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hisandhers
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 60
Bisexual Female, 57
0 miles · West Yorkshire

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can we keep the verification stuff in the other thread?
We joined this site to meet other sexy likeminded people. I wasn't sure at all about swapping so I joined in the banter on this forum & eventually took the plunge to go to a munch. That was :scared:
I had no expectations on anything from this site then nor now. I take it at face value
Quote by hell1970
i miss carmel whisper
the hazelnut munchies (purple packet)
mushroom penny sweets (they were white and pink and very soft)

you can still get them from our ice cream van that parks outside on the end of our street every day even in the winter :shock:
I'd like to see roast beef & mustard crisps. You know though thick ones mmmmmmm
Quote by fabio
We like single males - bloody hell if I didn't have a partner I'd be one too.
I dont like it when looking on profiles you see the
***NO SINGLE MALES WANTED DO YOU UNDERSTAND*** type phrases you find in the profile description area thingy.
Why on earth not just a simple - thank you for looking at our profile but we are not lookin at present. There is far too much issue made by couples regarding not wanting single males. especially when a lot of the time I believe its the male part of a couple that takes issue. Well he is lucky as am I to be one part of a swinging couple.
BTW we do enjoy the company of single guys - as with all people some are arseholes most are decent. biggrin

Have to say that is one of my biggest pet peeves! it borders on being really rude and condesending ,so when a couple approaches me and with that in there profile, I point it out... and then say thank you but no thank you.
yes there are loads of single men here, and yes they can be arses at times, but i've seen as many couples with as bad an attitude
if i judged all couples on the ones that had stood me up you'd all be rightly annoyed.....
I doubt the thread will get thru to those who do it.. but I say thank you all the same
redface I hold my hands up & say this is what we had in our profile surprisedops:
Until reading this I had not thought about how single males may feel. sorry guys :oops:
I think we put it up after so many pms
In edit I have now changed this on our profile
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple

I too find it a big turn on watching it however its not for me redface

There are quite a few things Ive seen in films which make me think "Oh my god, yes" but in real life it is a "Oh my god, No Way" but it still turns me on watching it surprisedops:
:thumbup: kiss I think we each know our limits
OMG I sound so boring I'm not honest :grin:
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
One or two fingers are more than adequate if the 'owner' knows what to do with them and then they certainly hit the spot wink but on a few occassions when we have been feeling a bit more adventerous, this is something we have tied but not actually suceeded in doing. I tend to tense up a little which makes it a definate no no (and very painful).
However I do find it very, very errotic and watching it happen always makes me feel very turned on (in films I mean, not seen it in real life) :wink:

I too find it a big turn on watching it however its not for me redface
Quote by Steve

I didn't know you had cancelled :cry: have one of these from me passionkiss

I have............But from the Wigan Munch and seeing as this is the Yorks Munch I think I posted in the wrong one :lol2: redface
numpty rotflmao
Quote by Steve
We meet single guys(we've yet to find a cpl or single female who will meet us :lol2: ) and we have yet to find a bad one (out of the ones we have actually met that is) so either we have chosen well or they aren't as bad as some make out :lol2:

wave
Quote by lilnfil
its something that me n lil both do together,quite regularly and really enjoy
i've been doing it for years, lil started a cpl of years ago but she's got quite good at it now
sometimes I do it on my own, but lil never does just in case she needs any help or falls in
we just love doing owt outdoors ...... it just gets a bit chilly at this time of year..............
ffs ..sorry redface....I read fishing instead of fisting :shock:

smackbottom you always get me lol
kiss to you both
Quote by redpantherman
hubbada hubbada hubbada
I just lurve fisting!
One lady friend showers me when she squirts!
We don't get to play that much but when we do she cant be arsed with any foreplay
...in fact I lie!
foreplay is giving me a hand massage & lubing it with tingle lube! :drooool:
fingers first, thumb on her clit... her first orgasm!
Then I just open my fingers wide to expand her vagina till she gasps... more lube.
I slip my fingers knuckle deep inside her until my thumb enters into play,
rocking the hand side to side & push gently till whole hand is wrist deep,
I then clench the hand into a fist & what she likes is for me to 'punch' slowly while she rubs her clit.
I keep my balled fist still so she can hold back from cumming... you should see the look on her face! :twisted:
When she's ready to explode I tilt my fist up towards her front wall hitting her G-spot & 'punch' her till she groans!
By now I'm working harder than Mike Tyson! :shock:
Frantic pushing & pulling her glistening stretched pussy lips turning crimson, just looking at her face makes me wanna spunk!
I'm kneeling in front of her as she's on her back & I wait for her command...
PULL!!!
...she arches her back I pull my fist out & she showers me in squirt cum jizz juice (bucket o paste for Sassy!)
As soon as it's over I fill her hole with my very wet hand & she goes crazy with another intense orgasm, she's drained so it's not as squirty as the first one!
I have the episode on the phone - I'm off for a lil review :wanker:

