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hornet__harlot
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 66
Straight Male, 66
0 miles · Lincolnshire

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Happy Birthday tattyxpx :high-smile: What a great day for a birthday FRIDAY!!!
Have a brill night :cheers: drinkies all weekend to recover lol
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What Missy and Vix said. she still wants to be your friend or she wouldn't be meeting you. A good friend will accept you warts and all,(visa-versa) so you might have to give her time and let her get used to the idea, also like a lot of other people her conception of swinging is probably way off the mark. If it was me I would print out your comments and replies on both threads and let her read them before you meet. She might at least see you in a new light, at least without the horns and tail. Stick with it Rainbows, will be thinking of you Saturday. kiss
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Quote by Libra-Love
Thank you everyone for your kind words.
I've decided to stay after all. It's not me who's done anything wrong and if people wanna gossip at least I give them something to talk about :P
So ta you lot, I'm here to stay!

WHEY HEY nice one Libra :high-smile: :high-smile: :high-smile: :rose:
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Happy Birthday Wishmaster, life's only just begun, have a ball :high-smile: :rose:
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Red wine cause it's good for you, got antioxidants in it, nothing whatsoever to do with the fact that it's intoxicating. I can't mix beer with spirits/wine though if I do I just one puts me over the edge and i am blotto ! not done that for a while, hic :silly: :silly: :silly:
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Quote by Kit
Be her friend, lover, cleaner, carer and masseure
pay attention to her, notice her and listen to her
Tell her she is wonderful even when she isn't
Forgive her faults
Respect her
Make her laugh
but most of all - give her the courage and freedom to be herself whilst still doing all of the above
Let me know how you get on wink

Well put Kit. I am lucky enough to have one like that too :inlove: the cleaner bit needs to be worked on though, still we can't have it all now can we? can we??????????
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Hi johnsfzr wave welcome to SH hope ypu have lots of fun we're harmless really loon blink :wave2:
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Quote by stial
i spy with my little eye...... something beginning with I? :giveup: duel poke innocent

alright give in. go on gives us a clue blink
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Quote by Maia

erm you do ask stupid questions
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you don't say....
I know have you read the ones up to now ? :small-print: :confused: of course all my questions are very valid and sensible lol :silly:
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Quote by curious_catz

basically,my parents made my life hell!!! sad
i used to sit for hours by my bedroom window waiting for santa,spent hours setting up a trap to catch the toothfairy!!!!!!
:shock: was devostated when i found out it wasnt "all true" :shock:

On the same "all parents are b*stards" theme, does anyone else tell their kids that when the ice cream van plays music it means they have sold out? :twisted:
Mr CC
ha ha ha ha yep we do that rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: no doubt we'll suffer the consequences later :twisted:
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Sooo anyway.... where were we.......... oh yes what daft things do you pack in your suitcase or how do you cover up THINGS wink in your case :shock:
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Quote by Maia
Anyway.........!!!! rolleyes
Harlet, what about what your mum said about wearing clean undies in case you have an accident? How are you gonna explain that one, eh? eh? :twisted:

I know I still say that to my husband lol
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But in reality though, do they actually notice that you are not wearing any knickers when they wheel you into A&E after an accident? Or is the concern really what if you happen to be standing in the tube during busy time and you fall down legs akimbo for the whole world to see when the tube jolts suddenly? biggrin
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Oh my gawd, what a thought. (rushes off to make sure well trimmed ) :roll:
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Quote by Marya
I once met a florist in a club, and she delivered within minutes.

I'm not laughing at this cos frankly, I'm taking it as a personal insult that no one uses this ...
General Enquiries/FAQ
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not flouncing, just sulking. And sighing really loudly too. Occasionally shutting doors a bit too hard and frowning a lot. So there!
aawwww ! :therethere:
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Quote by Marya
Anyway.........!!!! rolleyes
Harlet, what about what your mum said about wearing clean undies in case you have an accident? How are you gonna explain that one, eh? eh? :twisted:

I know I still say that to my husband lol
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Quote by bishabasha
Your discusting you really are.

is this guy for real ? loon Anyway the knickers I pack are veeeerrrrry sexy :happy:
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I don't wear knickers, but when I pack my case I always put some in just in case I get it searched innocent
" what's all that about" redface
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Did you know that a " Twat " is a pregnant frog :giggle:
not a lot of people know that !
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Champagne and flowers would have done it for me. Money is a bonus. Am I cheap :doh:
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Nomis don't take what folks say too seriously. Seems you do a lot for others, take time out for yourself. The only way is UP if your feeling down. kiss
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Hey mate cheer up. wave Life is what you make. it tomorrow is a new day :therethere:
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Everyone seems to forget the story line to this film, it wasn't just about "effects". I am not too keen on the bruce lee kinda thing so was hesitant to watch this. It is on a different level, sub titles were no prob as made film more authentic being in japanese/chinese. don't know which as I don't speak either. only in numerical form lol
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Quote by Libra-Love
It has been brought to my attention that I am too fucked up to be a part of this community. So, I will hover in the back-ground for now and return when my "friends" no longer feel they need to send out warning bells about me.
So for now I'll say...
Take care and see you all later.

Seems to me that the person/s who brought this to your attention doesn't have much of a life if they go about criticising and hurting other people. You don't know me Libra love, but I enjoy reading your posts, so don't give them the satisfaction by going anywhere. Stick around kiss
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Brilliant film ! would have liked a better ending though, won't say how as it may spoil it for those still to watch.
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Yes but , Steph " have you had a shag yet ? " :silly: :happy: :happy: :happy:
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I guess i must be classed as noisy. moaner shouter and purrrr lol Something to do with getting a pillow or cushion shoved over my mouth dunno :grin:
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Quote by little gem
I thought I'd bump this one just to let you all know I passed the halfway point of my placement and I only have a few more weeks to go before the final verdict is given. So if I'm not arround much you all know why! biggrin

Well Done litle gem :rose:
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