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dundeecpl
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 57
0 miles · Angus

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It is crazy Dave.
We had boat on the Norfolk Broads a couple of year back with the kids, cost over £1500.
Bloody good holiday but we could have gone abroad for probably half the price.
Happy Birthday to you.
Happy Birthday to you.
Happy Birthday dear Satin
Have a suck from us two. :twisted:
XX
Del and Gill
Welcome Uni
Pull up a seat and join in the banter and anything else that takes your fancy. :twisted:
xx
D and G
Quote by master55
Just seen the avatar of "Novice 1".
Surely nobody can deny that that is a seriously sexy pic!!! :happy:
Knickers to thongs I say!

Very sexy but even sexier in the flesh :twisted:
G x
Quote by celticq
Yes we did it a couple of weeks ago. How could I forget it? I mean I what was every one else? flirty or fuzzy or dancing or fairyor cuite and what was I again
Trumpy Dancing Baubles redface

Just think yourself lucky CQ :twisted:
OMFG
Lucky monster-bum!!!!
ok, who is winding me up after seeing the pic of my monster-bum??? lol lol lol lol lol
No christmas pudding for us either, yukkkkk!
profitteroles or brandy baskets and extra thick double cream will be served up here. biggrin
G x
Quote by Jags


That's the BEST picture so far - fantastic you lot!! Is it Dundeecple? Men in kilts - now I remember why I love them!
hump hump hump :eeek:
Jags, it is Del pretending to be a true scotsman.
He is an Essex lad really, need I say more :twisted:
He did start off as a nurse but he is worse than a woman when deciding what to wear so he always takes a change of clothes with him so he doesn't have to make a decision really, he just wears it all throughout the night.
G x
Right, i am feeling a tad foolish now, just thought i would share it with you lot as it is your fault :twisted:
I start work at and thought, right go run a bath whilst i reply to this post.
Nowt wrong with that you might say but i forgot about the bath running and when i remembered it was so full that i couldn't get any cold water in.
Still not so bad, just let some out and put some in, hell yeh, if the chain is attached to the plug that is!
As you might have guessed mine isn't, so there's me, cold running sweeping it away from the overflow so that i can actually get my hand down to the plug to let some out, yippe, i managed.
Right, do a quick wee whilst some of the water drains away. Pop through switch washing machine on and phone rings, quick hello, i love you to Del, then remember the bath!!!
The now empty bath rolleyes
So as i am writing this, the bath is filling and i am remembering about it, just checked.
Do these things only happen to me, sure feels like they do :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
So i am blaming you lot for it.
Bye before another goes to waste lol
Gill x
I have never been visited by carol singers in my life. I would love to though.
G x
The only downside for us is the expense of it all.
It is very expensive travelling to and from meets.
We have been in a situation with a couple that really weren't suited to swinging. The guy was so jealous of his partner even talking to other men. Obvious to others that they shouln't swing as it will kill the relationship that they have with each other.
G x
not sure how to post pics on here so will have to wait until Del gets in to show a wee bit more. lol
work shifts so on here daytime sometimes, nothing to do with flirting or trying to get laid at all :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
G x
This just makes me so mad.
The little feckers have no bleedin respect for anything these days evil evil
G x
It happens to everyone.
Still annoys you but if you are offering something that someone wants then they will try and get it no matter what.
If it does bother you that much maybe you should take your ad off and try and meet people through the forum where we all try to get to know each other.
G x
Aaaw, lovely little bums on them though don't you think??? :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by dambuster
db considers wearing his riding boots to wigan (plus jods & crop) :twisted:

Very sexy indeed :twisted:
Quote by bluexxx
Oooooooooooooooooohhhhhh Del, that looks sore :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Almost took that as sympathy for him :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Not too sure if he did get his own back on the spanker but i am sure he must have hurt his back lifting me during a dance sesh redface
MQ, you mean to say he missed you out, bloody shame that, that won't do, just you get your ass up here and we will see what we can come up with :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by marmalaid
DundeeCPL(M), have the hand prints gone off your buttocks yet? Can we see the pic from that one? (I think it was G or Sarah's camera)

As requested a long time back.
My spanked ass....

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Del and Gill
Quote by thedukereid
... and a carrot stuck up my ass sticks in my mind!

With this comment you are saying your mind is shit!
:shock: lol
Only joking :twisted:
xx
Del
I have never done anything kinky and would never dream about it either rolleyes
on the seventh day of christmas my true love gave to me
7 inches thrusting
6 person orgy
5 pier --- cings
a 4 finger f**k
a 3 some with 3 guys
two furtive gropes and a
dildo and a cock ring