Whisky flavoured condoms are absolutely fecking disgusting.
Any flavour condom is horrible really.
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dundeecpl
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 57
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Quote by Reese
Thanks, all, for you heartfelt thoughts on this thread. Although Vix & I are still a bit torn up over the situation, just sharing the details with you all and getting so much support in return has helped enormously. :love:
Thank you,
~Reese!
Don't let the bastard get you down.
You are more of a man than he will ever be.
Hugs and kisses to you both, think you need them right now.
Gill x
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Quote by steveg_nw
You mean the "slap your dick on the table and the shortest buys a round competition" has been cancelled? :shock: :shock:
Thank fuck for that.........I might be able to afford to go now!
Steve
If i slapped any of mine on the table steve, i would never have to buy a drink again :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Gill x
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Quote by Dawn_Mids
hey i just wanted to ask how many people from scotland use this site? rough estimate please
64
zootle maybe you put too much?
Dawn :silly:
way over the top !...... shag ............that'll do it !
Would have worked for me if I lived inScotlands, alas, I have never even been there
Dawn :silly:
Hijack alert!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dawn, you are more than welcome to come to the Scottish munch and the Pre munch party at ours. Then you will be able to say you have been to Scotland, maybe didn't see much of it but you would have been :twisted:
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Quote by Clare_Lincs
I must apologise for wording it wrong.
I wrote that you both must expect to be touched.
If you are with other swingers and having a laugh and most of you are in that situation for sex then you may be touched in a way that you don't wish to.
Some people would find it very difficult to come out and say things like "do you mind if i kiss you" or "would you like to play" for example. Some people would just do it but not forcefully and wait to see the reaction. As you are in that situation, the reaction that they would receive would be either reciprocated or a polite, no thank you.
Very good points well put across
We have been in the situation and it has worked just fine
Quote by dundeecpl
Hope that my wording sounds a bit better now but i am crap with words. I know what i want to say but it doesn't always write down that way.
Thats my problem exactly,on this subject im finding it hard to put across what i mean,it all seems to be coming out all wrong!!
Know what you mean, sonds fine in my head but looks crap written down!
Quote by dundeecpl
As for everyone talking about you.
Steve raised a few points and others were only trying to help him with his questions.
Another good point,but in reading this thread it felt a little that people were talking for me instead of towards me,but they probably meant well,like i do but find it hard to put it across in the right way.
As i said, Steve raised the points.
Quote by dundeecpl
I never thought of it coming across as short until you mentioned it in the last paragraph.
Be as blunt as you like, say it how it is.
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Is it just me or do you guys think that evry day, waking up and getting out of bed is so bloody hard to do?
Is your life getting harder all round? Jobs, bills, money, kids?
I really hate this time of year but feel that this time of year is dragging on longer and longer each year.
I just want to crawl under a stone and not come out again just now
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Is your life getting harder all round? Jobs, bills, money, kids?
I really hate this time of year but feel that this time of year is dragging on longer and longer each year.
I just want to crawl under a stone and not come out again just now
G x
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I must apologise for wording it wrong.
I wrote that you both must expect to be touched.
If you are with other swingers and having a laugh and most of you are in that situation for sex then you may be touched in a way that you don't wish to.
Some people would find it very difficult to come out and say things like "do you mind if i kiss you" or "would you like to play" for example. Some people would just do it but not forcefully and wait to see the reaction. As you are in that situation, the reaction that they would receive would be either reciprocated or a polite, no thank you.
Hope that my wording sounds a bit better now but i am crap with words. I know what i want to say but it doesn't always write down that way.
As for everyone talking about you.
Steve raised a few points and others were only trying to help him with his questions.
Whatever did happen to you "that night" really isn't anyone else's business, you're right. None of us would have been any the wiser had your husband not brought the subject up. It is your personal life and nothing to do with us if you do not wish to discuss it.
What ever it was that happened obviously has bothered Steve so much that he felt he had to let others know, that something that he found unacceptable, did happen.
Gill x
I wrote that you both must expect to be touched.
If you are with other swingers and having a laugh and most of you are in that situation for sex then you may be touched in a way that you don't wish to.
Some people would find it very difficult to come out and say things like "do you mind if i kiss you" or "would you like to play" for example. Some people would just do it but not forcefully and wait to see the reaction. As you are in that situation, the reaction that they would receive would be either reciprocated or a polite, no thank you.
Hope that my wording sounds a bit better now but i am crap with words. I know what i want to say but it doesn't always write down that way.
As for everyone talking about you.
Steve raised a few points and others were only trying to help him with his questions.
Whatever did happen to you "that night" really isn't anyone else's business, you're right. None of us would have been any the wiser had your husband not brought the subject up. It is your personal life and nothing to do with us if you do not wish to discuss it.
What ever it was that happened obviously has bothered Steve so much that he felt he had to let others know, that something that he found unacceptable, did happen.
Gill x
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Quote by Eagerslut9
Right. This is a serious post ok?
