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Over 90 days ago
Gay Female, 46
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Quote by Lost
Mrs Lost here with this one. A stick of rock - well i was on holiday. (bit sharp and painful though)

I've often considered the sugar dummies but never got round to it!!
The handle of an Avon radial hairbrush can be quite satisfactory - so I hear redface lol surprisedops:
Hi NWC smile
Could you do us the same favour as last year and let us know how far the venue is from us - we're going to the races on the Sunday and we'd like to work out how far we'd be travelling and if we'd be too knackered by the time we got back.
If its do-able we'll bring some toilet roll again :)
Quote by mazandden
Hmm, I'm starving and we have some yummy veggies, baked potatoes and corn on the cob, but also a pack of chicken to go with it all- and I really really want the chicken!
The slight problem is the use by date was the 29th, 2 days ago.
I hate the smell of raw meat even if it's fresh so I can't smell it without being sick anyway, so can't do the 'smell test' to see if it's good or bad!
Would you cook and eat it?!!?!
Do i risk a potential sick day tomorrow?! I'm sooo hungry and the veg alone just won't do!It also has to be re-heated when den comes in from the pub....
I fear pizza delivery coming on.....
What did everyone have for dinner tonight??Just to make me more hungry!
m xx

Maz, my dearly beloved is a qualified butcher and I have every confidence that she would have said to bin it too. When they sell chicken it has 2 days on it and that is from super-fresh as she works at one of these country farm/shops where they breed, kill and sell most of their own stuff. Having seen some of the nasties she's had to put on the counter in other places, and assuming that we're talking pre-packed supermarket chicken here, I wouldn't have touched it with a bargepole!!
The one thing to remember with any raw meat is that if you even have to ask yourself the question as to whether or not its fit to eat or not then you've basically answered your own question.
Enjoy your tasty veggies when you get round to them though smile
Anything at all that is 'performed' by Mika - an unfunny parody of nothing funny at all - Abba must be turning in their graves and they're not even dead yet!!!
Quote by buckingfabe
No idea about Amora, never heard of it but just wanted to wave to you both. wave :giggle: kiss

Waving right back at you biggrin :D :D
Quote by Serendipity
I may be going there next weekend lavabubble, if I do, I'll let you know - as for who it's aimed at and the purpose, well I'm going in the hope that it might be interesting, entertaining or I might learn something wink

Oooh please do - I'm just wondering whether or not its worth the money and a trip down that far - I'm just nosey and fancy a look and if its rubbish we'll just go on the Eye again lol lol

Apologies if this has been posted before but I saw an advert for this place in the UK's only lesbian lifestyle mag :shock: and I've never heard of it before.
It calls itself 'The Academy of Sex and Relationships' and as its open till midnight and has an 'Aphrodisiac Lounge' where you can have a cocktail and discuss your sex life with other people who have attended, a boutique, exhibitions etc. I just wonder who its really aimed at and what purpose its meant to serve :confused:
Has anyone been that can shed some light as to whether or not its the load of pap it appears to be??
Maybe its more to do with attraction that you think - for the majority of people, with the exception of the very blunt, we all withold some of the things we'd actually like to say to people.
I know that over time I haven't said things to people as I found them attractive (or had a quasi-respect for them that I later think was based on the fact that I was attracted to them), a sort of crush mentality that meant that I was more keen to agree with them than if I had thought they were unattractive.
I sometimes feel that, especially on sites like this, a percentage of people are less likely to speak their minds lest they should have to meet that person in real life and/or be attracted to them or upset someone that they later might want to play with.
Maybe the way you (and maybe that's the a 'we' as well as I'm sure its not just you that feels like that??) feel is some variation on that - if you are intimidated by someone or have a run in with them online then that sets you partly against them but the thought of having to co-exist with them online/meet them IRL/potentially want to have a play meet with them prevents you from saying anything back but as soon as you realise that you wouldn't entertain them in any sort of way then you feel that you can say whatever you like as it becomes of less consequence??
Just my 2p on the matter - its late and I've had too much chocolate so if this is a load of c**p please excuse me lol
We had mini flooding - the rain managed to overcome the window seals and partially flood our living room whilst we were at work sad , we're just waiting to see if it lifts the laminate now, think we might have just caught it in time.
Apparently it was supposed to rain again today but its all blue skies so far - hope it stays that way!!
Quote by firelizard

