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Please can you pop my name down on list and send details thank you kindly

Quote by Steve
Been told by Kat I have to put my name down so here goes :-)
How do I pay my deposit ?

Quote by deancannock
pub...for a quick drink can be useful and is good open public place.
Piece of advice I was given once was good....arrange it so all parties know before hand...but say after about 20 mins are whatever time...you will go toilet...and you will be 5 mins !!! If they wish to leave then no hard feeling, and maybe easier than saying no face to face.....equally if you not back in 5 mins...its you that is saying no and you have left out the back door....and no hard feelings again. If you return and they still there, then its game on.

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:happy::happy::happy:
Birthday cake design commences. xxxxx

Quote by Katniss
Dee sis I know you is only ickle but you are more of a shrimp than a weed :rascal:

You will never let me forget you are half an inch taller than me are you

Quote by woohoo
Any of the above places can be used for the first meet, but as dee has said,its where both parties feel safe,especially if it's a lone female.
Id also recomend that every single person and couples to, for that matter, let's at least one reliable person,know where they are going,what time and who they are going to meet.
In this day and age no one can be too careful,but then again it's a documented fact that most people are harmed by someone they know well,sometimes even family members.
So, I'd recomend not meeting anyone you know, but rather,make sure its a guy/girl/couple who has a shovel in the boot and an axe in the back seat
Aint statistics, so daft sometimes

ffs Dee Il look oot for you standing at the side of the road holding your knickers in your hand then

Whats knickers

Quote by woohoo
Any of the above places can be used for the first meet, but as dee has said,its where both parties feel safe,especially if it's a lone female.
Id also recommend that every single person and couples to, for that matter, let's at least one reliable person,know where they are going,what time and who they are going to meet.
In this day and age no one can be too careful,but then again it's a documented fact that most people are harmed by someone they know well,sometimes even family members.
So, I'd recommend not meeting anyone you know, but rather,make sure its a guy/girl/couple who has a shovel in the boot and an axe in the back seat
Aint statistics, so daft sometimes

Quote by woohoo
A couple of suggestions would be to get yourselves picture verified and then look for other picture verified couples.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/image-verification.html
Also get yourself to any socials that you can,you will find them in the forum,in the meet up section.
Chat to people in the chat rooms and get yourself know as a genuine couple,maybe by going on cam of you feel brave enough,even the two of you sitting on cam without doing any thing or even showing your face is enough for the couples to notice you.
We do our best to weed out the non genuine folk on here,hence the picture verification tick.

Have you weeded me out yet?

Quote by flirty_4
I just hate the mountain of washing afterwards :sad:
Tried using groundsheets, mattress protectors, shower curtains etc etc
Any suggestions?

In this weather ????????

Quote by gustavv
I just hate the mountain of washing afterwards :sad:
Tried using groundsheets, mattress protectors, shower curtains etc etc
Any suggestions?

Quote by Cubes
dee im happy to introduce you to Mister Cubes and Ms Theia next time you are down to stay with moi - i fink you would get on famously :rascal:

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I'll have one of each of these please :twisted:

Quote by Cubes
Mind you, people have offered to pay me for not having sex with them. :rascal:

Quote by Cubes
... has anyone ever tried this before and did it work for you?

Quote by Dan_Lexa
Or boxer briefs?


Useful to know, in case of a clothing removal situation....

Quote by Cubes
I like to unwrap the present

Quote by Cubes
Blimey! There's a blast from the past. Good to see you're still around Dargento. :thumbup:
And no, Flirts, I wouldn't use one of those mediaeval contraptions.....
...... they don't seem to be big enough. :cool:

Quote by fishnchips
I would say i am quite average, but i know my GF is more than happy with it.
Saying that someone from this site once mentioned something called the jelqing Method Read about it here: which he swore by.
I personally wouldnt use anything like that contraption, wouldnt wan to cause damage. lol

Quote by Dan_Lexa
Just been browsing on lovehoney (as you do) and came across this...

Quote by Katniss
None of the above :laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove:
Commando all the way please :rascal:

Quote by Katniss
Hi can you put our names down please, would be interested for sure just not sure if we can make it just yet but would hate to miss out for not getting names in
Liam N Steve

I promise to be gentle if you turn up

Quote by Liamnsteve
Hi can you put our names down please, would be interested for sure just not sure if we can make it just yet but would hate to miss out for not getting names in
Liam N Steve

I promise to be gentle if you turn up

Quote by Katniss
I wish everyone lots of incredible sex, multiple orgasms and a mahoosive lottery win
Seasons greets to A/all xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Two out of three is good enough for me

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We'll be there ;)

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Be rude not to :mrgreen:

well seeing that you are going