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dundeecpl
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 57
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Quote by kjb01
did you know the use of lipstick originates from wanting to have the oral labia resemble the blood-flushed look of the aroused aroused genital labia; this indicates that the female is sexually ready. :shock:
You hear that postie and sarah "Sexually ready" :twisted:
I wonder how many others were trying to look "sexually ready"
Just one or two methinks, hehe
Gill x
Sex God
Wooo hooo
What a weekend!!!!!!
Thats us just home and still smiling
Just would like to add our thanks to Ken and Lucy (both as fab as ever) for making it all possible.
It was great to meet up with the SH munch veterans again. And just as much pleasure meeting the cadets :twisted: and looking forward to the next time.
A special thanks to the people that made it such a great night not going to name names cus sure as hell we will leave someone out.
off to get some much needed Zzzzzzzzzzzz cus some party animals kept us up all night
xx
Del and Gill
What a weekend!!!!!!
Thats us just home and still smiling
Just would like to add our thanks to Ken and Lucy (both as fab as ever) for making it all possible.
It was great to meet up with the SH munch veterans again. And just as much pleasure meeting the cadets :twisted: and looking forward to the next time.
A special thanks to the people that made it such a great night not going to name names cus sure as hell we will leave someone out.
off to get some much needed Zzzzzzzzzzzz cus some party animals kept us up all night
xx
Del and Gill
Sex God
Quote by Sarah
Just come in from the storm all freezing and wet.
Wow, this has certainly heated me up, thanx to you all for sharing. Keep em coming
G x
Any time G,
Want to share a shower :P and get a photograhper in? :twisted: how about tomorrow??
Too bloody right hunni, been too long coming
Sex God
NO means exactly that.
This infuriates me so much.
After watching the news last night and hearing that the judge in a trial asked the jurors to return a not guilty verdict on the accused because the woman was so pissed is just disgusting.
If the judge was so pissed and woke up to find that he had been , would he be saying the same thing? " i was so drunk that i didn't know what i was doing" i don't think so.
This infuriates me so much.
After watching the news last night and hearing that the judge in a trial asked the jurors to return a not guilty verdict on the accused because the woman was so pissed is just disgusting.
If the judge was so pissed and woke up to find that he had been , would he be saying the same thing? " i was so drunk that i didn't know what i was doing" i don't think so.
Sex God
Quote by DreamerHelen
I used to eat these hard sweets and they were pink and white and tiny.....does anyone know the name of them?
Also, I know that they aren't sweets.....but whenever I go to America I drink Mountain Dew and I can't get it anywhere in this Country....does anyone know by any chance a Website where I can order it?
Were they sherbet pips? Loved them.
I also loved blobs, toffe apple or strawberry and cream, mmmm.
My favourite chocolate bar had to be a banjo, so nutty, drool drool!!!
G x
Sex God
Quote by dambuster
Giving very serious consideration to digging out my thermal chaps :shock:
Is it time yet ?
Will they go with your stilettos???
Gill x
Hmmmm ? ? ?
Not sure.
What do you think ??
In fact, do you know . . . . I don't actually own a pair of stilettos :shock:
See you all Saturday
Mmmmmmm, verrry nice
Just you stick with your chaps hunni, they suit you so much better than the stilettos did, hehe :twisted:
Gill x
Sex God
Quote by tattyxpx
Well, we are a bit more northerly, and let me tell ya, it's fecking freezing.
Snow is predicted for Sat but when has the white stuff ever bothered us lot, eh!!!!
See you all in thermals on Saturday :giggle:
Gill x
even in thermals you'll look gorgeous Mr and Mrs Dundeecpl :angel: :boo:Be fabaroonie to see you both again
Ah bless, thanx hunni, will be great to see you again too but you might not recognise Mr dundee this time as he will be all man for the occasion, lol, he is gonna kill me when he sees this post
Getting excited now :bounce:
Gill x
Sex God
Dear Employee:
As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for
department areas, we are forced to cut down on our
number of personnel.