What happened, did Alan Sugar do a pole dancing routine?
:giggle:

you have just put a very disturbing image into my mind.... :crazy:
I quite fancy Alan Sugar.......is that very wrong :undecided:
Is it more or less wrong than fancying Gordon Ramsay (and I'm a lesbian lol)
It's that bad here that a bridge has collapsed this afternoon near our house - gotta love this weather and its still raining like buggery now!!
Can I hear someone faintly humming "You lighten my senses" biggrin :D :D
Hermit, in a more serious answer to your question (and because I've hijacked), there's La Chambre, a club in Attercliffe which I think opens Sundays but apart from that just some nice pubs to spend the aft outside smile
Quote by Freckledbird
I will be stranded in Sheffield on sunday (24th June) afternoon with no place to go & nothing to do.
Has anyone got any ideas or suggestions for somehwere to go/someone to meet up with to help me pass the time more pleasurably?
Mike

The Botanical Gardens are lovely.
Definitely better than the Winter Gardens are, that's for sure!
I blame deancannock for hiding every single thing I have looked for today which wasn't where I left it after the last time I had it and making today thoroughly 'one of those days'.
I also blame him for the fact that my secretary decided to go out in hotpants and leggings after work today and making me lie to her that she looked nice as I couldn't bear to upset her by saying she looked like Steptoe!!
Quote by louise_and_joe
3) I love to play bingo redface

Blantant hijack alert:
I too, looooooove bingo (and have even gone as far as playing online surprisedops: )
My 5
1) I tried learning the French Horn when I was at school - think Sonia in Eastenders lol
2)I too have been knocked down - me by a Coca Cola delivery van about 4 years ago!!
3) I am deeply in love with Daniel Craig despite my sexual orientation :twisted: (and yes, the missus knows :shock: )
4) I went to see Casino Royale 6 times at the cinema - including the first and only time I've ever been to the cinema alone. The last time was on the missus's birthday and it was her idea - I really do love her biggrin
5) I once met Floella Benjamin - lucky me eh!!
We were chatting in a room for about 4 months before half of them realised we were a lesbian couple - it would've been funny if we hadn't felt like we were getting to know people (and I didn't think our strap on was that realistic lol )
We asked about getting two pink crosses last year and were informed by admin that its going to be one of the features of the new chatroom when its up and running fully so we're just waiting for that smile
Quote by Kiss
...she never was very good with a power drill or plumbing etc. lol

See they're the only thing kinds of things we need a man for - we're far too busy listening to our KD Lang cd's and watching Ellen's chat show to plug the drill in :lol: :P
Just wanted to mention that I was glad that my post made some sense, it was late and the thought process was a little fuzzy lol !!
Quote by well_busty_babe
this may be me being a little bit insensitive, but i dont mean to be. but feel free to not ansew if you dont want to.
with the "stone" femme and butch thing, does the butch get any PHYSICAL pleasure? i know that obviously you get the emotional pleasure and the close feeling, but if the femme does not touch you in a sexual way, how do you get sexual satisfaction? i really am interested in this, i have been googling and everything.
from what i have read now ( but i may be not understanding i guess) the stone fem is going to be getting sexual pleasure and seems to be getting a whale of a time lol.
is it because the emotional feeling of giving is more important than the sexual satisfaction for a stone butch? and for the stone fem, is it a feeling that they are atracted to the person, but are not atracted to females? if that makes sense!
i know what i am trying to ask, but it is not coming across well in words.

