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7 Feb 2005

Quote by daveandkelly_uk

OK, sometimes we make plans and have to cancel, like I did yesterday .... but the decent thing is to tell people you can't make it, or at least apologise. I've lost count of the amount of times I've arranged to meet guys dogging and they don't turn up. They don't turn up to private meets either, but I think the rate of dogging timewasters is higher than those of private meets. I don't arrange as many dogging meets as I used to for exactly that reason - I am sick of being messed around.

i totally agree with you there.,...alot of guys make such a fuss about never been able to meet a couple, and when u invite them they just string u along and not even bother to tell you there not coming...its a boring convo i know but its just really annoyed me :x :x with it not been the first time (probs not last neither) that its happend
being one of the minority possibly, i would have given you my mobile number, and asked for yours so I could warn if I would be late or unable to show.
As it stands, the distance would have stopped me replying so all i will say is, dont let the drooping dicks put you off all single guys

7 Feb 2005

Quote by bloke
hi i am a 41 year old male looking to meet a lady aged 47-55, i live in essex and would prefer some one from the essex, london, or kent area.i am married so only interested in a nsa relationship. i am 5"9 tall medium build, i smoke. i am tactile and like to touch and be touched. if your interested get in touch my e-mail is hope to hear from you soon X

mate, you didnt say if your wife knows and approves. If she does thats fine, no doubt she would confirm that to any interested lady from here :thumbup:
on the other hand if she is unaware, what makes you think a honest swinger would be interested in cheating on her with you ?

7 Feb 2005

/me gets a nice soft pillow to place against the wall so FB dont hurt her pretty lil head biggrin

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7 Feb 2005

redface

thought it was too good to be true

7 Feb 2005

and yet another PM

7 Feb 2005

you have PM

7 Feb 2005

Essex man... no
Kent man .... no
london man ... no
a man .. think so
welcome both, have fun here

7 Feb 2005

hey Foxy, its my first time as well, whats say we both hide in the corner together wink

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7 Feb 2005

Quote by KitKat
Hiya Kitty,
Don't you listen to Kristof, there is nothing wrong with a nice androgenous nickname that confuses the crap out of people. :twisted:
Now pull up a cushion, relax, and give your arse a lick.
lhk
kat

lol was that the kit or the kat as spoke? :D

7 Feb 2005

if being happy, confident and sure of yourself means you are a bitch, then I only wantto meet bitches
never been one for tags really tho, your either people I like or poeple I dont, if I dont well p**s off, if I do then lets have a laugh smile

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7 Feb 2005

if you take the time to read the add properly, reply properly and be honest, you get replies.
I have not been a member that long, have been a member longer on a pay site, but I have a better response from here than i do on the pay site.
If you look on the pay sites with massive member lists, half of them have not even been online for over 6 months.
i wont name the pay site, but it sends me a weekly mail of "new matches", usually the same list it sent the week before, and the week before that as well, and some of the new new matches have not been online for over a month
I know which site I prefer

7 Feb 2005

Guys Guys Guys ( sqaid in the manner of that twit from the Grolsch bier adds), see the button at the bottom of the add that says PM, its the 2nd button in , click it, new window and send the mail, PoshnBecks may not pop back for a week, you want your sack getting harder for a week while you wait, hell no. Send the PM, they get an email and you get there a lot sooner
what ya waiting for, send the PM :P

7 Feb 2005

:welcome: to our little corner m8
I know you will have fun here as well biggrin

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7 Feb 2005

hello cumkitty and :welcome:
now how about a bit of info on you, male/female ( a name is misleading) location and age would be a good start
anything else is up to you, but at least we have an idea about you by then smile

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7 Feb 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
We can always start the debate on quantum physics again, if that would help?

Erm no, I still haven`t finished reading up on Kant, Materialism, and Hegel etc, I`ll be screwed if I add that to the mix right now :shock:
Venusxxx
Oh no, not more kant, his phylosophy of the mind, and phylosphy of fine art almost killed me, please please i will try to be a good boy and sleep, just dont bring him back again
OMG its 3:30 and I still cant sleep, 6 hours sleep in 4 days, gotta get these meds changed ffs confused

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7 Feb 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
I havenâ€™t been to any swinging parties as of yet.
But I do find this site interesting in the community it brings together, as well as the laths.
But I think in most peoples eyes the end resolt of this is sex

