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foxylady__123
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 65
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Quote by Vix
Nouvelle (so I voted 'sandpaper) the recycled stuff. I mean FFS, I do not want to wipe my bum with a kitten, a puppy or a bear.
Aloe vera? Gimme a break! We are talking about the removal of shit from your arse, not preparing ones decolletage for parading on prom night.

No seriously the Aloe Vera does remove a lot more shit from your ass a lot easier, honstly.
I like the embossed type and it has to be white, non of that coloured rubbish
The ones with the little blue bags were you can put your own salt on.
I am but a simple girl at heart :angel: :angel: :angel: :angel: :angel: :angel:
Dale Winton!! redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
Thanks for that Kinky
Just thinking if the rugby team arnt available maybe he could send the village fireman??
Some very good questions there.
Historicaly I think a lot our rules of conformity were made by the Church (hisorical referances also show that the very people who made these rules often dont seem to have thought that the rules applied to them). Many of the rules of religion were , at the time , necessary to withould a society that was safe to live in. These rules have been handed down over the generations.
Nowadays with fewer people actively participating in the Christian religion in ths country it appears to me that the newpapers seem to have taken it upon themselves to police our behaviour and by buying the rags they produce we are giving them the freedom to comdem and control us?
Quote by maidinheaven
Sorry, I seem to have touched a nerve there.
I've been in the position, feeling betrayed, the feelings of desperation and loneliness. Spiteful? I can live with that. Bitter and twisted? Why use words like that?
Been the "other woman" have you?
I don't want to start something in public - but if you haven't been through it then you have no right to condemn.

Ok , well you asked for this, I have been the"other woman" and no i never, ever considered taking revenge, i was sensible and grown up enough to realise that in the long term it would only cause more hurt and that overall revenge was a pointless waste of energy that could be better used moving forwards.
Have a nice day
xx
Quote by maidinheaven
If they're living together you wait a while and then you send an open postcard on which you say:
IT'S OVER, PLEASE STOP TELEPH0NING ME

Thats awful, it would affect the other party just as much as the ex and as far as we know she was oblivious to the whole situation. Why hurt someone else who has done nothing?Where is the fun in that?
Yes it is awful. But the point is not to have "fun". The title was "Revenge on a Sleaze Bag". He's not going to stop being a sleaze bag - this sort of thing might well save his new woman heartache in the future. I'd have no bad conscience doing something like this.
Then again its so bitter and twisted it could mess up some other womans life. Spiteful is another word that comes to mind
Quote by maidinheaven
If they're living together you wait a while and then you send an open postcard on which you say:
IT'S OVER, PLEASE STOP TELEPH0NING ME

Thats awful, it would affect the other party just as much as the ex and as far as we know she was oblivious to the whole situation. Why hurt someone else who has done nothing?Where is the fun in that?
Let go, forget about him the only person your presently hurting is your self!!
Remember what goes round always comes round , someone else will take your revenge for you.
At the moment your wasting a load of energy on him that you could be using on yourself!!!
Hatred and bitterness never got anyone anywhere, look around at those that are hating and you want to be the n ew Niss Haversham?
Decent wine
Proper Bitter
Pina Colarda
G&T
Dark rum and ppeppermint (yes i know showing my age)
Quote by kinkyluton
i found this topic ... it made me laugh so ive nicked it and put on here...
In the day of equality etc, dont you think people are still really sexist? Most households Id say, the women does all the cleaning etc and domestic stuff and the man cuts the grass and does all the diy.
I think women have taken it too far. They still secretly want the door held open and fucking to be treated like a princess and for men to pay for all the drinks. At the same time, they want to be treated as equals.
Is sexual equality bullshit?I think so....(not my words promise)
but feel free to add your views

Let a man near any serious d - i - y, you have to be joking!!!!!!!!
most of them cant even manage going round B &Q on there own. I have a friend who sen her other half for a tin of paint, even gave him the empty tin so he couldnt go wrong, but of course he did!!!! Mine cant even find his way out of B&Q once hes there!!!
As for the doors thing, it depends on the occassion and the relationship. Open a door for me at work and i would slam your dick in it, socially its a different matter. As for drinks i am more than capable of buying my own and yours as long as its the house wine or half a mild.
Perhaps you could ask him if he would like to be part of the test group for the, What makes Black Cocks So Special, thread test group.
Perhps he has about a dozen friends who would also like to take part in this scientiific experiment?In fact do they have a rugby team over there?
Please dont forget to ask your new friend these important questions
Quote by LilMissGullable
Excellent foxylady123..... I will volunteer to blindfold u biggrin

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
But dont think ofr one minute that when you have blindfoded me you can push me out of the way and take over!!!
This is one of those posts that requiers further scientific research.
Once again i , unslefishly, offer my services.
We need a group of black cocks and a group of non black cocks, and i need to compare them in as a test group i need a group of cocks whos colour i can not see (hence i will need some kind soul to blindfold me) and to repeat the tests.
This should result in a non biased answer to the age old question.
Quote by kristof
Great introduction, and well thought out LMU post. I hope we see more of you in The Cafe.
Venusxxx

I have to agree, thats the most john blunt straight forward LMU Ii have seen so far, and all done without anything that could be considered offensive, or even annoying
:welcome: sport
It fucking annoyed me, hes at the other end of the country - as always!!! sad
Its like having a car accident, just get back in the driving seat and get back on the road, get a positive experience and move on. No its not as easy as it sounds but its got to be done
Good luck
Hey thats very similar to one i got a few weeks ago only this guy was madly inlove with me and he knew we would be happy togeter!!
Quote by smokerjim
People who spit because they think it makes them look hard.
Smartarses who know it all.
Judgemental people.

