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I also rubbed my willy on my bosses mouse once when he wasn't at his desk.

Im saying nothing

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Do you know, I've never even considered this to be an issue. I have regularly used dating sites over the years and I knew that this 'Fake profile' thing was an issue there, But on the swingers sites too? Maybe that's my own naivety I guess. It stands to reason I suppose. Id used dating sites on and off and you can generally detect fake profiles at various points along the way, and if need be, swerve it. But to think this may have been going on on the swinging forums too? God only knows how many hours I've wasted chatting with fake people over the 8+ years I've been online!!
I'm sure though, that most have been genuine, and some I definitely KNOW to be genuine :rascal: But it does make you wonder doesn't it.
Mmmmmm ::undecided:

Am I genuine enough for you

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Alright!... *unrolls the list*
1/ I'd have a tug instead of the usual strum, so many tuggers these days there has to be something barnstorming about it.
2/ I'd scratch the newly appointed balls and leave my hand down my trousers for an inordinate amount of time (most men seem to) and scratch them just cos (balls not trousers)
3/ Stand up and successfully have a pee, I've tried it before (and failed miserably) when blind drunk at Blackpool pleasure beach along with about 10 manthings that could actually do it all natural like, they did their zips and off they went, I headed for the ladies to clean up as I really had peed meself.
Visit a sperm bank and provide a sample.
Simple things...

Toots.......me and you both xxx

Quote by Katniss
im still wondering about the warm feet idea :think:
socks in bed has always put me off tbh

remembers to leave my giraffe socks at home

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Meaty, my hubby says the same about Lorraine Kelly.
My crush? David Cassidy. Had pictures of him from 'Jackie' magazine, on my bedroom walls.

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See every one in hotel bar before club, or any better ideas I'm all ears

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See every one in hotel bar before club, or any better ideas I'm all ears

Quote by Katniss
first task with all new phones is turn off predictive text, simples

Thats different xxx

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snow, welcome to the forums :welcome::welcome:
a good place to ease yourself in gently is in the chatrooms, get to know a few folks in there and then maybe tentatively put your name down for one of the socials happening (in the lets meet up forum)
good luck and dont be a stranger :rascal:
Kat

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first task with all new phones is turn off predictive text, simples

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hope you find someone
try getting into chat and going to a social or two, that way you get to find likeminded peeps and can always say no thanks if they dont float ya boat
|Happy swinging :swingingchair:
Katniss

I wandered into chat and met you...........my kinky dinky kat

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Thanks hunni.....you want to meet me down there then?

Oh trust me i would if i could......you are very sexy and im sure you wont be short of offers
dee xx

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Hi All,
I am going to be in Brighton on weekend of 25th - 26th July if anyone is free to meet up for a drink.
Was wondering what are the best places to drink / party while I am down there if anyone wants to recommend anywhere.
You could just let me have your address and we can party at yours if that suits better lol
No pics on my profile but many of you know who I am from my cam.
Let me know your thoughts.

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I came across this hilarious site while running google image searches of members profiles (yes, "she" was using borrowed pictures). At first my feminist side was repulsed, but then I couldn't help but giggle! It's just ridiculous that someone would set this whole thing up! But also I guiltily admit, fun to have a go - esp. when you get it right.

pebble ....how on earth did you find that

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Hi all
I'm looking for a lovers lady to entertain tomorrow evening in a hotel in hale Manchester only serious takers please
Thanks
Chris

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Its all the giraffes fault

Funnily enough, they blamed you

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Glad to see that I'm not the only one who makes that sort of mistake!!

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Ive never heard of an ankle bracelet being affiliated to swinging, but as a teenager my father gave me a slap for wearing one, he said only trollops and hussies wore them, so who knows