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gocommando1969
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 52
0 miles · Aberdeen City

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pinkbubble (mr & mrs): I agree with you, I enjoy Christmas but I'm not a mince pie lover, would rather eat the box they came in............
.............. now there's and idea, and I'm told not a lot of calories in cardboard, pass the cream please. biggrin
I'll swap anything for:
Smiley Scrooge-Toes
could be worse I suppose: 'Smelly' Scrooge-Toes
rolleyes
I can recommend 1 to avoid if at all possible: Intermediate Economics: A Modern Approach
I've been ploughing my way through it for the last 9 weeks, still no further on!! :shock:
I didn't even know Glasgow had a club....... learn something all the time on here, my time is not wasted
phew................
i felt as though i was :sticky:
can i get a ride in your hovercraft missy
No 5 offers both no 1 and no 2 1 condom each, since neither 1 or 2 is required by 4, should 5 be voted off
so no 5 - 98
nos 3 & 4 none
nos 1 & 2 - 1 each
I'll give this a go:
the leader, no 5 offers no 1 the lowest member 1 condom, because this is more than he could expect even if 5 were voted off, ie. no 4 does not need to secure no 1's vote in the subsequent round to win.
the leader, no 5 offers no 2, 33 condoms, because if no 5 were voted off, no 2's vote would be required by no 4, along with no 3 to ensure a majority for no 4 in the subsequent round
for no 4 to gain 3 from 4 votes, both 2 & 3 would require at least an equal share or there would be benefit in them voting off no 4, should no 5 be voted off initially.
however should no 2 not accept no 5's offer, no 5 still has the opportunity to attain no 3 &/or no 4's vote, leaving no 2 with nothing.
so finally:
no 5 keeps, 66 condoms
offers no 2, 33 condoms
offers no 1, 1 condom
i think.............??
i'm away for a lie down in a darkened room !!...................
:crazy:
absoloutely fantastic............cant wait for vol. 2
rotflmao :laughabove: :rotflmao: :laughabove:
how about proofreading, i'm not sure exactly what the requirements are, apart from being able to read !! but is definitely a work from home job. there are adverts all over my uni offering the proofreader service and they charge £10 hr. i know that there companies that do such a service but not sure how you would contact them.
just a thought....... biggrin
good luck
Yes Sgt. I knew that was coming...........
maybe should have said, what lady would want to hear that?? what sort of a lady would say yes to that as an opening line??????
...............mmmmmm...... now where would i meet someone like that.........
janet sp has to stay, she'll be excellent value for money...... the butler bloke, he's not a celebrity, he's not even a person............ i vote for him to be eaten by a snake!!!!!!!
ok...ok.... befire you jump in........ i guess there are times we would like to hear that........ rolleyes
why do men (& I am 1) write things like this.
he says very successful in real life, I'm guessing not with opening line: "Fancy being my fuck buddy"
who would want to hear that anywhere
in a shopping centre car park, middle of the day, not particularly well concealed, and very quick!!
Quote by xxdevil69
ooh ooh... can I please be a filthy female cum whore?!? I'll take cum anywhere except in my mouth, on my face, on my tits, on/in my arse, on/in my pussy, on my stomach, on my back on my arms, hands, legs or feet!!!! :shock:

With that kind of attitude I think you would make a wonderful filthy female cum whore......... :shock:
:confused2: where would I meet a lovely girl like you??
Hmmm...
nothing.................. now rugby now thats what i call men :twisted: :twisted:
wouldn't mind giving up i am a celeb for them :twisted: :twisted:
I'm a rugby player.......I'm a rugby player...........
wave :wave: :wave:
over here.....over here...........
would just like to point out that's it's not tiny either......... *puffing my chest out*
innocent
the big fella...............
but before you rip me to shreds (even tho i'm new, i've been here long enough to know how it works...) it's not that big, well certainly not any bigger than average, guess that's why it's kind of a joke.......
I was with a girl once who actually pissed the bed, & no I'm not into w/s!!!!!!!! She then said to me, and I quote, "It wasn't me!!" well there was only 2 of us in the bed, and I know it wasn't me......................................... go figure...................... confused:
I fondly remember the time that I was that crap shag.
18 years old, down the pub with a few friends on a Friday evening, this realy attractive older lady, she was 38, starts chatting to me and the group I was with, I'm thinking 'lovely jubbly' and as I look back now, I was staring, however at the time it was my best movie-star look, trying to catch her eye.
To cut a long story short, we ended up chatting and she took me back to her place (kicking and screaming I may add.......lol....)
Well, she led the way and before I know it I'm naked and about to shag a really fit older woman...........
Barely had my nob touched her and off I went.............. cum dribbling down her inside thigh !!!!!!!!! not even a couple of thrusts..............
Being young and stupid, it didn't put me off, and she was very understanding, she taught me a lot over the following few months. Her divorce eventually came through and she moved on and I was more worldly wise.
I'm sorry I'm misting up here..... such fond memories.............