Is that why they do it??? rolleyes :roll: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:
I do it 'cos finally after nearly 14 yrs I finally got a smoker's cough
PS I ain't big - and I am clever, but not much.
I really didnt want to know that :roll:
Quote by bicuriousrobin
People who spit because they think it makes them look hard.
Smartarses who know it all.
Judgemental people.

Is that why they do it??? rolleyes :roll: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:
I would go stratight to Camelot. Had they have genuinely wanted to sort this matter out they would have offered you far more than the groceries and certainly wouldnt have been so defensive!!
The store had their chance and blew it. I would definately photocopy the tickets, just in case and when i contacted Camelot I would just state the facts they should be quiet capable of seeing the implications themselves.
Quote by freckledbird
She hates everything else too, though. Right dozy, irritating little cow she is too.

Perhaps she is a late developer - except for her periods that is!!
Quote by freckledbird
Just thought of another one. People who lie for their children and they know that you KNOW they're lying. mad

What like keeping them off the week of their SATs and sending a not in saying that kids were "ill"?
Yep they do that.
I was thinking of the woman who says her 10 year old daughter is on her period EVERY week, so that she doesn't have to do PE or swimming. And I mean every week. I told her last week that if her daughter is on that much, she needs to see a doctor and that I would refer her to the school nurse. She came swimming this week, funnily enough. confused
Aaaaaaaggggggghhhhhhhhh, poor little thing!!! I used to hate PE and swimming
Quote by freckledbird
Just thought of another one. People who lie for their children and they know that you KNOW they're lying. mad

What like keeping them off the week of their SATs and sending a not in saying that kids were "ill"?
Quote by uhuru
I find if you wear heels and a mini skirt and show some cleavage you get more offers of help than you need. lol

True, but the point is one shouldnt have to do so to get help , particulary at a council run, eviromentally desirable, facility!! (and im not having a go at Jim just talking in general)
Quote by luv2lick

Hope you feel better soon kiss

Thats a lovely thought but............................................................................................................
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I am so , so alergic to them things!!!
Thanks anyway
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Anyway i would like to publicly announce that i am starting to feel much better :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
It is now nearly and im still awake!!
Quote by smokerjim
People who dump there rubbish when a perfectly good recycling centre is 5 mins away!!!!

I work for a waste management company - and for some overtime I worked at a local recycling site and now in no particular order some of the gripes I garnered from my experience
After turning up with something heavy ( like a washing machine ) some old coffin dodger will ask for your help to lift up and carry it over to the metal pit, to wit I would ask how did you get it in the car, to learn " Oh my son helped me! " and I have to resist screming back " Why isn't he fuckin' 'elpin' you now? "
After directing someone as to where to put their paper, metal, wood and general waste find they ignore me totally and either leave it on the ground where they parked or all dumped in the general ( un-recyclable ) rubbish. Upon being challanged they would cough up the old chestnut " Well it's your job to sort it, innit? ", I would try to re-educate by saying we guide people where to put stuff 'cos we cant take time to do everybody's crap and a lot of stuff would just get wasted in landfill or incineraters. 9 times out of 10 it would solve the problem - but you might get the arse'ole that seems to think just 'cos he pays his council tax we were his personal waste skivvies, the answer of course was to say " So do I mate - tell you what, find someone that don't pay his council tax and get 'im to do it! " If they still failed to atone for their sins, you could still say " Alright mate, we got your reg number - if you come back we'll slap you with a ticket for fly-tipping - so fuck off. "
Deary me I have rambled - sorry. redface
Now come on Jim., sometimes its not always possible to take whoever helps you put the goods on to the vehicle to the Recycling Centre!!Has happened to me lots of times, we have loaded the car up and then sons or whoever have had to go off to work and ive ended up going on my own. And then despite me being in high heels staff just stand there pretending to work when we both know full well there not (OK there is one guy whos an exception to this rule)Usually i get more help from other members of the public than the staff, except of cours if im throwing something away that looks like its in good knick anc could be sold oon?????!!!!!!
Quote by Silk and Big G
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When that unconventional arena becomes a job is when it’s frightening.

Why?
I would have thought it was more satisfying than say working in a lot of menial repetative jobs.
Rememmber (and now we have to differentiate between prosititutes that are forced into this type of work and those that choose it) most prostitutes choose there clients, set their own rates and limits. Now whats frightening about that?
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Just wanted to say another big thank you to everyone who offered to help with my presentation but today I received formal notification that the vacancy has now been filled with an external member of staff who had been declared as surplus sad :(
Thanks again guys,

But everything is not lost, you learnt something from the experience and that will no doubt help you in the future!
Quote by HungryP
Middle lane hoggers
Cash machines without any cash in them
Smokers who light up in public places oblivious to the fact that everyone else is coughing their guts up
Parents who make no attempt to keep their children under control

Errrr, them as well. mad :twisted:
You shouldnt have done that yet, ive not finished just paused for breath.!!!!!! :x
The list continues:
Ques - any que!!!
Speed cameras when i havnt got a clue what the damned speed limit is
Motorway signs like "Fog" that get left in place well after the hazard has gone
Public toilets that are closed when i need a pee
Middle lane hoggers
Cash machines without any cash in them
Smokers who light up in public places oblivious to the fact that everyone else is coughing their guts up
Parents who make no attempt to keep their children under control