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cuddly__catlin
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 61
0 miles · Derbyshire

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Quote by slave Dave
How about some slippers & a pipe now he's over the hill! lol

you cheeky sod lolol
this is for you smackbottom
life begins at 40 wink biggrin
Quote by garden
"Man" enough? Blimey!
Sorry, but I don't want to look like a troll(op) and I haven't yet seen anything that really needs any reply. It's all, " this is OUR private club, so how dare you have an opinion? If you dare to express one, we shall punish you!"
Which is rather the point I was trying to make....
Oh and thanks, fans, for the obscene personal emails and the virus. (But thanks, too, to those who took the trouble to actually read my post properly, and have been nice enough to reply pleasantly and sensibly).
Penny Garden

Hi Penny, welcome to Sh.
Your braver than me, at least you did a thread, i wouldent post one myself on here.
I dont agree with some of what you posted but i do agree it does seem like theres a private club on here. just my opinion and ill probs get shouted down.
god how brave am i being today (must be the sun getting to me)
but i have made a few freinds on here and i do enjoy the forum so im not putting down SH.
So i hope you stay awhile, its not a bad site, and im sure you will find lots of friends and sex on here if thats what your looking for.
Tina xxx
Quote by blonde
good luck with getting to your 1000 post biggrin
im surprised this thread hasent been locked yet, lets hope it dont.
only saying cos other week this one one locked for this reason.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewpost/461505.html#461505
good luck Blonde biggrin

I'll be quick then............ b4 they lock me out !!!! lol
Nasty buggers those Ops and Mods.............lol

lol blonde biggrin
good luck with getting to your 1000 post biggrin
im surprised this thread hasent been locked yet, lets hope it dont.
only saying cos other week this one one locked for this reason.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewpost/461505.html#461505
good luck Blonde biggrin
Quote by Nicola&Alan
Thanks for that Cisco, glad someone posted the facts!
still not wee!

yes thanx Cisco, knew it wasent wee wink biggrin
Quote by gingerjo-lee
ive only done it a few times and im not sure lol but what the hell its good
jo xx

it def is good biggrin
Quote by gingerjo-lee
hi there i got this out of a magazine
How come ?
is it possible for women to ejaculate ? My boyfriend is convinced that i did recently.
answer
When women climax they sometimes produce a small jet of watery happens when orgasms make the bladder squirt out a tiny amount of wee
thanks jo x

sorry but the magazine isent right, mines not wee. smile
Quote by little gem
:smug:
Not often but I was shocked earlier today with a twice in sucession squirty thing going on. The only problem is because it's not a regular thing, I've now ruined a pillow sad evil So there are some draw backs to it all.
kiss
Gem. x

we learned very early on to get towel ready biggrin
Quote by salt_n_pepper
i have a idea, how about all the newbies have a munch of there own biggrin
and if you do can i come biggrin

can we come 2 biggrin
you bet you can wink biggrin
Quote by bigDewi69
i have a idea, how about all the newbies have a munch of there own biggrin
and if you do can i come biggrin

rotflmao
It'd be a room full of single guys all too nervous to talk to each other and wondering where all the fit women are and why they haven't been laid yet lol
theres couples and single woman who are newbies, and whats wrong with a room of
single guys wink
i have a idea, how about all the newbies have a munch of there own biggrin
and if you do can i come biggrin
Quote by piercedJon
It was a cool ad, got the message across and probably apealed to the guys that were to matcho to bother... but seriosuly... did she have to bite the plum at the end... brought tears to me eyes :shock:
rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao :twisted:
Quote by SXBOY
sounds more like shes not interested rather than religion ! ?

i was going to say something like that.
maybe shes useing religion has a excuse cos she dont want to swing.
if you dont want to lose your wife, then pls dont go behind her back.
cos i can tell you she will find out oneday.
Quote by SXBOY
i have done in a lay by on a13 over bonnet of fiesta van
many years ago ,late at night ..very exillerating

yes very exillarating, but i like the comfort of a bed best, take your time and enjoy wink
ive had sex on a moterbike, now that was difficult biggrin