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dundeecpl
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 57
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Quote by Ice Pie
No, I'm an imposter.
Good disguise innit?

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Quote by Ice Pie
Ice, you're a bloody nutter loon

TFFT. For one awful moment, I thought I might be... you know... normal.
Not a feckin chance that you might have been normal :shock: You are a member of SH lol
Creedence Clearwater Revival - "Bad Moon Rising"
i bloody hate that song evil
gill x
Quote by tallnhairy
Personally I find best way is to unroll the damn thing all the way, pull open, then lift over. biggrin

This method is fine unless you have nails.
Gill x
Welcome from us too.
Think you are living in the right area for lots of fun :twisted:
Gill & Del x
i got a lovely pressie yesterday too, my sparkly shoes that i am wearing in my avatar. Del bought me them when i was at work yesterday.
G x
Quote by ajg426
Personally, it all depends on my mood at the time smile
G x
does it feel similar to vaginal? wink
Feels nothing like vaginal. Toatally different sensations all together.
I certainly don't do it to please a guy either, i do it because i enjoy it.
i must say that the first few times i didn't enjoy it but now i really do.
G x
pulsatron is hard to beat for clitoral stimulation.
For penetration i swear by my black prince, nothing fancy just a bloody good fit and i have a guy that knows how to use it too :twisted:
We have lots of toys but generally stick to the same favourites most of the time.
G x
Quote by leprechaun
well me only down the road i have a lovely vw bonnet
plz feel free to ask me to show it to u will email the pic

Wot a lovley bonnet it is lol
G x
Congratulations to the both of you.
We have had the pleasure of meeting Steve a few times now and what a pleasure they were. Not many true gents around these days but we can honestly say that Steve is one of them.
We are looking forward to meeting fem_bernie sometime too.
Gill & Del x

Del is disappointed that you are off the market stevewink
Quote by redstilletto
:doh:
and very nice tits if i say so meself

Congratulations on your 1000th post
Gill xxx
Quote by roger743
I'm having a party for one. smile

Well roger, why don't you join us and make it a party for 3??? :twisted:
G & D x
Quote by LilMissGullable

I would like to go to this but not looking to stay over.... Only live down the road..... Would it be possible for me to come and have a drink and meet people???
LilmissG

Well, lilmissG, how about we all just come to yours instead :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
G & D x
Quote by leprechaun
truth is u both easy enough on the eye that me has given u more that a second look lol wink

redface redface redface What a lovely thing to say passionkiss
Quote by leprechaun
well if i have me way u won't sit in the corner
nug nug wink wink

:shock:
We certainly have and aren't expected back until Tuesday 30th Nov.
:twisted: We remember how long it took to recover after blue's party. Unfortunately we don't have as long this time so we will be having a very quiet time sitting in the corner with a shandy making polite conversation :angel:
Gill & Del x