Interesting sentiment James, for when we first joined we thought that would be the case, but for us it has turned out to be very different to that. The sex is there when we want it, but if I had to swap one for the other, we`d choose the friendships, it has proven to be much more rewarding for us. Luckily, we don`t have to choose, as we prefer both! :twisted:
Venusxxx
Well I joined up initially in a search for friends, yes sex is an important part of my life, but I cant just "shag anyhting that moves" unlike a lot of men. My siggie perhaps says it better, I like to have a laugh, i cant go and be intimate with somebody that doesnt appeal to me on a personality basis. For me, its get to know somebody a bit, see if we can laugh and chat, if somethng more comes of it, then it does, if it doesnt, well i have a new friend .
Somebody once said, a man is not measured by what he has, or what he thinks he has, he is measured by his friends. A man with many friends is richer than a man without friends.
You know, I believe that, I know some ladies, absolute dropdead knockouts, would I shag them and risk losing a friendship because of it, no. A shag is a shag is a shag, a friend is valuable and hard to replace.. Perhaps I am an oddity, but having spent a long time reading threads here, including some well old threads, I would think I am not so much a rarity as i believed. Sure there are the trolls, morons and general losers who show up from time to time, the same as the "4F guys", ( Find,Finger,Fuck<forget for those too young to know it). And yes there are some unmentionables who rear ther putrescant heads occaisonally, but on the whole, I find the members here, polite, friendly and on the whole honest.
Thats why I stayed

7 Feb 2005

Quote by celticq
I liked the idea of a pin originally and would have purchased one but I was hoping it would be something a lot more subtle.
There is no way that I'd be wearing the pin if it the logo lady. I had thought it was going to be something more like just the oval halo design - so that is would not draw any comments at all from people who didn't know what it was.
CQ

i have to agree here, by the time I reach trhe end of the thread I may find the design finalised anyway. but an innocious design that would be recognisable to SH members, without too bright, too femine (being a bloke I dont want to spoil my image as macho man) or too large
EDIT... I was right, it was sorted, but I like the final design anyway, gender neutral, not too flash, but distinctive enough for those in the know, I want one

6 Feb 2005

ermm, I asked my m8's mum, she pleaded the fifth

6 Feb 2005

Quote by freckledbird
OK then I'll be quiet as I can
Won't keep you awake moaning and screaming.
Won't jump off the wardrobe in case you hear.
Will shut the window so's you don't hear me groaning.
Nite honey, sweet dreams
:wink:
Bev
xx

pant pant pnat pnat, leave the window open a bit puhleeeezz

6 Feb 2005

wowww

6 Feb 2005

forgot to add mine

Romantic movie! You probably won't star in a porno anytime soon. You seem to be really into the whole "love" thing...romantic sex with perfumed sheets and candles all over the place. You're probably a hopeless romantic. You value sex and respect your partner too much to do anything like porn. AWWWWWW!

6 Feb 2005

the link is to a silly quiz, good laugh though

6 Feb 2005

rofllmfao

6 Feb 2005

jeepers, what did his folks feed him on when he was a baby, gello and jelly beans?

6 Feb 2005

I had been concidering it, wincing at the thought of that fing in my dick but considering none the less. thank you all for the replies here, helped me make my mind up and it wasnt even my question smile

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I stay hole free :)

6 Feb 2005

your post gives the impression you are a jounalist, is that clear enough

6 Feb 2005

Quote by Tania
Oh but I should not be ill mouthing my employers, should I? :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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soz hun, but it took a few to sink in on me what you wrote heer, and I have to say that the bit I quoted is in somewhat poor taste
personally its what i am, thats why i come here, if people cant accept mme for what I am then f**k em, but i am aware that some people will be "perterbed and disgruntled" I think is a polite term to use, by your comment.
Please consider more wisely in future, and I know anybody can make a cockup, I did it early today myself, jag was kind enough to point out the major screwup I made ( my thanks for not just kicking and banning me )

6 Feb 2005

Quote by BaldEagle
dont spose you have the address for "that tarts house" do you

For God's sake Kristof, it's right there on the map! If you can't find it from that, there's not much anyone can do to help you, is there?
According to Autoroute, it's in Sheffield, Postcode S6 2, not far from Pulse & Cocktails.
( had nothing better to do) lol

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damm, and here is me heading to Essex, oh well turn back again

6 Feb 2005

Quote by Tania
Best source of Viagra is your GP. This kind of medication can affect your circulation so it is best monitored by someone who knows what they are doing. I have a friend who gets his online ( ). It can get quite frustrating for both of us as we can't time our appetites to coincide and he's like 'let's do it now whilst I still can' and I am like 'I am hungry, let's eat some food first'. LOL
Anyway anti-depressants do lower libido and I am inexcusable for making a joke of Viagra without thinking first. Apologies for that. It was not ill meant.

none taken here hun, offence i mean smile

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this site is a great boon to me, keeps me cheerful, keeps me sane/insane whichever wahtever, a great bunch of people and I hope to meet a lot of you in just a few days at the Leicester Munch (quick plugin here wink

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6 Feb 2005

Quote by Song
Oh I came out with medication all right.
Got the spray, anti coagulants, beta blockers and Cholesterol reducing drug too.
Any more pills and I'lll rattle when I walk. lol

ahhh but just think of the extra vibratory effect when with the ladies smile

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