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garfield69
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 53
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glory holes is not a american thing .....its a holland thing.....came over in the early 80,s on imported porn,then mutated in to something quite big,i have at least 30 gloryhole cd,s and none are gay ....why did you lot think it was a gay thing???? and american.............yes im a porno expert so wot 
i do not agree with your last paragraph in which you say ,if you cant spell then you must be a crap shag,thats just a plain assumption,im no big head but im crap at spelling,but bloody good in bed,whilst you were at school doing english, i was smoking dope and learning carnal knowledge(not proud but i did it)
school or wild times............i should have chose school,but whats the point as it was all yts when i left .......i got no regrets,i did get a city and guilds in communication after school ,but i still cant spell.................i wont say how many dyslexlic people you might have offended.....ill say sorry for ya...............coz im nice(sometimes)
school or wild times............i should have chose school,but whats the point as it was all yts when i left .......i got no regrets,i did get a city and guilds in communication after school ,but i still cant spell.................i wont say how many dyslexlic people you might have offended.....ill say sorry for ya...............coz im nice(sometimes)
Quote by Tigger-Steve.....mmmmmmmmm you are sort of right,but please GO TO A&E OR NEAREST HOSPITAL IF THIS DOES HAPPEND,WARNING FROM YOUR FRIENDLY CHEMIST.......THE PEN THAT HAS THE ANTIDOTE INSIDE IS NORMALLY ADRENALIN.
One of the treatments is epinephrine other is susphrine one in the "tum" one in the "fat"
why do the single males in the photo ads become so pissed when we tell them no thank you ,your not what we were looking for,at least 5 out of 50 have sent us a virus(lucky im techy and have sent them back 200 fold,i think its a case of teenage angst as daz n lou were saying bout people complaining alot(only coz they aint gettin none init)im off shopping with all my women,see if i can get the mrs to buy me sum drink lol .
...ill get my coat 
ops:your so lucky ,been trying to get a place in avalon since i first went there many years ago as a kid.......something there keeps calling me back to the tor.......maybe i was a knight templar in my former life or a monk(i highly doubt that tho),did get regressed once at the festival years ago and the women went off crying n stufff
suck in your tummy and throw punches remembering to cross your centerline with each punch thrown for 10 minutes,press ups for 5 minutes,sit ups for 10 minutes,drink water at least 2 lts water a day and your to WARM UP before you excersise,A WARM UP IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE EXCERSISE,,,,,,,any gals wanna warm me up 
couldnt have put it better myself,but lets face it ,ive seen some of the replys that my mrs has got from single blokes and theres a lot of unusal people there,from one ad she got over 200 replys and all of them were timewasters,mad world init..........just bare with it mate,she might pick you if you reply to her photo ad
