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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 74
Straight Female, 70
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Quote by gazzarelio
thanks honey youre the first to ever reply x

Good old Serendipity,you made his day. wink
We will second it as well,stick at it and you will find out for yourself soon enough. hump blast
Most of the reasons why we go dogging have already been covered by others,we like the buzz we get,the anticipation of what may happen and like NWC with us its always spur of the moment never pre-arranged.
Also since we have been going out we have met and made good friends with other doggers,couples and single males alike,to name just a few, singledogger,harry jones, the master and not forgetting Mr & Mrs Dirty "aka" Dirtydoggers who we met when we were dogging newbies and who were the audience at our very first show :eeek: .
We have spent many evenings at our local site and knickers and bra,s have remained firmly in place but just the social side has made it an enjoyable night out,although the numerous single males who though xmas had come early seeing two scantily clad females in one place may not fully agree with me.
I dont know if this reply made sense but i,me not a drinker and i,me on the third large glass of wine already,but what the heck its xmas.
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Now where is Mr & Mrs D2, Harry and Silk and Big G cause I not wished them a happy christmas yet? :cry:

We are here NWC wishing you and all our other friends a very very Happy Xmas and New Year,and hope to see you all in the new year.
Not sure if the "temporary" avatar falls with in rules but our other dogging friend the now (thanks to Mr Dirty) infamous Sally wanted to get in on the dogging act once more this year,she apologises for the unkempt look but thats what a few months in the wardrobe does for you.
Quote by Serendipity
thigh boots

Just hope NWC does,nt see this reply "thigh boots" we must be getting obsessed now :thumbup:
Sally is ready for another trip out soon,but now Mr D has blown it where can we take her dunno
p.s Sorry again Smicer wink
Nothing to do with the post,but NWC knows why we replied wink .
(thigh boots) (thigh boots) :thumbup:
Quote by Playmate123
I hope to be looking for some fun Thursday 22nd. Stowmarket area. See my ad 206309 and get in touch.
Tanya
X

Now thats what we call a "QUICKIE" :shock:
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple

And the meets will come, you have the right attitude, a good sense of humour and most of all dont mind my stupid posts wink

We both love your posts NWC as long as you dont mind me oggling your avatar :wink: :wink:
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
it may even be cold enough for the thigh boots biggrin ,(maybe ask her now) .

thigh boots, thigh boots, we just love thigh boots lol
Quote by doggingtwo
which reminds me "what the bloody hell shall i buy her" wink ?????.

thigh boots, thigh boots, we just love thigh boots :lol: especially Mrs D2's thigh boots :twisted:
Great minds think alike NWC,she already has 2 pairs of thigh boots and 2 pairs of knee boots :D i dont think another pair would go down very well,but there,s no harm in having a quick look i suppose :wink:
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
We wish! Seems like nobody is brave enought to go out in the cold.

Loads of us regularly go out in the cold, we went out in all weathers last winter, but a lot of dogging couples dont advertise for meets, they do it how it should be done, they go out and find the fun rather than relying on the internet to find people for them.
Spot on NWC, its more fun not knowing if you are going to get an audience rather than "turning up for a pre-arranged meet" via the internet.
If we both feel in the mood when we are out then who ever the lucky person is who is there gets to watch.
As regards the weather,you find the true dogger when its cold who waits and watches rather than having his cock out at the window confused before you have had time to put the handbrake on.
May ask MrsD2 if she fancies a ride out tomorrow night,it may even be cold enough for the thigh boots biggrin ,(maybe ask her now) perhaps not she is up to her eyes in xmas wrapping paper,which reminds me "what the bloody hell shall i buy her" wink ?????.
We moved away from the I.O.W a few years ago, and the only thing that would worry us with dogging there is meeting somebody who knows you or is related to somebody who knows you,as everybody seems to know everybody else confused .
We were,nt born on the island ( biggrin fortunately :D ) but a dogging scene would be nice if and when we ever made a return trip.
We moved away from the I.O.W a few years ago, and the only thing that would worry us with dogging there is meeting somebody who knows you or is related to somebody who knows you,as everybody seems to know everybody else confused .
We were,nt born on the island ( biggrin fortunately :D ) but a dogging scene would be nice if and when we ever made a return trip.(non caulkheads)
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Dear Uncle Dirty,
Please can you help with a little problem we are having. We are looking at booking some weekends away for next year and are wondering where are the best places to visit? We dont want to be travelling too far as we will only be going Friday to Sunday.
Any help or advice you can give would be appreciated.
Confussedly Yours
Mrs NWC
xxxx
wink

Hi NWC,
I,me hoping Uncle Dirty seconds my answer,this part of the country is long overdue a visit from you both. :wink:
Quote by SIMMO2506
location in lincolnshire
next to a pond in site of morrisons

