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handh
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 49
Bisexual Female, 58
UK
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Saw a few of these and thought I would post them.
Would love to see if anyone else has some good ones
"I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though."
"I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women."
I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds."
"A nymphomaniac is a women as obsessed with sex as the average man."
"I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic."
Woody Allen.
Would love to see if anyone else has some good ones
"I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though."
"I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women."
I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds."
"A nymphomaniac is a women as obsessed with sex as the average man."
"I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic."
Woody Allen.
Well I am not apologising for sounding like a stuck record...... :inlove: THank you Helen what a night. (Well, what Mr H can remember of it!!!!!) He slept soundly as soon as we got back to the hotel 
That was after the damn taxi driver got lost and had to use MY mobile phone to phone his office to get directions!!!!!
It was great to meet even more people. What a great bunch.
Mr H and myself have now turned tea total..... So can the next mini much please be a coffee morning or afternoon tea!!!!!
Mischeif... Mr H hopes you are ok after your little accidental swim. ( He hasnt apologised to me though)
Anyway thank you helen once again..
That was after the damn taxi driver got lost and had to use MY mobile phone to phone his office to get directions!!!!!It was great to meet even more people. What a great bunch.
Mr H and myself have now turned tea total..... So can the next mini much please be a coffee morning or afternoon tea!!!!!
Mischeif... Mr H hopes you are ok after your little accidental swim. ( He hasnt apologised to me though)
Anyway thank you helen once again..
hi ya everyone
well theres not long to go now just over a week
looking forward to meeting up with everyone should be a cracking day and night
is there anyone else staying over in london for the night as we are booking our hotel tonight and trying to get a room not to far away from rios so we can have a bath etc before the night meet so we dont smell like a bottle of bleach :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
mr h has told me that it would be easier to stay at rios for the night as it would be much cheaper and easier mmmmmmmmmmm sleeping on one of those chairs :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: i dont think so :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :
any way hope everyone is ok
take care
h and h
well theres not long to go now just over a week
looking forward to meeting up with everyone should be a cracking day and night
is there anyone else staying over in london for the night as we are booking our hotel tonight and trying to get a room not to far away from rios so we can have a bath etc before the night meet so we dont smell like a bottle of bleach
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: mr h has told me that it would be easier to stay at rios for the night as it would be much cheaper and easier mmmmmmmmmmm sleeping on one of those chairs :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: i dont think so :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :
any way hope everyone is ok
take care
h and h
KIsses to everyone who organised last night.
We are so pleased we managed to I (Mrs H) regretting such a late night now Mischeif you look as stunning as ever. Voddy thank you for making us so welcome as usual For someone who oozes confidence I admire you Mike C well what can we say (BB) !!! Ali G What a man!!! Bassman ( Cant think of your nickname just got real one in my head!!!!) it was great to catch up with you and Fabio, what a laugh making us feel so welcome So glad we met some great new faces, especially Glen 27 and SexyJess Hope I didnt wake you lol
Right I have rambled enough and got to get some sleep
How many sleeps till London
Thanx also must go to the band!!!!!!!!!!!
Its bad news from us We don't think we are going to make it. Babysitters Gran has died!!!!! We are trying our best to rearrange things, but we thought we had better give you for warning Looks like we may be home all night We will post again tomorrow and let you know update.
If we dont make it can we get full details though. If you could please type what mischeif gets up to lol Mischeif we will miss you, and Helen and Voddy etc........ Mr and Mrs H
If we dont make it can we get full details though. If you could please type what mischeif gets up to lol Mischeif we will miss you, and Helen and Voddy etc........ Mr and Mrs H
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We are really looking forward to seeing everyone again aswell
Voddy.... You got a PM from us.
Mischeif ....You had better be going , I am bringing a big bucket of cold water so we can pretend its a plunge pool!!!!!!
Dreamer Helen.... Hope you can make it too, we can carry on the drinking we started.
Mr H is really really really happy!!!!....... Mrs H is driving home (Apparently we are sharing the driving, cant understand though why he always gets to drive there though !!!!!
We are really looking forward to seeing everyone again aswell
Voddy.... You got a PM from us.
Mischeif ....You had better be going , I am bringing a big bucket of cold water so we can pretend its a plunge pool!!!!!!
Dreamer Helen.... Hope you can make it too, we can carry on the drinking we started.
Mr H is really really really happy!!!!....... Mrs H is driving home (Apparently we are sharing the driving, cant understand though why he always gets to drive there though !!!!!
well it looks like that there is a good get together going on, quite a few going already.
should be a blinding day and night. :P :P :P :P
so is there anyone else staying over in london for the night, we think that it should be a all nighter :lol: :lol: when the pub closes i think everyone should come back to our hotel room would love to see the hotel managers face if he saw 30 odd people in our room (and the look on mrs h face)
:? :? :? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: especially if we got room service 
:wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
take care
h and h
should be a blinding day and night. :P :P :P :P
so is there anyone else staying over in london for the night, we think that it should be a all nighter
:lol: :lol: when the pub closes i think everyone should come back to our hotel room would love to see the hotel managers face if he saw 30 odd people in our room (and the look on mrs h face) :? :? :? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: especially if we got room service :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: take care
h and h
:thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled:
Just heard from Mr H that we going to Rio's again with everyone wheyyyyyyyyyyyy
How many days to go then???????
Mischief.... We going to party again!!!!!!!!! ..... In the plunge pool!!!!!
Hope everyone is ok
Take care
Mrs H (with Mr beside me)
Just heard from Mr H that we going to Rio's again with everyone wheyyyyyyyyyyyy
How many days to go then???????
Mischief.... We going to party again!!!!!!!!! ..... In the plunge pool!!!!!
Hope everyone is ok
Take care
Mrs H (with Mr beside me)
