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dirtyduo
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 57
Straight Female, 57
0 miles · Greater Manchester

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We were in Costco about a month ago. There was a Christmas display of jumping Tiggers, about a display of 5 high and 4 width. We raced to press ALL their arms to set them off so that they we all jumping at the same time. You had to be there.
DD
The difference between Normal, WE and VWE is a peice of string, a ruler and a tape measure.
DD
That is so funny. Anyone have any more? It reminds me of the Jasper Carrot sketch with the description of insurance claims.
DirtyDuo
yes, your a grass but who cares.
We are getting annoyed with these singles too anoying when you spend time chatting to find out misses is ill, at work or any other excuse for us not to be able to talk to her for confirmation (or should I say the V word).
We think we might join you in grassing, after all the grass is always greener on the otherside.
Paul and Dee
Quote by gingerjo-lee
hope i can hold more than your hand hehehehe
jo xxxx

Be afraid, be very afraid. Only joking Jo, might even turn up myself if thats ok?
We noticed that you are looking for a meet with a COUPLE or a SINGLE BI FEM, however i noticed that a single guy as already pmd you.
We often put ads on for couples but we ALWAYS get single guys who cant read the ad. Do you have that problem too?
Pity we are not allowed to name and shame them.
We are in the East Lancs and will be out and about this evening if you are interested. Check are profile and let us know what you think.
Dee and Paul
I hate condoms, they dont feel right and they spoil the moment BUT if i have sex with anyone other than my LTR i ALWAYS wear a condom.
I never seaces to amaze me the number of doggers who come and play with us and dont have a condom. Needless to say they dont get anything.
I play out as a dogger too (with my GF permission, of course) and I always carry and wear condoms.
Some time ago we met a single guy and two couples in a hotel. We arrived with one couple and the other couple and the single were already playing...without condoms. My partner and I just looked at each other, we became a bit weary. When i (the male) was offered a play with the ladies i automatically put a condom on and not a word was said. My girlfriend came and joined in with the other males, one went to shag her without a condom, Dee asked him to put one on and you should have seen the look on his face, you would have thought she had just slapped him. For the rest of the night she was shunned by the males of the party, this was upsetting and quite insulting to us. We felt very uncomfortable, made our excuses and left leaving them to play with each other still without condoms.
There is also a couple that Paul has met a few times dogging, they enjoy gangbangs. On these occasions there has been single guys that fuck her without condoms and with condoms. They never batter an eye lid either way.
Most occasions when we have met couples condoms have been expected to be worn but on one or two occasions it has been suggested that they are not needed. Needless to say we insist in them anyway.
Yes we make our own choices but other people dont always agree with them but you should still be repectful of them.
Not coming near me with out a Condom on, might even have second thoughts even if you are wearing one if i found out you have gone bareback.
Dee
Just saw you ad and thought we would send you a message saying goo luck. We went on holiday to Cumbria for a week and so two weeks before we put on an ad on for dogging sits and meets and we had no luck what so ever.
We hope you have more luck than we did!
Dee and Paul
In general we agree with and follow what has been said above. We dont usually bother with single guys and only advertise for couples.
When we have found an interested couple we have a breif phone conversation just to prove both parties have a female present. We do this early on trust me when i say so many conversations stop there. We have heard all the excuses for them not to speak on the phone. We have a phone dedicated to this and we give out our number quite freely knowing that if we have problem a sim card costs a fiver to replace.
When we know a lady is present then we swap an innocent clean pic for them to look at so if they get in the wrong hands it is a purely innocent pic that has been pinched off the internet.
However, after all that we are still let down by couples not turning up and letting us down and one couple not even looking like the pic that they sent (thank god for viagra)!
Dee and Paul
It is great to hear stories like that, it makes me feel all warm and fluffy inside, Dee and I met on the internet and we know how hard it can be with peoples attitudes to couples who have met on the internet esp. internet dating so we are glad you have made it.
Good luck for Monday and we will all be thinking about you.
Dee and Paul
Hiya Mrs NWC, forgot to ask earlier could we have a hotel lsit please?
Hi Jo,
Can we come please? We cant be a definate yet because i am looking for work and so dont know what i shall be working that night or wether i will be having my son, hope that this is ok.
Dee and Paul
Dont worry Bigfella, "what goes on tour, stays on tour" as the saying goes. As a rule fellow doggers are not approached when seen out side of the dogging arena especially when you are with your family, unless you name is Stan Collymore of course.
Dee and Paul
Thanks for reply but we are looking for a dogging sites, not some where quiet to meet a single guy.
Sorry
We are off to the lakes next week. Could any one tell me of any good dogging locations in or around Windermere. Would be nice to hear from any couples too who would fancy a meet.
Dee and Paul
Dont get us wrong people, the boy racers are a pain and some of the single guys are overzealous but we have a good times there. We still go as a couple and most of the single guys are ok, its just a few that dont know or understand the rules. We have played there plenty of times and will still be going for the forseeable future.
Dee and Paul
I was on the car park that you are talking about and did see the situation unfold. I was on a push bike watching, regulars to the dogging site know who I am.
You were in a blue bedford type van, you parked on the water side with your friend. However, when you parked and later moved you did give a signal on both occasions; you flashed your brake lights after you had stopped and your courtesy light after a moment.
I go to the same place with my gf and I am the first to complain when the doggers get too close, too soon. It is not dogging etiquette to pounce on unsuspecting couples but i am afraid a clear and positive signal was given, this is were the misunderstanding is but needless to say i did not approach as i felt too many we gathering around with out knowing what you were looking for. This can be quite daunting and i agree that too many approached you, couples often only want a single guy to watch and on this occasion the doggers were to keen.
A big thank-you to naughty wigan couple and ginger-jo and lee for all the time and effort gone into arranging such a great night we had plenty of fun. You do realise Scott willl think that goes on every week Bet he will be there next week!!!!
Thanks again look forward to next one
Paul and Dee
xxx