
Quote by Cubes
I don't get into chat often (tbh I don't get out much either! :lol2but I have to say the lobby rooms can often say 95-99 users on line, and when you try to go in they're full. It is a pain having to drive the mouse to the little X and click, especially if your mouse pad is as crap as mine! ;-)
Quote by HnS
SING IT GIRLS..!!!
At first I was petrified!
When you said you had 10 inches..
lord I almost died!
But spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
that I grew strong and knew that I could take you on ,
but there you are, another lie
I was ready for a Big Mac and you bought me a french fry !
I should have known it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream !
Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in your jeans !
Go on now... walk out the door.
don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with 4 !
Weren't you a prat to think I wouldn't find you out ?
Dont you know, we're only joking when we say size count ?
I will survive !
As long as I have batteries, my sex life going to thrive !
I will always have good sex, with a handful of latex !
I will survive !
I will survive !
hey hey !
Quote by wsmcouple
look we know you are ugrading your system sh to make it better for us but its been goin on now for weeks an ppl are am afraind gettin pissed rite off with it so either close the site and dont charge ppl untill you have done everything you need to do "an it works" or ppl will start leaving and moving over to the other free site were chat and the site has no problems,ppl jus wanna chat an cam they dont want all the fancy crap ya keep adding most ppl dont use it
Quote by paulxkaren
Just for you cat...![]()
Women & baby go 2 the docs ... doc's concerned about baby's weight & asks... "Is he bottle or breast fed..?".. Women replies breast fed....So the doc asks her 2 strip 2 waist.. Doc then pinches & sucks her nipples... rubs both her tits 4 a while.. " No wonder the baby is under weight... you have no milk" say's doc... "I know" says the women .. " I'm his gran but fucking glad I came!" .. :lol:
Quote by paulxkaren
Lady's dishwasher breaks down... so she calls the repair man...she has to go out so tells him "don't worry about my bulldog.. he won't bother you but whatever you do... don't under any circumstances talk to my parrot!"
The man starts work.. wary of the biggest...meanest looking bulldog he's ever seen but it just lays there watching him work... the parrot however.. drives him nuts.. yelling & cursing.. finally the man snaps & yells "shut the f**k up.. ya annoyin b*****d!" to which the parrot replies "get him spike"