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Bi-curious Male, 47
Bi-curious Female, 46
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Quote by Angel Chat
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I did too :giggle:
And I set up the spread sheet that everyone ended up using to keep track of their points redface :lol2:

Trust you to combine wanking and spreadsheets. That said, if anyone was going to do it, I would have expected it to have been DirtyGirly!
:P
*Him*
Quote by NWfreckles
was looking for the like button...:confused:

Yeah, I've done that tonight as well lol
*Her*
:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove:rotflmao
Now that's dedication!
*Her*
Quote by MikeC

:eeek:

Is that your eyes or your face bulging like that? lol
It's his bum...whilst he gets ready for you
Volunteer your own bum for BIokes amusement Mike! I'm enjoying making him work for the prize!
*Him*
Quote by Andrew_2013

You rang?
:P
*Him*

<goes wobbly at knees>
Hello big man - your profile still says bloody 'bi curious' so either you're doing it wrong or just teasing ;)
Let me take you by the hand and show you how.... COME TO PAPA!
smile
:eeek:
Quote by Andrew_2013
+1
kiss Bloke
*Her*

Hello you :kiss:
What have you done with *Him*? :twisted:
You rang?
:P
*Him*
It was "borrowed" from Postie one camp and then proceeded to travel the country, having pic's taken as it went.
I remember taking a pic of it on the Suspension bridge before it went off on it's travels lol
I'm not 100% sure that was on this site tho MikeC lol.
*Her*
Quote by MikeC
i have a whole list
1) falling asleep at a party and having someone boobs in my face and me sleeping through the experience. That was after me trying to seeing said boobs for years
2) Being lifted by my boxers in a bar in manchester circa 05...by blue and lep
3) My lack of parking skills
4) First time i "met" harry jones
5) me naked in white socks having a play in someones garden
6) me in a maids outfit with bum going up and down.....could someone send me the video
7) Me and first rios even not knowing where to look.
That is just some of the tails............

Your number 6 was our first ever social. We were scarred by that sight lol
*Her*
Wow. So many old faces. Most I'd call genuine friends now, some I haven't spoken to for some time and some i'd forgotten about until now.
It's so lovely to see everyone "together" again, but for all the wrong reasons ..... sad
*Her*
Quote by Angel Chat
I'm happy to answer.
1. Circa end 2005. The site changed. I moved to another site, then another, maybe a few more. Still came back here, now and again, to arrange sex with people not on other sites.
2. Circa end 2008. Made a conscious decision to stop swinging, no need to come here for sex. People I had made friends (as in real life friends) were on my social media by then anyway. No need to come here for chats/social.
3. Present. Perfectly happy on other social media. No reason to start swinging again. It got boring.
S'it really. Politics did get in the way in 2005/2006, but long since put away that shit. Just moved on with my life, I guess. I prefer people's real life posts elsewhere, and pictures of their cats, than hearing who fucked who. S'all.

To be honest, this pretty much sums up my story/feelings too. So many real life, forever friends have been made here. I'd genuinely say that at least 75% of my closest friendships started on this forum and we now know each other's families and spend a lot of time communicating, if not in each other's company.
:thumbup:
*Her*
Quote by MikeC
lol i use mine as a sex toy smile

Easier than using the curtains eh Mike? wink
*Her*
Ok, this is really beginning to nark me off now. (I've had a bad day, please excuse the rant!)
I've enjoyed the cam side of chat for ages now, but it appears the Adobe gods are battling against me.
I updated my "Air" thingy a while back (at SH's request) which stopped my cam working in the room. Not such a bad thing, cos I'm a bit ropey looking anyway, but that's not the point.
Tonight, I updated once again, only to find it's stopped ALL cams working completely. WTF???
Can anyone help before I stick yet another support ticket in?
Cheers,
*Him*
Our tree is up rather halfheartedly this year and for the fist time in 7 years it's a fake one.
I used to love Christmas, but this year it's fitting that the Christmas we have is not the usual celebration for us.
*Her*
Yes, there are things I would do with (certain) other people that I wouldn't do with *Him*
There's a side of me that just doesn't work with the kind of relationship we have. It's a side i'd be happy to do nothing about, but if the opportunity comes up, i'll take it and run with it.
He's fully aware of it and it doesn't make what we have any less.
*Her*
Quote by Sarah
Personally I don't like the friends collectors, to me it looks naff.
I often get request from people who I have had no contact with, live miles away, or I have no interest in, they just get deleted.

