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cuddly__catlin
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 61
0 miles · Derbyshire

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Quote by Jiggle
<<< is being dragged off by her left ankle....

jiggle (the clone!) runs in, picks uo ocky and throws her over his shoulders and makes a quick getta way!
Jiggle
Hay hang on a min i havent had my cuddle yet, you cant go until you have given me a big cuddle lol lol lol
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ohhhhhhhh nice cuddles.
ok you can go rescue ockysweeties now biggrin
Quote by Jiggle
<<< is being dragged off by her left ankle....

jiggle (the clone!) runs in, picks uo ocky and throws her over his shoulders and makes a quick getta way!
Jiggle
Hay hang on a min i havent had my cuddle yet, you cant go until you have given me a big cuddle lol lol lol
Quote by 300andy
well my mum is a reflexologist so i picked up a few things there biggrin we're close like that up north, it saves on the heating bills.
i'm shit at making coffee though

thats ok momf can make the coffee lol
Quote by 300andy
twould be a pleasure m'lady, i'll get the lemon oil and a towel.

mmmmmmmmm cant wait, hope you do a good job or i will have to lock you in a cupboard lol
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
that wernt jiggle in the outside loo i still have him locked away you will never find him

oh no is this a clone of jiggle i have here ?
oh well the clone will have to do, sorry jiggle vodka babe is to cleaver for me biggrin
ok 300andy first thing is a coffee and then massarge my feet mmmmmmmm biggrin
and jiggle a nice cuddle from you wink
and momf mmmmmmm you can prop up my pillows and give me a long slow kiss wink
Quote by Jiggle
urmmmmmmm should i hold out for Bilko or go for a newbie.
ill go for the newbie can train him easyer wink biggrin

you saying i'd be hard to train!!!... lol lol.... i'm a great listener
this pringles are morish!!.... could i get a glass of mosel to wash it down
Jiggle
im sure i wont have to train you biggrin
Quote by foxylady 123
ohhhhhhhhh is 300andy mine?

yes and dont forget momf
oh dont worry, how could i forget momf mmmmmm biggrin
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
whilst running to assist foxylady falls arse over tit and breaks a leg helppppppppppppppppppp sgt save me pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

whilst sgt bilko save vodka babe i sneak in house and search everywere.
thank god i found you jiggle fancy putting you in the out side loo lol lol lol
I havent forgotten you jiggle im trying to sneak into vodka babes house but every things locked up tight mad biggrin
urmmmmmmm should i hold out for Bilko or go for a newbie.
ill go for the newbie can train him easyer wink biggrin
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
tips the pringles onto a plate and slides under the door
runs off to help foxylady on her mission

you evil evil woman lol lol lol
Ok Sgt Bilko will do for now and if hes good i might keep him lol lol lol
dont worry Jiggle ill come to rescue you if i can,but
i might be to busy with momf and Sgt Bilko wink biggrin
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
evil sniggers you will never find him
oops must give him some more pringles and blue ribands to munch on
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

you evil woman you lol lol lol
@ Jiggle when she brings the pringles look and let me know what you can see?
ill try to work it out and come rescue you biggrin biggrin biggrin
Quote by foxylady 123
Thats not fare vodka babe you have two now biggrin

If you want two i can delivermomf and look for another one for you? Though of course the cost will increase
Just tell me the model and type you would like and i will see what i can do
mmmm momf and jiggle and ill pay what ever it takes with in reason lol wink
Quote by Jiggle
Thats not fare vodka babe you have two now biggrin

maybe you should mount a rescue mission!!..... you nkow what my reward would be wink
jiggle
ok im trying to think of a rescue plan.
she has you hidden away real good.
need to work out were shes hidden you first then im on my way biggrin biggrin biggrin
Quote by guy4fun
so whos next up for sale and if it momf can i have him back after pls biggrin biggrin biggrin

cuddly why not bid for me along with vodka babe and foxylady and im very pleasing
thought vodka babe had already won the bid biggrin
Quote by sexymale21
Its not a matter of anough sex, its the quality that counts wink

are you getting enough quality sex smile
Yes thanx are you? smile
Quote by Jiggle
well my add is very boring!.. as long the chatroom and forum, i tend to waffle!.. it ened up like a mini essay!
Jiggle

Yes but was nice to read
Tina biggrin
Quote by manofmuchfun
I'm 50.............an up till Xmas I was seeing all sorts even a 21 yr old.........maybe it was the fact I fell of my wallet ?
I prefer them older tho ! ......a conversation is nice !

Does that mean i have to make myself older lol lol lol
Quote by Jiggle
Just been asked to let you guys know that they have moved, its gone well and are settling in okay but that heir broadband wont be up and running until Tuesday at the earliest.
xx smile

oh does this mean there is a house warming party on the cards!!! lol lol
well its worth a try!
hope you enjoy the new house. and everything goes swimingly!
Jiggle
i second that hope everything gos smoothly
Tina xxx
well youngest was 22 when i was 38 so thats makes 16 years difference
oldest was 56 when i was 39 so 17 years diffrence.
but i dont think age makes that much difference to me