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foxylady__123
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 65
Straight Female, 76

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Quote by Ice Pie
Careful there Foxy, you're making jokes about retarded people :shock: there and someone might be offended :shock: lol

This comment is politically incorrect. The educationally disadvantaged are not retarded, they have learning difficulties. mad
Have you done your lines yet?
Quote by freckledbird
Careful there Foxy, you're making jokes about retarded people :shock: there and someone might be offended :shock: lol

I shall deal with YOU in the staffroom, madam!!
Right the lot of you shjould write this out 200 times and bring them to me personally, best handwritting.
Arguing on the internet's like running in the Special Olympics, even if you win, you're still retarded"
All lines to be completed BEFORE you go home this afternoon
Quote by Happy Cats
Can I sit down yet miss?

No and speak again and you wont be able to sit down for the rest of the day
Quote by Jas-Tim
I'll leave them in your capable hands then Foxy :twisted:
Jas
XXX

Typical headmaster, show up when its all over and then leave some one else to do the clearing up!!!
Quote by HungryP
Right the lot of you, each go and stand in a corner, FG over there, Happy Cats, iCe pie over there and Fran and watsit over there, look at the wall and stay there for 10 mins!!

Oh shit, the teacher is coming, quick - run! bolt wink
Its too late, youve been caught!!
I will see you in my study now!!!!!!!
Right the lot of you, each go and stand in a corner, FG over there, Happy Cats, iCe pie over there and Fran and watsit over there, look at the wall and stay there for 10 mins!!
Quote by Leon'n'Fran
I thought it was such a ridiculous idea that someone would be offended by the mentioning of different coloured dogs in a joke that no one would take it seriously. I was wrong. REAL racism is a very serious matter but perhaps we do indeed need to lighten up...

Thought that needed saying again cos some people dont seem to get it
I get it!! But not often enough!!
Sorry but this thread has got way too serious, lightent up you guys!! lol
Like Ice Pie , I have rarely been dissapointed, though recently I have been pleasantly suprised on a couple of occassions .
Unlike Ice Pie I have met with more expectations of just a social meeting and totaly , totaly enjoyed!!!!!!
Quote by the_tongue
The_toungue
Do you know i was feeling quiet sorry for said lady , in your story, thinking she might be pre mestural or menstrating or something.
And then you mentioned one word, "American" (sorry Sean and Reese) and then i felt sorry for you!!! Just be grateful hess didnt bomb you!!

lol @ foxylady,i wouldnt mind a squadron of Abrams tanks running over my house,i could have a new 1 then wink
But knowing the Yanks it you wouldnt get a new house cos you would be inside it when they ran over it!!!
The_toungue
Do you know i was feeling quiet sorry for said lady , in your story, thinking she might be pre mestural or menstrating or something.
And then you mentioned one word, "American" (sorry Sean and Reese) and then i felt sorry for you!!! Just be grateful hess didnt bomb you!!
Quote by rachel-lane
I believe, that facil hair can tbe treated by something called EPIL, think thats its name. Its like sopme sort of radio waves that pass through this box thing and is more or less painless. Ut last for about 6 weeks and each time you have it done the hairs go weaker and weaker.
You can have this done at most beauticuans(if you want to cut costs try you local college they often do very discounted rates so their final year students can practise) or Boots do some appliances that do this that you can use at home
Failing that , like you say there is always waxing which you can do at home, again back to Boots they do one in a metal container that you warm up and spread on and it dosnt hurt at all, sorry cant remeber the brand name but it costs about five pounds and has honey in it