I bought a new hoover. One of those things with attatchments to get into all the crevices and places where things like to lurk but where the rotating brushes can't reach.
Well, it's wicked! It could suck the bollocks off a Mammoth. Yep! Rip it's balls right out roots and all. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
So I, er wondered...........................................
:censored:
Who's hoover's got the most suction?:twisted: :twisted:
You can test mine for yourself :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
What a sucker
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Quote by Calista
I'm going to be the Devil's advocate there ..... if you're going to offended by someone touching your wife ... why go to a sex party????? and why resort to violent behaviour (either physically or verbally).
Surely if someone makes an advance that isn't totally welcome the female can explain politely and say no? If the other person doesn't take no for an answer then that is the time for the partner to take the lead but purely to diffuse the situation.
Agree with Calista on this.
If you are going to a sex party you must expect others to touch you and your wife.
If you do feel strongly about the situation then maybe you should let all party goers know that neither of you are up for fun with others.
We have attended a few sex parties and can honestly say that when we have said to another that we aren't interested, the other party has been fine with this.
People that get invited to sex parties know that no means no. They know to respect other people's wishes.
Violence, be it verbal or physical, is totally unacceptable.
G & D x
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Quote by Eagerslut9
Errr...............well.........
I'm too scared to go home and check!!!!!!!!!!!
:bounce: UPDATE :bounce:
A little birdie's just told me that while the cat was away the mice were at play!!
Said "toys" have miraculously transported themselves from the main bedroom to a carrier bag on the bed in the spare room!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Must be some big mice in the house!! He hee
Cleaners see it all eh?
:twisted: :twisted:
All sparkly????
had a good buffing???? Sex God
Karaoke and lots of drink will do fine Lucy. Hope you won't have Ken working all night though, he needs to join in too.
Was that you offering an after munch party for the Sunday Lucy???
G & D x
Quote by lucyweebaps
We could always settle for the premunch and have an aftermunch party too !!
Since it's the Easter weekend
Most folks dont have work on the monday
Was that you offering an after munch party for the Sunday Lucy???
G & D x
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Quote by KcKat
PS Can't come by truck but (purely in the interests of research you understand) are there any good laybyes in Dundee?
Not sure about laybys Eager, but the small truckstop at Gourdie Ind Est aint too bad :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Dambuster!!!!!!!!!!!!
:twisted: :twisted:
Don't tell him that we'll never get him out of the cab and into the party!!!!!!
If he knows what's good for him, he won't dare not turn up :twisted: :twisted:
Sean, you are on the list hunni, hopefully you will make it
G & D x
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Quote by dambuster
PS Can't come by truck but (purely in the interests of research you understand) are there any good laybyes in Dundee?
Not sure about laybys Eager, but the small truckstop at Gourdie Ind Est aint too bad :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
You telling us that you cum up this far and never said???
Will you be in jods and have your crop when you cum up? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
G & D x
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Quote by xxdevil69
But are you taking notes on her giving or me wanting???
I'm taking notes on all possibilities. Not only that, I'm drawing diagrams too hehehe :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
To save your fingers.. next time I do, I'll take pics!!! :twisted:
I get back from work, have tea and read a few posts
Then I see one about strap-ons and start to read....
I sure hope its my ass that will be used in the pics
Im willing to take on blue, devil and mrs dundee (thats one after the other) :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
xx
Del
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Quote by Vix
As have said elsewhere, this morning, is mine tonight. We're off to a hotel in Bristol for one of those with about 5 companies.. then we're staying at said hotel. Is kinda harsh.. everyone all dressed up and us, totally unable to cop off with anyone.
And you haven't arranged a meet for afters??? :twisted:
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Quote by bluexxx
I gotta admit though... I can give it a lot better than I can take it!!!!
:twisted: :twisted: Makes note for when we next meet :twisted: :twisted:
Gill x
Also taking notes :small-print: hehehehehehehehehehe :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
But are you taking notes on her giving or me wanting???
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Quote by westerross
Huh! Women reckon they can shag with a strap-on - but they can't do it properly. They don't have the right articulation in their hips for a good in-line thrust. They end up rocking back and forward like a drunken tight-rope walker!!!! Ha! Still I guess it helps to give the rod a bit of a wiggle dun't it?
Some of the women that I've er... met.. have had a lot better thrust than a lot of the men!!!! :twisted:
Aah it's not the power that counts. 'Tis the accuracy of the poke, which is better with a bloke!
Yes, only because they are attached to the thing they are poking into another. Guys can feel it going in and out, we can't and can only go by the noise the guy is making and watching it :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Quote by bluexxx
just bumping this back up in the hope someone will spill more beans and show what went on lol xoxoxo merry christmas to you all and happy new year.
Oh, people have secrets from that night that they will take to their grave hehehhehehehe
Nope, they won't fit in my grave :twisted: :twisted:
The flashbacks that i am getting judy hunni are making me all tingly in certain places
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