It's a difficult thing to explain WBB, and to be honest unless you look at American sites you are not likely to find a lot of info about stone behaviour as its not really discussed on UK boards and the communities are not as prominent here.
The way I see it is that stone behaviour is powered by psychological feeling. It can be women who have issues with their image, their sexuality, their gender assignment or its just what does it for them - i.e. who they are. The way I then see it is that as it exists as a state of mind then the body doesn't need the sexual gratification it would ordinarily need/seek if someone was in a reciprocal sexual relationship.
The perception I have is that a lot of (stone)butch/(stone)femme relationships do mimic traditional gender roles, an ex of mine (a high femme) got involved with a butch as close to the dictionary definition of stone as I've ever met. As my ex had been in a lot of nasty relationships she basically wanted someone to protect her (and was quite open about it after a few weeks of us being together)- I wanted an equal and she wanted to be looked after in a way that I couldn't deal with - I didn't want the 'little lady at home with the tea ready' thing, but as far as I know she's still happy with the other woman now.
Its a bizarre thing really, and I'm well aware that it would come across that the stonefemme really wants to be living with a man even though that isn't the case. The gender of their partner is still important.
I suppose its the bit of a lot of lesbian relationships that is 'missing' if you like. Lesbians in my experience tend to have interdependent relationships - i.e. we both go downstairs if we think there's a burglar wink whereas the butch (stone or otherwise) generally perceives theselves as the protector of the femme.
I am going to stop now as I don't know if this is still on track or if I'm rambling!!!
Quote by triker69uk
........some of the reason must be the aversion to the male member ( this is my mindset so please dont take it wrongly).......

Just had to pick up on this comment in particular really. If we are talking about 'real' lesbians (I hate that term btw but its too late to think of a better one for it) its nothing to do with aversion to cock at all. Its to do with being attracted to women.
I know that might seem like a really obvious statement to most but I'm not a lesbian because I don't like cock, its an important distinction to make as far as I'm concerned. Its just a non-attraction if you see what I mean.
The other thing to consider that its then just an aversion to a phallus attached to a man. When we use our strap on I know that its Em on the other end of it whatever we are doing at the time. The sex is about us, not the dildo, not about our sexuality as such or the sexual politics of what we do, its just about the people involved and the physical sensation.
As Kiss has pointed out as well though, in using a strap on there are certain dynamics that can come into play depending on your relationship with whoever you are having sex with. The butch/femme siutation and its derivatives are the biggest one but it can permeate down as far as simple things like role play and fantasy, really disposable situations that have no impact on the everyday-ness of a relationship but appear to the outside to have some serious meaning or bearing if you start to critically analyze the toys being used.
It is fair to say that most lesbians I know and have known only use the plain unveined dildos, mainly one of the lesbian targeted silicone ones. This is because its not meant to replace or replicate a real cock, just to be of a suitable shape for the purpose for which it is intended - not withstanding the fact that they can look really pretty cool
I actually took part in some market research for someone who was wanting to launch a dildo onto the market specifically marketed for filling with sperm for self-inseminations - the dynamics of that would be a real melonbender for a lot of lesbians, I think thats why it never really took off :shock: wink .
I hope some of this makes sense - it is Friday and it is late :wink:
(and Kiss, how could you not mention the diesel dykes :inlove: :twisted: :twisted:, they know all the good truck stops lol )
Quote by Darkfire
straight in at number 1 ...
fem:fem strap-on fun :lol2:

I can assure you that its all its made out to be :twisted: biggrin
Can we put our names down for this please?? Any reason to cross the Pennines and get to Manc biggrin
I had a massive deadline at work that was running Oct-end of Feb so we're only just getting back to having a semi-normal life!! Then I've had toothache constantly for the last 2 weeks so its been a bit hectic. Em is fine, just working hard as always and putting up with me for her sins lol
and, btw, if going AWOL gets a spanking, I think we might have to go missing for a bit longer :P
ETA: sorry for the hijack but earthy has a point - get ya sweet cheeks back up there :twisted:
Nah, I think cunning vixen suits you better lol
Although I bet you'd look quite dapper in a mans shirt with a cigar :twisted:
ello you kiss
Dark, I can just see you like Hannibal in the A-Team - "I love it when a plan comes together!" lol