing etc on your plate there seems to be an ever increasing amount of cars on the road that are blatently doing 've seen them, like making a 12 look like an R, etc. whats your view on this? if you have altered yours do you swap the plates for the mot?
hi can we be considered please,as long as it fits in with our days off etc?
Quote by swadcpl
Hiya I know its really short notice but if anyone drops out can we please bring Tinabcurious with us she is well nice and neva been b4 xxxxx

cant find her on here. can you get her to mail us, as we need to see her profile to see if shes banned or anything b4 putting her on the mainlist.
Quote by rams_cpl
Just how big is your tent Dean lol lol

oh rams its big lolyes rams we know you do but dont most like big lol lol lol lol wink
we've been members of since its first month of opening and visited on and off due to various incidents the new management are trying to build it up again, you probably wont see much decor diference,we do feel safer there nowadays as martin won't allow drunks in (even if it did produce more revenue) but alas its taking a while, hence many times we've gone home without 've not been this year when it has been buzzing like other clubs but maybe you should try it and see. rumour has it
single guys have more luck on a one night cheap pass is a bonus to try it though.
hi a few derby peeps are going doggin again tomorrow (monday) ish south derby area,if your free to cum please mail us.
Hiya Dean yes we cummmmmmmin again lol might be late cos of work but we will be there friday nite sometime cya soon cocky xxxxx
Quote by two-4-more
has everyone got their fancy dress sorted as we dont want to drive all that way dressed up to be the only ones lol!
lol we hoping you all dressing up we know lots are and sarah back to skool lol theres a clue lol cya soon cocky xxx
i'm waiting for mine to be delivered off e,bay and mrs c's sewing hers, so you wont be on your own in fancy
ps. i wonder how many people make arrangements to meet up tonight then because some find b.b. captivating will let someone down on a meet.i ask because we invited a single guy once to a club he was all up 4 it until he realised the press had stated they thought someone may have sex in the jacuzzi tonight on b.b. so he cancelled the as their was 30 people having sex in the jacuzzi at the
i started a thread last year (i think it was) about b.b. what a load of crap,because i felt left out of conversations at work i tried to watch it and got even more annoyed when part way through a conversation little birds started tweeting or a plane took off,WHY i asked well thats cause the topic may be interEsting so you gotta watch it i know gotta ring in to get rid of 1 of them. NO WAY JOSE'. rather watch paint dry, (thats on the other channel).lol.
yeah thanks, spose i oughta sit it out a while until we see who wins as i've had a shed full of failures like betamax video, amstrad games m/c,philips cdi etc to get couple of quid on ebay for them after costing 100's of 's just this months bonus is burning a hole in my
hi has anyone bought a blue ray player,i'm wondering should i buy a playstation 3 with blue ray or invest in a blue ray dvd player, will the playstation 3 give me same quality as it's about 1/2 price compared to sony or samsungs b/ray players.
Quote by DavidCu
Erm am I to late?

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