Under this plan, older employees will be asked to
take early retirement, thus permitting the
retention of younger people who represent our
future. Therefore, a program to phase out older
personnel by the end of the current fiscal year,
via retirement, will be placed into effect
immediately.
This program will be known as SLAP (Sever Late-Aged
Personnel). Employees who are SLAPPED will be given
the opportunity to look for jobs outside the
company.
SLAPPED employees can request a review of t! heir
employment records before actual retirement takes
place. This review phase of the program is called
SCREW.
SCREW (Survey of Capabilities of Retired Early
Workers). All employees who have been SLAPPED and
SCREWED may file an appeal with upper management.
This appeal is called SHAFT (Study by Higher
Authority Following Termination).
Under the terms of the new policy, an employee may
be SLAPPED once, SCREWED twice, but may be SHAFTED
as many times as the company deems appropriate.
If an employee follows the above procedure, he/she
will be entitled to get: HERPES (Half Earnings for
Retired Personnel's Early Severance) or CLAP
(Combined Lump sum Assistance Payment).
As HERPES and CLAP are considered benefit plans,
any employee who has received HERPES or CLAP will no
longer be SLAPPED or SCREWED by the company.
Management wishes to assure the younger employees
who remain on board that the company will continue
its policy of training employees through our:
Special High Intensity Training (SHIT). We take
pride in the amount of SHIT our employees receive.
We have given our employees more SHIT than any
company in this area. If any employee feels they do
not receive enough SHIT on the job, see your
immediate supervisor.
Your supervisor is specially trained to make sure
you receive all the SHIT you can stand.
And, once again, thanks for all your years of
service with us.
As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for
department areas, we are forced to cut down on our
number of personnel.
Under this plan, older employees will be asked to
take early retirement, thus permitting the
retention of younger people who represent our
future. Therefore, a program to phase out older
personnel by the end of the current fiscal year,
via retirement, will be placed into effect
immediately.
This program will be known as SLAP (Sever Late-Aged
Personnel). Employees who are SLAPPED will be given
the opportunity to look for jobs outside the
company.
SLAPPED employees can request a review of t! heir
employment records before actual retirement takes
place. This review phase of the program is called
SCREW.
SCREW (Survey of Capabilities of Retired Early
Workers). All employees who have been SLAPPED and
SCREWED may file an appeal with upper management.
This appeal is called SHAFT (Study by Higher
Authority Following Termination).
Under the terms of the new policy, an employee may
be SLAPPED once, SCREWED twice, but may be SHAFTED
as many times as the company deems appropriate.
If an employee follows the above procedure, he/she
will be entitled to get: HERPES (Half Earnings for
Retired Personnel's Early Severance) or CLAP
(Combined Lump sum Assistance Payment).
As HERPES and CLAP are considered benefit plans,
any employee who has received HERPES or CLAP will no
longer be SLAPPED or SCREWED by the company.
Management wishes to assure the younger employees
who remain on board that the company will continue
its policy of training employees through our:
Special High Intensity Training (SHIT). We take
pride in the amount of SHIT our employees receive.
We have given our employees more SHIT than any
company in this area. If any employee feels they do
not receive enough SHIT on the job, see your
immediate supervisor.
Your supervisor is specially trained to make sure
you receive all the SHIT you can stand.
And, once again, thanks for all your years of
service with us.
Sex God
We all use this site for different reasons. This place would be so boring if we all wanted the same things.
Married or not, we all have needs and are using this site for a reason. Some are here for a quick shag, is that soooo wrong??? Just because some people have different ways of doing things, that doesn't make them a bad person.
I hope you do find what you are looking for on here.
Don't let negative responses put you off.
Good luck.
ddcpl x
Married or not, we all have needs and are using this site for a reason. Some are here for a quick shag, is that soooo wrong??? Just because some people have different ways of doing things, that doesn't make them a bad person.
I hope you do find what you are looking for on here.
Don't let negative responses put you off.
Good luck.
ddcpl x