wow red you've made me very wet reading that redface
Quote by Steve
Heart beat getting faster as I type!
Please put us two on the list cocks.
Never been to one before, dont know why I find it a scary prospect but I do!
Holding of hand may be required!
Lucy xx

we'll hold ya hand for you hunXX
Fabio yeh glad ya going mate Will be awsome to see you again.
now remember you owe me a snog or two lol
If I'd known you were dishing out snogs I wouldn't have cancelled :doh:
I didn't know you had cancelled :cry: have one of these from me passionkiss
Quote by westerross
Oooooh missed this one so far.
I've got to say it was one of the most erotic experiences I've had when a lady I was with made it clear that she wanted to be fisted. Not a word said but it was obvious and such a turn on for both when it happened.
And the stretching to be too big is a myth as well. That lady can 'milk' - I tell you.
.

thanks tune for your openness kiss
Quote by Freckledbird

dirtygirlie, frecks n hers sitting in a tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G......... :giggle:

Oooooooo what a lovely thought :twisted:
keep them boots on though :rascal:
Quote by Freckledbird

Or the eggs will go in an omlette! :twisted:

Noooooooooo don't try an omelette again :scared: :shock:
rotflmao
redface surprisedops: :oops:
It was edible! dunno
thought you said you were edible then :grin:
She does look rather delightful. :twisted:
dirtygirlie, frecks n hers sitting in a tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G......... :giggle:
Quote by Dirtygirly
am I an outcast then who only needs a few fingers redface

Nah... I've tried it once but I'm not sure it was a whole fist cause I don't think it fits. surprisedops:
I'll go with fingers too! :rascal:
come here gorgous passionkiss
Quote by Dirtygirly

Or the eggs will go in an omlette! :twisted:

Noooooooooo don't try an omelette again :scared: :shock:
rotflmao
redface surprisedops: :oops:
It was edible! dunno
thought you said you were edible then :grin:
Quote by Freckledbird
Room for a little one? And if so, can I kick them out and nick their place? :giggle:

:bounce: :bounce: lovely to see you back hun passionkiss
I will always remember some one putting up such an erotic thread last year. It made me sooooo sexual. About meeting another woman & what they did. It was fantastic!!! I re read it over & over while having a girlie wank lol
Please, if some one remebers bring it back in here wink
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :cry: we've just been let down tonight :cry: no meet now :cry:
Quote by Lost
I have been on the receiving end of another type of fisting though :sparring: unbelievable I know but I have biggrin

smackbottom not fisting :sparring: or duel but fisting :grin:
wow peeps I didn't expect so many replies while I was having a soak. So..... mostly all good then lol
Would like to here from more of a mans perspective on fisting though.
Ive typed into google about fisting & there are some great links on different ways to fisting. Will reply tomoz kiss
Quote by Lucyandmike7
Heart beat getting faster as I type!
Please put us two on the list cocks.
Never been to one before, dont know why I find it a scary prospect but I do!
Holding of hand may be required!
Lucy xx

we'll hold ya hand for you hunXX
Fabio yeh glad ya going mate Will be awsome to see you again.
now remember you owe me a snog or two lol
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I love it :twisted:
I've only found a couple of guys who can do it properly and I've been known to squirt while having it done redface

His is fantastic with his fingers although I don't need them all lol
in edit I so have to go now will look forward to responding tomorrow from you all kiss
Quote by Cherrytree
bolt

does that mean no fingers then dunno
The hand can be straight it doesn't have to be like a fist or so I've read
Quote by noladreams30
On my to do list :rascal:

that was so quick my baths not even run yet :shock:
would that be a full hand nola or only a few fingers hun?
I just want to say sorry if I don't reply tonight as I am out.
My question is do ladies like a good fisting?
I personally only like small - middling cocks so a couple of fingers or a finger n thumb is quite sufficient for me. A full hand would be too :scared: for me.
Also how do men feel about fisting women? Some men have told me that they don't like it coz the women are too big & some men say they love it. What is your opinion?
Will reply tomorrow lol
Just to let you all no that we are now meeting a nice couple so please no more pms.
Right I'm off to get a soak lol
thanks for all the pms kiss