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dundeecpl
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 57
0 miles · Angus

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Well fruity, we are just out of bed after having an excellent meet last night with a guy from here. Came into the sitting room, looks like a bomb site, bloody dildoes, lube, rubbers etc everywhere!!!!! i wonder if we can just put them away without playing with them again! lol. Play or tidy? wot you think?dunno
Gill & Del x
We are also pished, trying to have nconverstion on yahho. no luck. typing soi sp difficult, hipe you understand what er ar sayin
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Laugh factor? ........... me KitKat Chunky has just pebble-dashed itself all over the bluddy monitor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm not kidding!!! it's all over the bluddy place!!!!!

lol, i got bloody irn bru everywhere, i kid you not.
Gill x
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Can you create someone elses avatar on the cheap? I hope so otherwise I'm gonna feel a right twat but it wont stop me!!!
I will be trying now and again ......so for my first cheapo attempt I give you .......Mal609's
little mal.........
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thanx for that, just what i needed
Gill x
i ran in front of my uncle who was sitting on back step shooting cans off the back wall, i got shot under my nose, got the scar but no memory of it thankfully, i was bout 5 at the time.
Gill x
Quote by mindblowing
There seems to be some very genuine people in here, mainly the girls, but also some very very strange ones.
When you first come on here it is like walking into a new local, the regulars are friendly enough but also a little reserved, they want to know who you are at first, which is understandable.
As another newbie, our advice would be take it easy, get a feel for the place, and always remember: good things come to those deserve it.
P&C

Think the stud needs some lessons from you, you seem to have it sussed, well done mindblowing.
x
:welcome: to this crazy place that will take up all your spare time, it will make you smile, cry, laugh and think.
Hope you have as much fun as the rest of us do.
:cheers:
Gill & Del x
we know we know we know na na na na nah :smug:
just spent all day getting a pic to post on a thread.
xx
Del and Gill
Quote by niceguysdoexist
Tell me do you spit or swallow

just to clean things up, I swallow wink
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Del
p.s. or should that be clear things up smile
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easy
bang on mate. what support does a depressed person get from a GP? a 3 minute appointment and a script for anti-d's. now off you pop i have properly ill patients to see you know!. ask 'em to refer you to counselling what do you get? erm . . . here is a list of voluntary organisations . . . try giving 'em a ring
that's it! woo hoo! cheers doc nice one. the NHS on this can be bloody crap. and all too often it's up to charitable organisations which you have to seek out. which you might not actually do, cos you're depressed and can't be arsed, and maybe you don't trust 'em. there are excellent counsellors out there, who give us it freely thank god. but there shoudn't be a need for them.
neil x x x ;-)

spot on neil
Yeah liam, it has happened to us all, it is bitch and does make you very wary for a long time afterwards. We have been swinging for quite some time and still can't spot the timewasters but the good meets outweigh the bad.
kiss from G
blast from D wink
Quote by Reese
Does your back hurt afterwards Reece?

Depends on how much back support I use. Unlike the photo above, I usually lay on my back with a pillow under my neck/head, curve my back so that my legs are in the air (imagine "air pedaling" a bicycle), and fuck my mouth from above while my head remains still. For those extended self-suck sessions, I tend to curl my toes under something to get more leverage for thrusting.

Exactly how I do it biggrin
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D
Quote by Sgt Bilko
I can only get about 2-3 inches in my mouth, so I'm rather impressed by your 4!

FFS!! If I could manage 4" my nose would be up my bum!! :shock: :shock: :shock: lol lol lol
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Now that's a new topic for discussion!
Just a small poll (it may have to be a long pole) to see how many guys can do it and if they like it. Also to ask the fems whether they like or would like to watch.
So ladies post a reply and guys answer the question.
It is one of the pass times I have indulged in and have enjoyed on many occasion and my partner loves to watch this happening. On a good day I can get about 4" in and on a bad day I cant get any in and almost break my back.
Have fun.
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D
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Well.... suppose its actually body temp when you produce it... lol
We have met two couples where the lady squirts... highly arousing for us, after all its the little differances that make it such fun. 1st experiance was a bit of a shock tho... lol...I was wearing a pvc shirt and at the time the lady was sat on her sofa and I was licking n rubbing.... she screamed, I looked up...... and then she filled the sleeve of my shirt... which pooled in the elbow.... Still, it was her sofa so what the hell
lololol
Mark n Jo

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By the way, after clicking on your ad link, I discovered that your partner and I share a particular "talent" in common! ;)

There you go, blowing your own horn again! rolleyes
ah, vix, so that's what he is trying to do! wink
We only meet single guys usually. I like to kiss them if we get intimate, D doesn't have a problem with that so long as they don't want to kiss him, even when he is a she! but that's another story.
I don't think i could handle seeing him snog the face off a fem if we were in that situation.
gill
Don't know who sings the song but some of the lyrics were
"i'll be a substitute whenever you want me"
I got a right clout round the ear when i was about 9 yrs old for singing
" i'll be a prostitute whenever you want me"
I used to hear older girls sing this and didn't realise what i was saying, being young and innocent.
G x