Thanks for that info,if nothing much happening MrsD2 can pop in for the weeks shopping while we wait for the action to start
Has there ever been any good dogging sites in Lincs,although we are well south in the county we did venture mid county once and found it a complete waste of time and fuel.
We now travel the opposite way when we go out. wink
Quote by Serendipity
Oh alright then.........

lol wink

Nice one Serendipity,if no luck at all put strongest one over tree branch,and follow instructions. :wink:
Quote by dirtydoggers
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anyway, as promised to "doggingtwo"..the night we met harry.. :thumbup: :

Excellent Uncle Dirty,even though it was over a year ago we first met Harry after reading your recollection of that nights events it seems like only yesterday.
Mrs D2 also enjoyed reading and remembering that nights events. lol
All we need now if for Harry to give us his memories of that night when "The Rock" and "The Speedwhack" took Norfolk by storm cool
Quote by Silk and Big G
Well im sure Uncle Dirty can help with our question .
As you know being the miserable anti social types we are , we prefer the 'anonimity' of not really chatting with doggers apart from the common thankyous etc. Now we are sure there are some amazingly amusing nick names given to regular doggers around the country , but we dont really get to hear them . The funniest one we have heard tell of is a fella who was known as " The Accountant" - it had absolutely no connection with his profession as far as the doggers were concerned , or his appearance . It was simply his habit of turning up at the carpark and then asking all the other doggers ( whilst pointing at the vehicles in the carpark) " is that one accounted for? Is that one accounted for ? " etc etc.
So Uncle , whats the most amusing nick name for a dogger you have heard ??

Over to you Uncle Dirty,
It has probably been discussed many times before, but if i remember correctly it was your good self who put a certain addition to our good friends name,so lets hear the story of Harry "The Rock" Jones.
Hope you dont mind Harry but while you are being discussed lets put you in the picture wink
Quote by sam_grant
Now then,
I'm all horned up and I'd like to watch, so is there anything happening in the lincoln area tonight?

Now thats what we call a "straight to the point first post" expect you had pm,s by the hundreds.
Quote by MikeC
Hi All,
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BANG shit....i bashed the bumper and put a fooking masive crack in it....
MikeC

That bought back memories of a night a while ago when we were parked at our local site and a guy drove past,noticing Mrs D2 in the passengers seat, a quick u turn and a high speed reverse into a space so he could get a better view without leaving the sanctuary of his vehicle (or to spank the monkey without getting cold) was followed by the sound of splintering plastic as he managed to mount a low post with the rear of his vehicle,it was perhaps unkind of us both but we had to laugh,without even getting out to examine the damage he left dragging the damaged bumper behind him.
"Look what somebody did to my car dear"and i only popped in for a swift half on the way home he later expained to his wife.
Quote by Serendipity
nooo, don't say that, i like questions lol although i do go on a bit don't i? redface just don't ask me to tell you about the carpark attendant dogger from darkest cambridgeshire..well, not for a fortnight anyway wink :lol:

Here's one for ya
Q: What exactly did the carpark attendant in darkest Cambridgeshire do? :rascal:
We have encountered the "car park attendant" on more than one occasion,but will leave the full explanation to "Uncle Dirty" as i,me sure he will be able to make a novel out of it,not meaning you ramble Mr D we also enjoy reading your stories (hope to see you both again very soon) :wink:
Quote by dirtydoggers
contrast that with the balmy nights of summer, when by far, the most incredible things we've seen to date, have tended to be around 2:00am, often later..

We can both remember nights spent there with you Mr D or should i say early mornings,even times when we have arrived home as it was getting light.
Quote by markcollins
Hi all
Got to do spend a lot of time in Peterborough soon. Can anyone assist me with any contacts please? Would rather make contact with people first. Venues can come after.
I am based in teh South so if I can reciprocate for you I will gladly do that.
Ta
M

Our heartfelt sympathy goes out to you,still as you have already been told it could be a lot worse and be a permanent move
Quote by HarryJones
For all our postings I have only met you both to the number of times I can count on one hand as far as I am aware, but they have all been good nights, and a bloody good laugh, my everlasting memory is of me, stood on the side of your car, in a state of semi undress, clinging to the edge of the roof with one hand to save me falling backwards on me head, doing a speedwhack with the other hand, with the strains of Abba from your CD player, whilst you and Mr D2 were making funny comments and nearly totally putting me off my stroke, because I was laughing soo much. Ahh those were the days
Harry Jones

We both remember that night very well Harry,it was in fact the very first time we both met you, and many times since both myself and Mr Dirty have had a chuckle regarding the now infamous "speedwhack".

We agree with you there Mr D, a change may be just what we both need,even Mrs D2 seems fed up with the same faces appearing at the window :!: and you know who i,me talking about when i say the same voice that can be heard halfway to Norwich.
Will send you a pm soon.
About time we hooked up again.
Quote by Silk and Big G
Outstandingly amusing and true heart felt words Mr D ( as ever) and dont forget That we hold the key to some nice 'show only' polite dogger spots in Oxon if thats ever on your list xx.

