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hayleyw2
Over 90 days ago
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...I drive to the junction at the end of my road and stop-It doesn't matter about other motorists at this point, they'd understand anyway- now, feel the pull! Its like there is a little magnet in your heart, the flutters and tickles are directionall, trust them.
Use same method for everything. Won't always bring the money but will allways bring the happiness and... will allways be right for you.
The data base of logistical and practical knowlege you have in you head is a mere enhancement to the above.
Quote by Lil_Bunny
Admittedlly there are parts of swinging that I really am missing
I feel the need for kink!!!!!
Hoping my once a month visit to fetish night will help put things into perspective (or at least someone into bondage lol)

Don't declare you do. don't declare you don't.
That way your free to beeeeee,,,
Be true to you. Not many of us know what we're truley capable of so its best to leave yourself a bit of room to move. There's none between "I do this"" I dont do this"
"I may do this" has tons of room all around it for posibilities, excitement, surprises and,,, you won't overlook oportunity. All kinds of people will ask your advise because you never say never=open mind. I've said it before...A streched mind cant go back.
Me and King or should I say" king and I" livened up pretty corner.
And may I say once again King "Magnificent"
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Thanks to my friends much aprieciated.
Now can we all forget it ? and dirtygirl its not to late to be friends and you cant have to many of those. I hold my hand out to you please take it in the spirit that its offered. XXXXXX
Quote by SpiritedAway
I caught my young daughter playing with herself with the shower a couple of months ago, she wasn't sure whether to be embarrassed or not. I told her to not be embarrassed but generally keep it private and I left the room so she could carry on.
I want her to enjoy her body and grow up with no hang ups about her sexuality so she can enjoy all the experiences she can without feeling guilty about it. Do you think I handled it in the right kind of way?
SA
XXX

Thats the best example of good parenting I have heard for a long time. I was the same with my daughter and she tells me everything. BIG UP THE OPEN MINDED PARENTS. A stretched mind can never go back.
To King
That means a hell of a lot to me, and to you too if you ever need anything.
always.
xx
I remember my first orgasm....No he was'nt handsome, suave or sofisticated....He was a warmed up curling tong motivation supllied by James Herbet's Rats. The bit on the hill.
I thought I'd broke it. Not the curling tong, my minge. rolleyes :roll: :roll: :roll:
Quote by Redbird
We have only have a little car but then again we are both little people. Where there's a will there's a way. I have to say, it was a lot more comfortable when we had a bmw.

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My van is a sixteen seater mini bus with the seats in the back removed; just crossed my mind nuff room for a small orgy.
Can you hear the cogs grinding in my head from all the way over there???????
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Deserves its own thread this one hmmmmm!
Quote by chappylad
Hayley - dont worry, I am on YOUR SIDE.

Trouble is I did'nt want a war or contest.
But thanks babe x
Quote by bluexxx
your story is a load of nonsense!!

Are you jealous or something?
Honesty and frankness make you vulnerable. Be honest and frank anyway.
Very true. Some people find it hard to believe that some single fems really do naughty things on their own. Their problem. Jeeeez, some stories I could tell, people REALLY wouldn't believe :shock: :twisted:
I am sorry bluex I was so upset to be called a liar that I thought the jealousy thing was from the silly person. I agree with what you last said but the thing that gets me is if whoever is a woman, she should know we have enough to deal with to be true to ourselves as it is. You know the kind of thing IE she "slag"- he "stud" brigade.
You can help me anytime. Thats three genuine nice people I've met from this site in a week. I'm the happiest person I know biggrin
Quote by bluexxx
your story is a load of nonsense!!

Are you jealous or something?
Honesty and frankness make you vulnerable. Be honest and frank anyway.
Quote by hayleyw2
your story is a load of nonsense!!

Who are you calling a liar here?
My honesty is legendry among my mates and I am offended. I dont need to prove myself to you. I never did anything I was ashamed to talk about thats why my real name is on any website I visit. My name is hayley, I am 41 and a single parent.
I dont expect you will apoligise but to call someone you dont know a liar is an ignorant thing to do.
I will be happy to meet you any time for a friendly chat to allay your fears.
Other people from this site have met me and found me very real.
mad
Any way whats your story? Cant find much on here-two mickey taking posts-does'nt ammount to much. Game on girl...or boy, does anyone know?????????????
Quote by musketeer
When i was courting the exwife she gave me a bj as i was driving her home

It's called a "hands free" kit
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
I saw a guy at a site with a miners hat on and I thought that was a hands free kit.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by dirtygirl4u
your story is a load of nonsense!!