eplilite is dame expensive foxy the laser is also, burns the skin and you have to walk around wearing factor 50+ sunblock in the summer and factor 15+ in winter the trouble with all the teckie gadgits they all work on darker hairs , wax it get on the hrt drink gallons of red wine and scream out in 4 hourly intervals that no one apreciates you and you,ve had enough and are now leaving home
Id argue that its not expensive as soon or latter you dont need it anymore so its not an ongoing expense and ive never found it painful nor has it left me with anything more than momentary redness..
The home waxing is the leat paiful of all and so convenient and easy
I believe, that facil hair can tbe treated by something called EPIL, think thats its name. Its like sopme sort of radio waves that pass through this box thing and is more or less painless. Ut last for about 6 weeks and each time you have it done the hairs go weaker and weaker.
You can have this done at most beauticuans(if you want to cut costs try you local college they often do very discounted rates so their final year students can practise) or Boots do some appliances that do this that you can use at home
Failing that , like you say there is always waxing which you can do at home, again back to Boots they do one in a metal container that you warm up and spread on and it dosnt hurt at all, sorry cant remeber the brand name but it costs about five pounds and has honey in it
Ohhhhhh, Im so sorry ..............................................................................for your missus, how on earth could you do that to her?????
No seriously hope it heals soon and you can be back in action
kiss
Yes i remember my first meeting well. Even though we had chatted for ages we where still both scared shitless. We were due to meet at a motorways ervices and i got there early so that i couuld change my shoes and go to the loo, adjsut make up etc. Trouble was he had got there early too and met me before i had time to tart myself up. It took us ages to relax, one large coffee each and a bottle of wine that i just happened to have with me
We eventually got round to booking in to the hotel and had a fabulous afternoon so it was all worth it.
Actually ive had a brilliant day.
It started with one propositon and then work went great, got taken out for lunch and that was beautiful and got home to find id got another proposition, so altogether a lovely day!1 :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
So ukkeith i ll offer u sympathy and a hug sounds like you need it kiss :kiss: :kiss: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere:
I am as outraged as everyone else that has replied so far, so dont let that one remark get to you. Like Steph you are a little bit too young for my usual preferance but I am asure there are many to whom your age would be an asseset rather than adeterant.
As for your colour, well im suer its not the first time you have met with racism, nor will it be the last, but as we all know only a complete plonker would have mad the remark in the first place so your not missing anything!!
We all meet with some form of discrimination on here (hey, ive been told, "Im way to big") just dodnt let it get to you!!
The crotch of the pink knicers i had on yesterday :evil2: :evil2: :evil2: :evil2: :evil2: :evil2: :evil2: :evil2: :evil2: :evil2: :evil2: :evil2:
Quote by Jags
Not the best evening to ask me having encountered both types this evening. One person survived and one person bit the dust. Maybe it should have been both??
Both are annoying mad
dunno :dunno: :dunno:

Oh i always miss all the fun!!! sad
Sounds like a good idea to me , for what it is worth!!!
Put all the Geeks together in a corner and then you know where they are when you need them!!!!!! :evil2: :evil2: :evil2: :evil2: :evil2: :evil2: :evil2: :evil2: :evil2:
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Quote by ananga ranga

This is really interesting, a fundamental pattern seems to be emerging, it would be expected to contemplate/daydream for a moment whilst for example in a state of inactivity for a single moment, but now theirs two examples of sexual thought that appears whilst driving, I wonder why, is their something about the car or simply te act of driving, maybe the car itself is a place where one has performed sex, in which the car itself is covered with memories of sexual activty which triggers a sexual thought??

No dont think so I havnt had sex in the car i drive nowadays, in fact im not all that keen car sex full stop. I can see what your getting at when you mention brain in activity , i also used to get these images when i was swimming
Well i regularly used to pull a caravan down to cornwall or up to scotland, does that count?
It depends on the time of day, who i m with and what im doing.
Peak time for thinking about it is usually morning and i often wake up thinking about it.
Then throughout the day, the though s come and go, it can be every second or every 5 mins or even every hour.. I dont need anything in particular to trigger me off, though a nice llooking man with a pony tail and or hard hat is guaranteed to get me thinking about it!!!
Sometimes i can just be driving along in the car thinking about something totally unrealated when i have a vision. Its usually a nice hard cock right in fromt of my face!! Stranige realy when your on the M6!!!!
fabio
why havnt u answered my question on messenger? :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
What do i ahve to do to get an answer?
Was it something i said :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
Quote by ant140
ok everyone ..calm down..
the TWAT ALERT must be me then!!!
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I think you may have a point ,its just your expressing it as being all students instead of some students. Why not try re wording what your saying?