The first of if i,me correct,many offers Mr D and perhaps there may be room there for another "show only " couple
When we go out Mrs D2 mostly wears pvc mini skirts or dresses,stockings and either high heels or boots,thigh length or knee length depending on how the mood takes her at the it is as much for me as any potential always wears a long coat or dress over the top until we are ready to play as neither of us believe in teasing the guys.
Quote by dirtydoggers
if you spent less on those high performance "crotch rockets" you tear around the country on, or the bagloads of erotic garments for the delectable mrs d2, then that med cruise might fall within budget lol nice story though wink

Thanks Mr D, The high speed crotch rockets you mention,one is currently up for sale as Mrs D2,s dogging wardrobe needs restocking,and its not hers that has to go rolleyes
She has her heart set on one of those monsters Mrs Dirty has.
Hope to see you soon
Quote by jomu
Sigh.............
At one well-known layby near here they don't even let couples stay if there's going to be no joining-in............

We know exactly what you mean Jomu,as many couples allow involvement,but its not our thing and never will be
It was late evening and darkness had taken over, i sat at my pc doing a 360 degree virtual tour of a 1st class cabin of the luxury cruise ship thinking thats for me if our numbers come up this week, a voice from the lounge called "there,s nothing on television tonight shall we go out for a ride ?" realising a cruise was only a dream as we dont do the lottery Mrs D2,s idea sounded bloody good.
When Mrs D2 got into the car and the black pvc mini skirt rode up revealing stocking tops and suspenders,my mind was on other things and cruises had no part to play anymore.
Our first stop off point at one of our local spots revealed an empty car park,we might as well sit here for a while she said and see what happens,unless of course like the last time the "boys in blue"ask us politely to please "move on".
Time for a change of scenery Mrs D2 said after 1/2 hr either there,s nobody much about or its that new perfume i bought last week.
We arrived at our second spot 10 minutes later to a completely different scene,cars parked everywhere,we drove round and then found a place right at the bottom to park up.I nearly hit my head on the roof of the car when a voice through the half open window said "Hello mate bloody busy here tonight a,int it" i,me not sure where he had materialized from as neither Mrs D2 or myself had seen him approach.
What are you and your good lady into ? was the next question posed,we are only a show couple i replied.
I can see she has nice legs.i wonder would she like to show me a little more,when i,me ready Mrs D2 told my charm increase my chances he said to her his face now pressed hard against the window."when i,me ready" she said again in a slightly raised voice, realising he wasnt going to get an instant show he wandered away,
Some bloody guys ruin it for others she said why cant they wait and at least he could have put his bloody fag out before shoving his face half in the car.
My hand was stroking up her stockings when another car approached turning so that the headlights glared straight through our windscreen,i managed to protect my eyes with one hand as the other was still busy in the nylon department.
2 more guys then wandered over to us commenting on the last drivers manners,we get used to it i replied but i forgot my welders mask tonight.
Can we be of any help to you and your good lady ? one asked,no thanks i replied but thanks for the offer but we only see you later they mumbled as they walked away,i understand some couples allow involvement but thats not our scene.
What caused the mass evacuation i,me not sure probably a text message to say a "picnic table gang bang" was in progress elsewhere,but soon it was only us and one other car occupant wandered across not directly at the window but with the help of the interior light close enough to get a good view.
My fingers had worked a little further up above the nylons and it was now getting very damp,the new batteries i put in her toys soon had her writhing about and she was playing with her tits,putting one leg on the dash to make it easier for me.
I did,nt realise how horny she had got until she arched her back and moaned with joy,that was bloody good she said,now its your turn,and her head went down in my lap.
Take me "doggy" outside the car she said and by the time i had got out and round her side of the car she was bent over hands on the seat with mini skirt hitched up,you can watch but not touch i said to the guy as i got behind Mrs D2,is it ok if i play with myself ? please do i replied she will like that,and he then commenced to as my good friend Mr Dirty so nicely puts "spank the monkey".Whether it was a coincidence or not but we both finished our session at the same time, he then thanked us both very much before getting back into his car and leaving.
I really enjoyed tonight Mrs D2 said as we prepared to leave,even if it got off to a shaky start but at least we made sure one guy went home happy.
As usual Mrs D2 was asleep before we got 1/2 way home,i hope we dont get stopped on the way i said to myself noticing her knickers on the dash just out of reach on my outstretched had taken time to get ready and look sexy and for 1 guy at least it had been worth it,and even though we are only a show couple it makes it all worth-while for us as well.
Just finished looking at my map NWC and think i,ve found the best route for you to take on your visit to Kent biggrin ,
I expect you will get the same route from Mr Dirty & our Harry,
Take care