This ^^^^^ :thumbup:
*Her*
Quote by Laff_n_Chilli

What are you thinking of getting? Kittens, I know, but any specific breed? Oriental cats are amazingly loving and talkative,

cats are cats - not human so don't anthromorphise them - it's demeaning to both you and the animal and leads to a skewed and unrealisitic view of the society we live in
Jeez... lighten up, you're sucking all the fun out of life. loon
I'll rephrase for the dull of us.
"Oriental cats won't leave you alone and meow lots"
Would I be a million miles off in assuming you're not cat people?
*Him*
Quote by Sarah
Oh I've just remembered the Christmas tree, make sure it well anchored down, if not cat goes up tree, tree falls over, Nola spends the next 3 hours sorting out the mess!! lol

Or, cat hangs from lights by the nexk, unable to get down and gives you a heart attack when you walk into the room and see it!!! (Yes - it happened to me, it's lucky I was home)
*Her*
Quote by noladreams

Dont do it Nola!! :uhoh:

But I can't have a dog.
And I've got cool name ideas for a pair of kittens :bounce: Oh and I've seen some uh-maz-ing cat furniture! :lol2:
I think I may have convinced myself... wink
What are you thinking of getting? Kittens, I know, but any specific breed? Oriental cats are amazingly loving and talkative, but even a plain moggy is cool.
As my lovely wife said, we're considering getting another, but finances may well put it off for a bit. They are bloody expensive creatures, but worth it.
Pics when you have em please!
*Him*
My cats are my babies. I've had cats for the last 11 years and I wouldn't ever be without them.
They're expensive, it's damn upsetting when they get ill/die but they're so worth it.
We're having a very tough time at the moment and I don't know what we'd have done without them. We have to get up to feed them and love them and we've had to leave the house to buy food for them otherwise I really don't think we'd bother right now. They know somethings wrong and are being extra loving.
I'm seriously considering a kitten at the moment. We've always had 3 but lost one back in July. Not sure if it's the best idea tho. 2 have been much easier to hadle.
*Her*
We tried it. The reality for us wasn't as good as the fantasy.
Don't get me wrong, it wasn't bad - just not for us. We still enjoy elements tho.
There are websites that will help you out. Swinging sites aren't really the place to be looking. All you find are so called self proclaimed 'bull's' who really don't have a clue what it's all about, just want to fuck your wife with no regard for what's in it for you.
Choose carefully tho and you'll have a ball.
*Her*
One of our recent meets had girth and lots of it! Whilst that made for great sex, it didn't make for such great oral (although he didn't seem to be complaining) It was fun but hard work lol. I don't think there's anything you can do to change this tho.
Oh and Nellie - would you have a word with *Him* please and teach him how to make a noise when he cum's? I LOVE it when the guy i'm with is vocal. He's fine calling me a dirty little slut tho...... lol
*Her*
Awwww, thanks guys. Just finished celebrating! lol.
Tweeky, thank you honey, we're working on that right now. Fingers x eh?!
*Her*
We've done an 800 mile round trip for a meet before and we'd do it again for someone special. Takes some planning though.
*Her*
Ohhh, happy belated gorgeous lady! Hope you had a fab day.
Meeko - smackbottom I cannot believe you forgot a card!!!
*Her*
So sorry for your loss Smooth. Our thoughts are with you and your family at this most difficult of times xxx
*Us*