Who are you calling a liar here?
My honesty is legendry among my mates and I am offended. I dont need to prove myself to you. I never did anything I was ashamed to talk about thats why my real name is on any website I visit. My name is hayley, I am 41 and a single parent.
I dont expect you will apoligise but to call someone you dont know a liar is an ignorant thing to do.
I will be happy to meet you any time for a friendly chat to allay your fears.
Other people from this site have met me and found me very real.
Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
You lucky lucky basted I don't do my bed on a Wednesday rolleyes

I'm in love
xxxx
si I cant reply they want my dosh and to be honest its no where near as good as this site, proper people on here. pm me
Quote by Libra-Love
Does anyone else wank whilst driving then hit tree's or is it just me?
If so what excuse did you use? :!:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
that's funny as fook! now if it was me, i'd say i was distracted fumbling with me gearstick, but i doubt that's gonna work in your case? dunno fortunately i don't drive so fiddling with my gearstick is a much safer pastime! smile
n x x x :P
And as such surely less exciting!!
Little disclaimerI'm not promoting wank driving here by the way
:P Neil, if you're reliant on British Rail you can always try toothing mate wink
Public transport... thats where they all breath! :shock:
Quote by neilinleeds
Does anyone else wank whilst driving then hit tree's or is it just me?
If so what excuse did you use? :!:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
that's funny as fook! now if it was me, i'd say i was distracted fumbling with me gearstick, but i doubt that's gonna work in your case? dunno fortunately i don't drive so fiddling with my gearstick is a much safer pastime! smile
n x x x :P
And as such surely less exciting!!
Little disclaimerI'm not promoting wank driving here by the way
I always know I'm gonna have a friend for laugh when I say "Nice one centuriun" and they say "you lucky lucky basted" back be it "Man or woman".
I can tell it'll go nowhere if they always do their beds on a wednesday
How do you tell your gonna like someone or not?
Right you lot of dirty stopouts I have to bath now so shush, nuff talking. I like to be a clean stopout; there has to be some gross stories out there if you dare. No double dare :shock:
Quote by youngsheffcouple
in and around our areas you can only be parked up 4 no less than 30mins before mr pc plod comes driving by, we know uv said on here that the police are mainly interested in ur muggers etc etc,as far as we can see thats bullshit, anyone whos seen 2 be parked up 4 more than 30mins is regarded as a perv,they are even frequenting a very small carpark nr us thats had a mention on here very small and not very popular,never seen anyone there other than 2 arange a meet ,but the plod choose 2 show there face every eve in this small remote place..as weve heard 2 catch muggers and idiots ..crap..they are trying 2 deter people from hanging around lookin 4 casual sex thats there main objective if a mugger comes along then its a bonus 4 them...
maybe and just maybe these driving in and out enthusiasts, some not all are a little bit uneasy at being harassed by mr pc plod for just being parked up in there cars as we know we have been harassed on many a night....

Yeah but you cant have us lot having sex all over the place and the excitement is in part due to the fact that everyday society objects. :idea:
Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
Where is this Cafe you all keep going on about? confused
And - do I WHAT??????? redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

Dont get all coy now we all wank rolleyes
We are when all said and done a nation of wankers. I for one am proud and think it should be added to the olympics. at least we'd get gold silver and bronze.
Quote by bluexxx
I'll put this in the cafe for you, great thread btw lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

TA MATE
Quote by fabio grooverider
i think everyone does...... biggrin :D
although i would love to hear what you told the police and what you are going to put on your insurance claim??????? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
sean xxxxxx

Hav'nt filled the form in yet. gonna mend it myself anyway. Mannaged to get away before the fuz turned up. lol
Quote by chrishants
I think the reason behind these twats driving around almost continously, has a lot to do with the shite that is published in the media regards dogging!
Its pretty certain they are given to believe, that any car with a couple inside, which is parked up at any one of the dogging locations, which they will have found out about on the net, contains people only to eager to let them watch or join in!
Obviously the fact that this is not the case, is very very clear to most people with any common sense at all. The fact is though, the total lack of success that such idiots can expect, is not something that seems to deter them in the slightest (indeed most go out more often, in the forlorn hope of finding action).
All this would be hilarious, if not for the fact that the increasing numbers of these cunts, are really fuccking things up for everyone else..............couples and responsbile single guys alike!
They have a DESIRE-we have a desire, who are we to say ours is more important. I accept that if I go out and publicly play I'm puting myself up for all sorts and I dont expect the people I want to veiw me to sort themselves into acceptable groups who know instinctivey what I want. You must expect that with the smooth comes the rough and some doggers actually like this kind of attention. I am so interested in sex and what drives individuals that to me we all make our scene a whole scene.
The only way round this situation I can see is for genuine people in local areas, to start closed membership email/sms groups, where discreet meets can be arranged to which the twats are not invited!..................
But having faced vociferous attacks, for suggesting that a while back, i guess we all going to have to learn to live with the behavior of these fucked up half wits, until they finally put paid to dogging for good and all!!!
Finally as quite a few morons of the type being discussed in this thread, are undoubtedly reading every word, I wonder if they would agree with the above?
Chris

Buggered up again my bits red i hope
Quote by Alan
Women don't do things like that do they I just thought men were wankers wink :wink:

I have to put my hands up (pardon the pun.) I AM A WANKER. I'M ALSO A WOMAN :shock:
Quote by Boynw24
Marcuso, thanks for the insight. I have only just joined and may well have ended posting or doing some of the things that i shouldn't.
I'll try and stick to the advice, but if it doesn't work, you and me will be having words! smile

It will make you a better person to take this advise; a positive gain whatever way you look at it and you might get a few fu..s or looks or sucks along the way :arrow: Its the only way forward.