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debz4u
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 61
0 miles · Greater Manchester

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Nughty nymphos .
ohhhh and thats a big rabbit on the window ledge lol
Quote by Phoenix
If anyone wishes to send me pics of your wife or girl friend in stockings don't hesitate.

That's not the idea rolleyes shhhhhhhh .
might just work confused
blue weds daytime me mancbloke and a single fem 3 sum its his birthday .
your very welcome there :grin:
Quote by Fallen Angel
Those new whale net stockings ? err :shock: .
have i missed something iv never seen them .
And yoo hoo what was that trick people know to stop hold ups rolling down.

If you find out, let me know! One of mine fell down in Tesco once - it was the most horribly embarrassing thing that ever happened to me! redface
I think the problem was putting body lotion on first - my legs were so soft and slippery, the damn things wouldn't stay up!!!.
well all i know is judytv knows but so might blue if we shoult laud enough 1 might hear our plight hehe
Those new whale net stockings ? err :shock: .
have i missed something iv never seen them .
And yoo hoo what was that trick people know to stop hold ups rolling down.
God i thought this would die a death but with the top totty all intrested its surley a goer .
Now whos sorting it all out and has the script been written yet come on you dont have Pantos at easter ffs rolleyes .
set designer .has to be eger slut .
costumes deffo judytv .
any more oh yeah crowd control now who would suit that
I nominate devondelight as writer .
who wants to be casting director or is that still davej then he wont have to play frier tuc
Quote by cheekychimp
But im sure we could have a swinging heaven panto that would work im sure .........
we all have part given and play it out on here lol :lol:

PMSL....Excellent idea...... wink
I nominate debz4u as the Casting Director.....what do you think debz..?
CheekyChimp.... cool .
get lost :shock: it was davej who was casting director
puss in boots or back end of cow come on whats the part .
milk maid still sounds good though lol .
We need some order in here .
Wheres sgt when you need him he would whip us all into shape
Quote by davej
DaveJ - can debz4u be a milk maid?

debz4u now has the part of the milkmaid and if shes gonna tug on that lot six nights a week plus a saturday mattinee she can have double pay!.
aww thanks davej lol dont worry all parts will be safe in my hands .
maybe other places as safer though
poke sillyoke: smackbottom :smackbottom: .
Your just keeping the best parts for yourself .
come on share and share alike wink
Quote by davej
I've just found the arse end of our cow, with its own udders!
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ques up for front lol :lol:
Quote by Bloke2005
It's behind you.

What, again? evil wink.
lucky you .
Awww come it will be so much fun lol .
OH YES IT WILL
Quote by northwest-cpl
But im sure we could have a swinging heaven panto that would work im sure .........
we all have part given and play it out on here lol :lol:

Oh no we couldn't..
OH YES WE COULD
hi emma and ian .nice ad mmmmmmmmmmm is that 11 inches :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: or a miss print hehe opss soz thinking with my sex half of my brain again lol
But im sure we could have a swinging heaven panto that would work im sure .........
we all have part given and play it out on here lol :lol:
Im happy shiny can i join to ......
Wonder if sgt will pull his mug at this thread being dug up again . wink .
Really this is a very friendly site and to come on and post a negative post .
Probelry not the best move .
And iv never noticed a clique at all .
People sometimes set themselfs up for ridicule .
By posting silly and stupid remarks and then people just give there points of veiw .
When you get to know us properly most are not posting to be horrible just daft humor Sometimes sarky like .
Take it all in your stride and read inbetween the lines im sure you will understand we are only having a laugh .
But 1 coment of yours does affend and will others as well .the 'uneducated bit :shock: .
Ok pick holes in my spelling i dont care its been done before and i just laugh .
But if being ededucated makes you a better person god help you confused .
I teach but not english .
And for some here english might be there secand language who knows i dont normaly post Long speeches maybe one liner but thats me .
Im genuine have fun and above all never judge :shock:.
Right speach over lets have some fun what newbie can we take the piss out off today .
oh did i just type that out loud hehe .
nar im only avin a laffffff
from one insomniac to another a big welcome .
lol .
narr its not really am is it omg :shock:
well that was well and truely hijacked .
Gem i hope you found a shag lol :lol:
Welcome .. but try and change your av.
we have someone else with that one your using .
i get confused enough confused
Hi and welcome hope you have a happy stay .
:swingingchair: heaven for ever .
or at least till name changes :shock:
Quote by MikeC
lol.........no i am not allowed out at nite my mum says i have to stay in so she can take pictures
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
MikeC
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rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: .
no snow here in peak district yet but.
but i bet its not long :cry:
Great isant it 1000 i had mine at the weekend hehe .
many more posting to come and congrats