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hisandhers
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 61
Bisexual Female, 57
0 miles · West Yorkshire
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Quote by varca
I'm quietly lurkingPlease don't shout though I'm rather fragile :sad:
Slips Lurking Mrs Hisandhers a couple of Nurofen and whispers.....
Would a nice sensuous, aromatherapy massage, whilst you are sipping from a flute of chilled champagne and being fed fresh strawberries make you feel any less fragile? :rascal:
where have you been all my life
Just off to raid the freezer for a mountain of ice, need to make sure the champers stays chilled on the way to Yorkshire! Ohh I can think of another use for the ice too :rascal:
:notes: must be more fragile more often :grin:
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Quote by varca
I'm quietly lurking
Slips Lurking Mrs Hisandhers a couple of Nurofen and whispers.....
Would a nice sensuous, aromatherapy massage, whilst you are sipping from a flute of chilled champagne and being fed fresh strawberries make you feel any less fragile? :rascal:
where have you been all my life
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Is there a couple out there who would be interested in a few drinks, a laugh & maybe some fun for our first meet in 2009 on Saturday night? This is our Xmas & New Years night out now our daughter is sleeping out :bounce:
So, if you are near us or wouldn't mind travelling then please pm us. We can accomodate however you would not be able to stay all night due to our daughter's return early the next morning.
I (Hers) am bi however I don't play all the time with the ladies. So it is not essential that the other lady is equally bi. It would be an advantage though :rascal:
So, if you are near us or wouldn't mind travelling then please pm us. We can accomodate however you would not be able to stay all night due to our daughter's return early the next morning.
I (Hers) am bi however I don't play all the time with the ladies. So it is not essential that the other lady is equally bi. It would be an advantage though :rascal:
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Are you all piss artists or wot :giggle:
There seems to be alot of :cheers:&
going on 
There seems to be alot of :cheers:&
going on Sex God
I do quite enjoy the fresh crisp frost early in the morning as I go to work. (Wrapped up very cosey though )
) Sex God
Quote by Dawnie
FFS! No matter what I try I can get anything to look like the one originally posted!
I have tried and tried for hours and its pissing me off. All I have managed to do is give Ian the horn
Anyway, I can see me taking these down tomorrow
hwoar: 
don't you ever moan again about not being gorgous 
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Quote by Dirtygirlie
*lurks* :rascal:
Fat arse my arse!!
your thread hun not seen your pic yet
Yup... we're working up to that over the next couple of days! :rascal:
I've just eaten pizza and have a tummy the size of a house though so it may have to wait till tomorrow when my assistants arrive! :twisted:
:bounce: :bounce: I won't be on my own :bounce:
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Quote by Dirtygirlie
I'd also put poshkate in- they all have one bit of class in there
In edit I'm saying all you other gorgous ladies are not classy
*coughs*
Did you miss a NOT out of that sentence?! :giggle:
all you gorgous ladies ARE still classy 
ops: Soz DG smack my hand :giggle:
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you feeling better now sugar now you got that off ya chest
Think it is important though to stress the safeness of swinging however times its done
Think it is important though to stress the safeness of swinging however times its done
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Quote by Dirtygirlie
*lurks* :rascal:
Fat arse my arse!!
your thread hun not seen your pic yet
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Quote by Dawnie
Oh bloody hell :doh:
If I can show my fat arse publicly you can flash yours hun :giggle:
You haven't met me have you
You got no idea how much of a BBW I am
Will Ian do
Yes we've met at a munch some years ago. You are beautiful
Ian will have to do if not :cry: (no offence Ian)
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I know its early however we are not going to be on now till after the new year as we have neighbours round so all we'd like to say is
HAPPY NEW 2009
may we all recieve, love, respect, happiness & fun next year to you all
HAPPY NEW 2009
may we all recieve, love, respect, happiness & fun next year
to you all Sex God
Quote by foxylady2209
I think Freud used the term to describe the envy women felt for men's power, especially over them.
The fact that he equated social power with the ability to get and use a hard on says far more about his psychological make-up and problems than it says about any woman.
Having seen the problems some guys have with their little friends I don't envy them one bit. :giggle:
Penises are like grandchildren - fun to play with but you want to give them back when your joints start creaking.
:thumbup: very true hun
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Quote by Dawnie
Oh bloody hell :doh:
If I can show my fat arse publicly you can flash yours hun :giggle:
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:shock: didn't know you could get equipment- clamps :shock: to make them longer Thought you had to have surgery for that ops: I'm sooo nieve :oops:
Thought you had to have surgery for that ops: I'm sooo nieve :oops: Sex God
Quote by Lost
I couldn't/wouldn't ever say in here :shock: but it is really really odd
go on Lost we dare you :giggle:
:scared: are you?
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Quote by Lucyandmike7
Whats a FFM ????????
ok its lucy again!!! the tame one!!
or is that vanilla???
or neopolitan???
hisandhers & you lucy :giggle:
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Quote by Lost
I couldn't/wouldn't ever say in here :shock: but it is really really odd
go on Lost we dare you :giggle:
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is anyone watching the program on about penis envy? What does this mean to you?
Freud once said that women had penis envy - what do the women think about this?
For me, its not the size that counts its how men use it. I also don't agree about Freuds quote, I'm glad I'm all woman
Freud once said that women had penis envy - what do the women think about this?
For me, its not the size that counts its how men use it. I also don't agree about Freuds quote, I'm glad I'm all woman
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
Is it too late to book a flight out of here???
since your already bent over sassy
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Quote by Lost
Put all the 'Z' list celebs in the house in the dark soundproofed give them their own TV channel called 'Realshitty TV' on channel 800 odd and don't let them out. Ever, just keep adding to them.
You don't like BB then Lost
or just celebs :rotflmao: Sex God
Frecks would also be one of my choices to keep the :jagsatwork: order (unless she decides to go on strike & flirt with the others 
)
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Quote by Steve
depends on how you remove it
Passionately ;-)
Or
Feversishly
hwoar:You choose ;-)
rmmmmmmmmm........... both!!
As you wish
:rascal:
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Quote by Dirtygirlie
Dawnie... get that cam out!!
For me or Ian :giggle:
Both of course! :rascal: :mrgreen:
still waiting
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Quote by medic_1
No, this is good, I'd have to put markz in with all the
Hope I did not steal your thread. Sorry if I did.
Don't be daft
Yeh & I agree it would be all Dawnies fault :giggle:
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I'd also put poshkate in- they all have one bit of class in there
In edit I'm saying all you other gorgous ladies are not classy
In edit I'm saying all you other gorgous ladies are not classy
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Quote by medic_1
If we had a Swinging Heaven BB contest who would you put in it and why ?
My Choice would have to be Sgt Bilko cos he is the quietest Sgt I have ever known.
medic_1
ps = maybe this should have been a seperate thread
No, this is good, I'd have to put markz in with all the
