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funcouple_gd
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 54
Straight Female, 54
0 miles · West Midlands

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well, frankly i'm speechless.........it all sounds a bit george orwell-esque to me. mind you sitting in a dark carpark late at night , toothing like mad...sounds a bit kinky to me..lol
:laughabove: ....i'd be pissed off if we kept getting disturbed by the phone when trying to play! if folk want you to watch, they will make it plainly obvious.
we saw one in the daily sport, and it looked like a picture of silk in the advert, might have been mistaken the people who run these text services trawl through these boards and other sites, looking for hot locations and new meets so they have something to text to people...how many posts requesting info do we see lately?
well we had one of the best nights of our lives ina white van.......i wouldn't knock it till you've tried it!
lol.....like it! that's almost about covered it, but you forgot to mention the need to remove any expelled fluids from big g's motor!
reckon you'll be beating em off with a shitty stick...lol
need a funny horn for woman....
well our loo seat is like arkwrights till in open all hours....lol were both frighened to touch it! :shock:
thanks for all the replys there, some very funny... and some very helpful and reassuring.
g+d xx
we were wondering if there are any couples out there with a straight female? it seems to us that every couple has a bi female.....only an observation, let us know what you all think.
g+d xx
have you ever considered mentioning to them that you are prepared show for 1 or 2( or as many as you fancy), singling out the ones who appeal and then going somewhere a bit quieter to play? its what we do in that situation, and it also lets the guys know that you are not into big crowds, without offending anyone. word soon gets round and they are less likely to hound you when they see you again.
every carpark in the country seems to be full of 20 or more cars, hence the evolution.
suppose it will stop em standing around chatting and smoking...lol they can stay in the bus now!
they broke the law, got caught in the act , by the police. what is there to argue about? they knew the risks, they made the choice. if any people think that the police are going to " let people off" when caught red handed, then they are very mis-informed. i think the moral of this post is"BE CAREFUL-DON'T GET CAUGHT!". we can debate the legality of dogging/voyouerism until we are blue in the face, it's too late and will make no difference to the unlucky people in studland who ended up convicted and fined. it would be interesting to know if they have been put on the sex offenders register or not.? any one know?
wouldn't dream of going under the knife for cosmetic reasons. think i'd like to grow old gracefully, without the risk of looking like one of dr frankensteins creations!
your quite right, it is becoming very boring.....listining to people moaning that there is no action delivered on a plate to them. pity they don't have a delivery service , like pizza's. then there would be action there in 30 mins or your money back!
we like to see the guys put their interior light on first, that way we can see who is in the other car, and then decide if we want to play or not. some might think that we are a bit choosy, but hey, thats what we like. if you are gonna get a show, interior light comes om for a cpl of seconds so it's plainly obvious.
well in summer you don't wear much, cos its nice and warm, but in winter, the stockings and basques come out of the cupboard( with a nice warm coat on top!).....as for the cold, you don't notice it when your hot!