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kjb01
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 61

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YOU ARE ALL BARKING MAD :P :P :P
just like 5 year old kids.
I CAN'T WAIT EITHER !!!!
as there is around 100 people, i can snug each and every one for exactly 2.7 minutes (excluding myslef of course).
honey and lemon washed down with a full glass of cum...works wonders
Quote by Sexysteph
Beat You

anytime !
but can't find the "Largest dick" award on this lol
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yeah there dont seem to be many topics relating to scotland full stop, i mean im not bothered about travelling a few hundred miles, but you have to draw the line somewhere smile

200 miles will get you to Northwest, the centre of action.
we should arrange annual SH awards for:
with most contribution
with most sensible contribution
viwed topics
dick
successful munch
boobs
other ideas????????? confused:
it is like drinking herbal tea, which is not a drug either.
Spybot is definately the business;
download it, read the manual and run the Detect and destroy option; it will find many spyware in your PC's registry and will also Immunises the PC against all these sites;
Point of caution: you must ensure that it ingores the SH cookies (small tracker programes which keep the history of your internet visits, mostly for helpful reasons).
How about Viagra or Satibo though ;
I find Viagra helps a lot; I know the idea is to cum together, however, even though you may cum earlier than the Mrs, the erection does not go away and is still stiff to continue bringing her to climax. Is this cheating???
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Wheres your self respect?
Just slap her on the arse and tell her to beg!
lol

My kinda guy :twisted:
Yet again proves that it does have it's followers with some ladies.
Quote by davidsplayroom
I'm sure that you will all laugh but I for one have been trying, for years, to truly satisfy my women because I do really want to. I think I have even managed it a couple of times, not bragging, but I think I have. I truly believe sex is a giving thing and both parties really should be concentrating on pleasing the other not themselves. I totally agree with many of the comments quoted in the original post about taking time to bring a woman to the point that she is really ready and wanting penetration. When she whispers ‘just fuck me now’. My biggest problem comes when we do get to the penetrative sex part. I get close to reaching a climax and I have to slow down or change positions just to create time for me to calm and control myself keeping hard without actually climaxing myself so I can keep going longer. This often results in her saying ‘oh f.f.s. don’t stop now!’ so evidently she was close too, but not fully satisfied.

Thanks for this frank openning of your heart; so many men feel the same but their ego stops them from admitting; I also think excessive quick wanking so that you don't get caught from way back when ur young (as Calista was saying) is a major problem as you lose that control you were talking about, resulting in premature ejaculation in most men. Basically men and women's bodies work on different clocks and synchronisation of the climax point is a fairly modern and new phenomenon as our ancestors only had sex to procreate. Learning to hold your load and time it right is a gift that some men have mastered which is very valuable and appreciated by women (experts please contribute your knowledge); taking your mind off the job just before climax may do the trick but as you said may not be the right thing to do either.
It would be nice if our women could do hypnosis and order us to shoot our load when they were ready and not before. :shock:
Quote by corriefem
Well I am still looking for that unique man who really does want to satisfy me before anything else :shock: :shock: I am constantly surprised by men who say they have years of experience in satisfying women and then go on to final stage of shagging before I have blinked hahahahahaha well not quite but it really does interest me that men may think that their cock and penetration is what turns on a woman :shock: :shock: sorry to be blunt on a Sunday morning but I am still flumoxed by this one or maybe its me redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

This is why we need the ACADEMY :lol: I wish they would teach this at schools, but men learn through years of painful experience and torture that women are really sophisticated emotional beings who may fall for a man not for his looks or cock-size but for how thoughtful he is and how much he cares for her.
correct...but sometimes no matter how much time and effort you put in, if the mutual respect and love have disappeared (as it can do when people change overtime and relationships get taken for granted), there is very little that Effort can contribute, but to admit and look elsewhere.
But Effort is important in any new/old relationship as competition grows; these days, young lads will have to be well groomed, wear expensive designer outfit, have their nails done, put make up on, go to the Gym regular, look after their hair and look after their sexual health, as otherwise the lady who does make the effort, will soon look elsewhere. Do i sound like an old fart or what???
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perhaps the point i was trying to get across was not so much about how much foreplay there is, or how long you can simply keep thrusting for...... I think the main thing that we, and certainly I want, is EFFORT. Its that favorite SH saying again - you get out of it what you put in, and its exactly the same for sex!
Someone makes the effort to look nice, dress well, wear sexy underwear or whatever other effort they've put into a meet for you, I think the very least that should be offered is compliments, and the effort reciprocated. Is it really too much to ask? :twisted:

You are absolutely right; point taken and recorded on page1.
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25 mins thats a lot for an IT professional biggrin

25 seconds is a lot for an IT professional! we work in nano-seconds, speed of light.
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Women : shit shower shave....

Women, Shave ... hope you are referring to other parts of their body and not face.
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Blokes: shit shower and shave and you're ready.

BUT, this is precisely the point of this discussin thread: to educate and improve; you are not born with it; it is learned behaviour, so tell the blokes if you want them to shave their legs too or put make up on or small nice etc... don't just assume and get upset when they go out in dirty jeans; women attract men by looking pretty and smelling nice, whereas men attract women by looking rough and tough and smelly!
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dunno dunno , blokes being blokes it was all over and done with in 3 minutes flat and i didnt hang around for the match. lol

This is mentioned by most women, but realistically, how many guys can, on their first shag of the day, last for 25 minutes? until the woman is aroused? rolleyes
joking aside girls, how often have u told your man what you really want rather than expecting him to be a mind reader? what works on one bird may not always work on another; best directions always come from her, directing his hands.
It is now perfectly clear;
MATERIALS. prefer materials to a good hard shag, by the looks of it. However, i don't think rich men get more shags either, once their Mrs has got her hands on the house!
never too late.
BUT, do reflexologists play with feet becuase deep down they are just perv-feet-suckers?
I take it lack of female response to this means either:
1. they don't really know what they want or
2. they don't want men to know what they want, so that they can slag men off afterwards for being crap or
3. it doesn't matter to anyone!
did you know the use of lipstick originates from wanting to have the oral labia resemble the blood-flushed look of the aroused aroused genital labia; this indicates that the female is sexually ready. :shock:
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Ooh now that's more like it biggrin smackbottom

as good as any, i'd say. Some like it hot, some not. You see, women want variety but not necessarily performance; they aren't machine with on/off buttons and don't come with manuals! men must tell a woman what works rather than what doesn't, emphasize the positive.
not a bad start; if i was writing a book on the subject, i suspect that would be an obvious one to put in.
OK, this is open to all the expert gents too, if they are brave enough to come forward!
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Hey lets turn it round ladies - Don't you reckon the guys should come up with how they THINK they are satisfying us ladies and techniques of how they reckon THEY could improve the position wink
Over to you guys
rolleyes :wink: :wink:

NO NO NO .. this is a serious matter, don't spoil it for all.
Quote by naughtynymphos1
do men really care if we're satisfied? lol :lol:

Of course men care, a satisfied woman will come back for more. :P