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etfcboy1971

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16 Jan 2006

I have been just ofered Â£22,000
i have the 250,000
100,000
35,000
1p
10p
Â£1
Â£5
what would u do ???????
Iam gona say " No Deal "
all because i know i got the 1p
i looked and cheated.
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

14 Jan 2006

Zulu.
welcome to u.
great post, and got me thinking.
but as the guinness ad says " Good things Come To them Who Wait "
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10 Jan 2006

don't nobody, want to offer a poor van driver a cup of tea.
i will be very greatful.
it cheaper than a service staion.
sad

sad

:( :( :( :( :(

10 Jan 2006

good evening to all.
my name is martin.
i am 34.
medium to plump build.
i have a GSOH.
i have got some deliverys all along the M4 corridor 2moro.
is ther any females or couples, willing to give a poor white van man a cup of tea on his along.
and pamper him from the hassels of road rage, and sooth his forehead.
i will be in BRistol, Bath, Swindon, Newbury, Reading or Slough.
anytime between 7am and 3pm.
hope to hear from u all soon.
love
martin. xxxxx
coffee

coffee

:coffee: :coffee:

10 Jan 2006

oh !!!!!!!!!
what a shame, u looking for bi female..
i am in bristol area 2moro.
i am the legendry white van man.
damn !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: sad

sad

:( :(

7 Jan 2006

welcome, indoors.
it nice and warm with the fire on.
lol

lol

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4 Jan 2006

hi gang.
myself and robert1961, are back from sunny spain,
back to cold of blighty.
so, we are back and refreshed to meet with u lot at the forcoming munches and socials.
lol

lol

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27 Dec 2005

ooo ooo ooo.
can i be a page boy.
never been a page boy.
or i can be the ring bearer.
pleaseeee, pleeeeaaaaasssssseeeeeeee.
pretty please.
i will be good honest.

23 Dec 2005

And to u, dippy.
have a great one.
if u get bored.
just honk ur horn my way.
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:wink: :wink: lol

lol

:lol:

cool

8-) :wink: :wink:

23 Dec 2005

Agreed.
com and join us, com and join us,
com and join us in spain.
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:wink: :wink: lol

lol

:lol:

cool

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22 Dec 2005

thank u very much, sarge.
can u approve robert 1961@s, leave application.
as he is going with me.
lol

lol

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21 Dec 2005

LEAVE APPLICATION.
Name : ETFCBOY1971
When : 28th dec - 4th jan.
Reason ; Going away to celebrate my birthday on NEW YEARS EVE.
Where : Torrevejca, Costa Blanca, Spain.
Date of last post : 27th jan
Date of 1st post back : 5th jan
Please can this be approved by the rightful people.
:beer: :beer: :smoke: hump

hump

:karaoke: :beer: :swingingchair: :beer: :inlove:

13 Dec 2005

hi mike.
what court u at?
i done my jury service at the old bailey.
i was there for two weeks.
and didn't get on a case.
damn!!!!!!
rolleyes

rolleyes

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11 Dec 2005

oh well, tulip
we'll just have to meet at the mk social.
if u want i will bring u back a donkey, and sombero.
lol

lol

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11 Dec 2005

hi kerby.
pm sent u.
martin. xxx
smile

smile

:) :) :)

11 Dec 2005

don't know what the weather like at mo.
as we have a big blanket of smoke over us at mo.
this from hemel humpstead.

11 Dec 2005

i shall be going on 28th dec
and returning on 4th jan.
any time beteewn them alrite for u, tulip.
:cheers: drinkies

drinkies

passionkiss

11 Dec 2005

fancy a trip to spain ?
i will be in spain over new year, and celebrating my birthday on new years eve.
smile

smile

:) :) :)

10 Dec 2005

just got home from the public house.
don't wanna leave a present.
:beer:

10 Dec 2005

i have some hands.
but unfortanly, being with mr fosters all night.
but i am available sat 10th december to warm them up.
pm me.
cool

cool

8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)

7 Dec 2005

good evening to u all.
is there any couples, or single fems in north or east london, herts, or essex, fancy fun.
i am just looking to go for a drink 1st.
i am 33.
medium to plump build, 5'11, brown hair and hair.
i am very open and honest, and most of all very respectful.
i can travel, to meet people.
if anyone intrested, drop me a pm.
all pm's will be answered, just courtsey to do so, as u have taken the time to write them.
all my love.
martin. xxxx
etfcboy1971

6 Dec 2005

correct.
do u remember when he always said.
wait for it, wait, wait, lets, runaround

6 Dec 2005

6 Dec 2005

and another one
Runaround.
who was the presenter?
i know!!!.
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6 Dec 2005

thanks, lissa.
i am just going to see if i can get the bucket of water song

6 Dec 2005

cheers for that johneboy.
it been racking my brain.
don't wanna do that after a hard day at work.
but, i am sure bernie clifton was on it as well.
forgot about don maclean.
just thought of more nostalgia.
what about TISWAS.
can anybody remember what it stood for.
i know the 1st bit.
this is saturday, but what did the WAS, bit stand for.

banghead

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6 Dec 2005

What about.........
Worzel Gummedge

6 Dec 2005

Just be listening to the " CAKERJACK" tune.
that takes me back.
with ed "stewpot" stewart, bernie clfiton, and peter someone.
help with surname please.
then it was stu francis, with his o, i could crush a grape, catchphase.
so all together everyone.
It's Friday night, it's 5 o'clock.
it's time for...........................
CRACKERJACK !!!!!!!!!!!
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4 Dec 2005

i am having a party, too !!!!!!
but, this one is in spain.
going there for new year.
oh ! and to celebrate my birthday, on new years eve.
cool

cool

8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)

4 Dec 2005

well done, jags.
some people never learn.
:cry: mad

mad

:cry: :x