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hornet__harlot
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 66
Straight Male, 66
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Quote by DreamerHelen
Hiya guys....glad you had a great time....
It's not on the Clubs and Parties page so could you tell us roughly what area it is in?

Sure Helen (I found it on the clubs and parties page though The Blue Rooms it's listed under " T ") The club is in wakefield. well worth a visit.
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Hi guys
For all you club goers out there, we went last night and it was gorgeous. The rooms are fab especially the medevial room and the orgy room. they have a good size sauna as well and a full bar at good prices. they also have a resident mistress for the dungeon room, we didn't use it (wimps) but those who did said she was great. The manager Jason made sure he chatted to everyone there and circulated all night, he was very funny and made all feel very comfortable immediately. Can't recommend it enough, for new and regular folks. We will be going to this club regulary as it is quite close to us ( no more 2 hour journeys ) Hope to see some of you there.
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Hi guys
We are hoping to go to fun4two in Preston Saturday night, can't find any up to date info though, can't find web site. Does anyone know, is it licensed ?, do you take your own towels ? is it any good ? any other info we might need to know. Thanks.
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Welcome Dino As you know all newbies are getting a mentor to help them get used to posting etc on the site. :small-print: Can't wait to find out who you get :twisted: wink
I am sure you will get someone who is totally proffesional though. :smoke: Good luck
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Scarlett O'Hara in Gone With The Wind. love the costumes and thought Rett Butler was sooooo sexy. :lickface:
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oooooooh I woudn't mind being in a scrum with men who were big and hard. :lickface:
Put me down Fred wink
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Quote by scatty matty
REPORT ON PARADISE HEALTH SPA (BOURNEMOUTH)
Within seconds, I was made to feel at home and I didn’t hesitate to get stuck into the deep conversations between three relaxed couples. Being the only single guy their, I had to make my self hot property and I did. Flirting, boasting and outrageous behaviour rewarded me a life line and got a few people in the mood .
I upset one couple(they left abruptly)

I'm with the couple who left abruptly :bs: :dry: :grin:
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Purely in the of interest of science (how do they work etc), but does it say where she bought them bolt :bolt: lol
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Trust is the key to any good relationship. Your agreement was that you would tell each other first, and you could both say yes or no and abide by that. She did tell you first, but when you said no she went ahead and did it anyway. dunno No point in setting rules if one of you is going to do your own thing anyway.
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Bloody Briliant ! lol What a great moral boost, not only for the soldiers out there but also for their families and other soldiers back home. Made me laugh, but also quite teary, in a good way, to know that they could still keep a sense of humour in such a horrible and scary time for them. Well done lads kiss
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Quote by Vix
"Old enough to ask, old enough to know"

That's how my kids were. my daughter would ask a question and we would answer it. Funnily enough each question was asked in sequence, so she learned one step at a time. As she got an answer she would just say "oh" and carry on with what she had been doing. She knew everything by the time she was six. My son was not so curious, he didn't start asking questions until he was about six, but my daughter would answer them before we got a chance sometimes, in the same matter of fact way that we did. Kids learn at their own pace, I think to "teach" sex education makes a big deal out of it, and it isn't really at a young age. I do think they should know before senior school though.
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Hiya Jasper wave and Welcome to SH. hope you get alot of fun and new friends. Join in the chat and we shall soon get to know you.
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Quote by Marh295
Bike is for sale it you want it. geeting a new one at the weekend....should have more luck with that one

Hiya welcome to SH Nice bike! what is your new one ? We've got VFR800
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Hiya Ben wave Have fun and look forward to reading your many posts :small-print: you know this is just the start don't you lol
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Hi Annie22
I assume from the time you joined and the one word intro that you are shy :wary:
Don't be come in and have fun we won't bite innocent honest.
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Quote by awol
Why is everyone so precious about newbies?

Why? Don't you want fresh blood? If you don't get freshened up from time to time you get stagnant non? biggrin

Well I include myself as a newbie and fully expect to have both negative and positive responses to any threads or posts I reply to. That is what happens when someone opens a debate and if some folks think it is crap then they are entitled to state that in an OPEN forum. If all the "fresh blood" were so precious, this forum would have died a long time ago, through utter boredom. Takes all sorts to make the world go around kiss
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Prefer the term newbie bating lol Why is everyone so precious about newbies at the moment. Bit of banter and joking is part of the forum surely. :twisted: Depends how a newbie reacts to the banter. Have seen loads take it on the chin and give as good back and also seen loads of apologies if folks have got it wrong. Jeeezzzz chill out wink
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And that the prayer session which was used by the supply teacher before lunch as a (get this!) "control exercise to calm the children down" (WTF!) - his words, not mine - to be replaced with something more appropriate.

why don't they do what japanese workers do to get rid of their frustration and "calm them down". They have a room in the workplace with a load of punchbags hanging from the ceiling, get some baseball bats and beat the crap out of them. :sparring: Works for them, no disruptive workers surpriseduch: :ouch: :ouch: Only a suggestion mind lol
Good result by the way !
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Quote by mal609
Hi Mal
Just a quickie lol What is the definition of a newbie, is it ,
a) length of time been a member ?
b) number of posts ?
c) munches attended ?
d) meets attended ?
e) number of recommends by " oldies " ?
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a and b would definitely define a newbie, the other categories are irrelevent as a lot of people don't go to either munches or meets. Recommendations - let's not go there!!!
Mal
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Right......... so what is the desired lenght of time? and the required number of posts confused:
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Hi Mal
Just a quickie lol What is the definition of a newbie, is it ,
a) length of time been a member ?
b) number of posts ?
c) munches attended ?
d) meets attended ?
e) number of recommends by " oldies " ?
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Hey I did that this morning and got to know someone a bit better. Turns out I had him completely wrong, not in a bad way just I had jumped to wrong conclusions about his age for one thing. rolleyes just goes to show you eh wink
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Yeah they seem to think if they admit to a guy being good looking or even ok some macho man might take the piss and say "are you gay" usually guys I work with cough or just smirk if you pass comment on another bloke to them
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3 cheers for Fabio ! HIP HIP HOORAY ! HIP HIP HOORAY ! HIP HIP HOORAY !
for starting such a good thread. Been gripped reading responses and replies, all relevant to the point made. What are we like ? One big happy family ! Who are secure in the knowledge that they can put across their point and at the end of the day still be accepted. Sun is shining I'm off out into the garden cool
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Hi Fabio
I know that's not what you meant I think I have a good idea as to what you are like through reading your posts for over a year now, and I know that you put a lot into helping, advising and having a laugh. I think your post was with the desire tio improve things for the site. I read all the posts collectively this morning and that was how they made me feel. see you sat wink
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Feel a bit sad really reading this, :cry: seems to be splitting in to a them and us site. not what it seemed to be when i joined or indeed the reasons why i joined. tolerance is indeed a gift although it can be acheived. People of all walks of life have expressed views etc. a lot of the threads recently have been trivial in my view, but obviously not in others as they have received loads of feedback. Take into account the ages of some of the new members, I have kids same age as some of them and they don't have the social skills yet of say, of a 40 year old (not being ageist) they are light hearted, not a lot worries and are enthusiastic! This shows in their threads and responses. Start your own threads instead of complaining. If you can't beat em join em wink
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my personal opinion is that religious education should be left to the parents / guardians of the child/ren. and in no circumstances should a child made made to feel inferior or wrong for having a different belief to his/her peers (or non-belief) I would have gone balistic too de-sade.
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