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deflowerer
Over 90 days ago
Male, 110
0 miles · West Yorkshire

You could always ask your own partner :!: I am asuming you have one bye your name(G&H) rolleyes Im sure she will think her opinion is important :!:
And sorry for sugesting humour earlier. And as for looks, you can only work with what you got.
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Why dont't you show us your face and Im sure the ladies would love to rate you :!: :!: :!: redface surprisedops: :oops:
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you could do some stats on the ratings if you wanted confused: :?: :?:
Hey you know what, the Lord made the world and all we harvest from it.
So we arnt going to dictate who can and cant, catch fish or trade produce.
The French on EU Fishing and agricultural policy mad :x :x
GREEDY BASTARDS :x :twisted: :x :twisted:
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wow, lots of married disapointed men on here

In my experience mate, make em' laugh(not at you thou) biggrin :D :D
and her oyester will be your world :idea: smile :) :)
ps. hey at least you, used to have a six pack :)
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Me and dino got ours :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: they look great wink
Thanks to all involved :cheers: much appreciated

Show off :!: :!: :!:
Good morning smile :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
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Definitely worth the effort, a most welcome addition to the site :welcome:

Welldone :!: :!: :!:
You finally found this link rolleyes
Shame I got here first biggrin :D :D
Even bigger shame that, I missed the private message she sent me sad :( :( :( :( :( :(
Ps Good morning smile
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sad owl tale update, its still a case of towit towit towit and no reply
boohoo
hope he/she finds a mate soon its right outside our bedroom window
:cry:

My thoughts are with you sad :( :(
another name for an owl is a hooter :!: :!: :!:
Well Im A fan of HOOTERS; just a differn't kind wink smile :) :)
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hanks so far to the people that have helped me sort my page out.

What a brave man you are asking people to be honest about your profile :shock: wink
But hey, you done the right thing, you dont find anything out if you dont ask confused: smile :!:
Hope you get what you are looking for :!:
They must be God like; mal. ie Everywhere smile :!: :!: :!: You tried thou!!!
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Not happy Steph, Every newbie who says Hello- you're one of the first to post, but did i get a reply off you for my first post??????? Nothing
If any one wants me i'll be sulking somewhere nearby

Sulk away......moaning arse wink
im still sulking, and i've not forgiven you for butting into a perfectly good slanging match with happy cats in another thread.
just cos you look super sexy don't think you can get round me easily, you foxy little minx
But i did that five minutes ago miss hooverbag, it's you who can't keep away from me....
but a least my washing not pink.... rotflmao
Sulk away, and you will forgive smackbottom
Flattery will get you no where flipa
Ps: Your avatar is the best ( doesnt mean i like you tho !) OK mad
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: he he he minx
My face and your body, We could take over the world!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Be quiet now !!
Im not having your face on my body :
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Piss off you silly man :flipa:
Everywhere i go, you are there :smackbottom:
I order you to talk dirty on thr other thread NOW :x
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:You two Kiss and make up NOW you sluts :wink: redface I can't stop now :shock: :!: surprisedops:
W h a t y o u w a n t b r e a k i n g , a r m , l e g confused:
come on give david a chance :idea: he wears skirts, gets bossed about bye his missus,
used to be a devil. Sounds like lots of men on hear smile :) :)
aaaaah I wondered when It would go thi way rolleyes
coal smile :) :)
ahh but you know you like it biggrin :shock: :D
You are all right. What a silly boy I have been redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
I'm a newbie and I think you are all brilliant, witty, sexy, bright,careing,sensitve,adorable
:shock: biggrin :P wink rolleyes :shock: surprised :wink: confused lol :shock: :D :P :lol: :wink: :D :shock:
Can you tell I want to go to a MUCH :?: :?: :?:
You have organised a munch, and there is only one space left on the guest list. who gets It
POSH or Becks
gEt ThE IdEa smile :) :)
psI haven't really got them lined up sad
Thank you for the reasurance biggrin Perhaps you could help me practice some time. I think I just need a little ecouragement wink :wink: :wink: redface :shock: :idea:
Dirty slut, there I said it :shock: :shock: :shock:
aaaaaaaaaaaah redface The classic little black dress :!: And just love the red gloves wink more grip aswell :!: :!: :!:
No No, Thank you! Is that A corset your wearing confused: ahh I like a well wrapped girl wink
Equisiute :!: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Good on you for getting involved. I understand where you are comming from. You can ask for a mentor who will help you with any problems or quries you have. Bye the way I am a Single 30s male from Bradford. If I can help you some more feel free to message me biggrin It might also help to let people know what exactly what you are looking for wink
Dont be shy redface
Good luck
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My advise is..........................................go with the flow, always be respectful to Sir davej, lol :lol: :lol: :lol: , :inlove: :inlove: have a laugh and make it clear from the start what you want ..........
and :welcome:
Thanks for the advice. I am interested in role play with women, and couples, where basically I can explore my dominant side. The problem I have is I am not quite sure how to go about finding the right people person, to do this with. I basically dont want to offend anyone :shock: As I would quite like to call them names Like slut and dirty little bitch. redface If anyone can Help with this or maybe reasure me that their are people who are interested in this kind of thing, or has any Ideas how I can go about making it happen without offending anyone, then please let me know.
Thanks Thanks Thanks
Do you have a car? Then use it as a bonnett ornament! all the neighbours will want one.
Plus it can allso act as a kind of "lighthouse" at dogging meets, as the headlights hit the dimonds, shooting beams from your tool, then surely no one can be in doubt what your therefore wink
aaaaah You lucky bunch :!: A munch is fast becoming numero uno, on my to do list :!:
Glad u all had fun though wink
biggrin :D :D :D Welcome :D :D :D
You sound like a really relaxed person :!: I hope we can chat some time! Anyway now u r in I shouldnt imagine it will be long before your under quite a few wings wink :wink:
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Not quite sure what you mean by wanting to become "part of the movement". I've never thought of SH as representing any movement.
Ice

I do believe that I've heard it likened to a loose bowel movement in the past Ice dunno Well thanks for all the imaginative attemps at my name lol Ice was right cool
Although it should be taken with a pinch of salt! and I mean the name Deflowerer, before we start with the pinch of salt jokes biggrin
Hi, I am new too, but it seems to me we are in safe-ish hands! And if it makes your feel any better I am confused confused, by all that goes on here, I reckon the more I get to know people though the more clear things will become. even if that means it clear that things aren't clear!
thanks for advice! An I missing somthing!