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little__gem

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5 Mar 2011

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Milk sprayer! Pffft! lol

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I asked for that kind of response, really, didn't I? Oh well, guess I'll search engine it then...
Oh yes yes yes! ;)

5 Mar 2011

It's OK Tweeks... we have a 10 second rule on pie drops in Manchester. It reduces to 5 second rule for chips and 3 second rule for anything with gravy or curry sauce on.
Just thought that might help.
And the tennis thing has got to have been a themed night, surely? Mind, if it was in Bristol... dunno

dunno

:uhoh:

bolt

5 Mar 2011

Ah, Cool! Thanks for the encouragement! smile

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And, really that is the debate to be had. Does making breast milk ice cream with donors being paid for their excess milk take away from needy babies in the special care units who so desperately need it, or to satisfy a curious whimsy in an icepopscicle shaped delight?
I'm not sure I could sell it if I knew tiny desperate babies were going hungry while I was writing my name up walls and sneaking it in Nellie's drinks to see if he noticed the difference. Puts a bit of a different light on it and makes me think if I would donate.
What do the special baby units use the milk for?

4 Mar 2011

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You make it sound deliciously fetishy!
Nah, I'll keep it for highdays and holidays now you've made it sound all special, Fluffy Stuff! ;)
Although now I am contemplating sticking my head out of the window of a car, a bit like a jowelly dog... a bulldog type with the hangy down face cheeks... and see if the flapping makes the needle pixies think differently about attacking in future.
I think I may have come up with a cunning plan there, oh yes!
kiss

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LG. x

4 Mar 2011

Ahh, Gary Numan, I do believe I know someone else going to that gig! lol

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In that case you might like a club called Alter Ego on Princess Street (formerly called Mutz Nutz on some websites that haven't updated) which does a mixed rock and pop night. It's basically a club in a basement split into two rooms; one plays rock, indie and alternative and the other pop, cheesetastics and dance. Good night out and some really good mash up music. They rotate the DJ's and themes there so it'd be worth checking what was on before going to make sure you're not paying for a rock night and then get happy house! :lol:
There will possibly be some burlesque or underground kind of show at Club Lash (an S&M / fetish themed private club - deffinately read about this before you try to attend... there are rules!) :lol: obviously depending on the dates/length of your stay and your interests, of course.
Just a bit further down from the gay village is an indie & alternative club called 5th Avenue with a bar above it and a pub next to it which also cater the indie/alternative/rock crowd (and a whole bunch of students too ususally!).
I'll stop now before I start sounding like a travel agent! :giggle: Or like I love Manchester just that little bit too much!

2 Mar 2011

Goodness help people if I ever have breast milk to spare... I'd be sneaking it in coffee, tea, puddings and all sorts!
Can you draw your name on a wall in breast milk do you think? lol

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redface

OK, I'll leave the thread now... :uhoh:
:lol: LG. x x x

2 Mar 2011

I used to run socials in the gay village and have been to a good fair few run by other people too. People will make you welcome as long as you're chilled out and open minded. smile

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It's a great night out and lots of fun as long as you stay away from the really gay bars where people don't want to be surrounded by mixed company... like The Rembrant (gay men only) or Vanilla or Coyotes (Lesbians and friends of). Pubs/bars that would be cool with you and mixed company are plentiful, so you really won't feel like you're missing out.
The ones I'd recommend would be Vue (formerly PragueV on some websites that haven't been updated yet!), Churchills, The New Union, BaaBaa. If you like T-girls then Napoleon's bar is the place to go. For eating out Taurus, Velvet or Villagio are great value for money in my opinion and offer different cuisine depending on tastes, there is also a kebab shop or four for late night pie dropping and snacking! lol

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Other advice for you is to not wear sports wear of any sort, a fashionable T/shirt, very smart clean jeans or trousers with shoes would be the way to you being let in anywhere without too much of a challenge because there will be bouncers on nearly every door to keep people safe and having a good night.
Hope you have a great visit.
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LG. x x x

2 Mar 2011

Quote by Funlovers2009
Fankoo for the advice little gem, ya a little feckin star!!!

I keep telling people this, but no-one seems to believe me.
Shocking aint it! lol

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So, how are the pincushion tootsies? I got pins&needles in my face today, do you think I should be worried?

1 Mar 2011

More lines in that now than National Rail System. rolleyes

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*tuts*

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The best thing for pins and needles is going to be to slap your foot, wiggle it around (think hokey cokey type; left foot in, left foot out type movements) and make lots of
OOOooo OOOooo OOOooo
noises while you're hopping about. It'll ward off the pin demons and keep the needle pixies at bay for a few minutes thus allowing the blood to happily flow back in a (semi) pain free way. smile

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Happy to help.
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LG. x x x ;)

1 Mar 2011

Too true on that one Dawnie! Mingerino muldoons come in all sorts of shapes & sizes. Oh I could tell you some stories from back in the day. :uhoh:
*feels a bit queesy*
What put's me off...
Fussy people with lists! lol

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;) :giggle: smile

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Ok, OK, I'm joking around. :lol: But I have been thinking about this, not only here but you know in real life when you meet someone new, like at work or a friend's new beau and there is just something but you don't know what. That gut feeling with no reason.
I'm finding it really hard to say what makes me feel that "not with someone else's barge pole in a million years of Sunday afternoons" feeling and I can't get past Ben's ... "some people just creep me out"... comment because it can be so true! :lol:
We were also considering toying with our profile text but we weren't sure what we'd write that summed up things better than the couple of sentences we have nailed to our mast already! Plus, we kinda stopped actively looking when we realised that the best oportunities presented themselves when we weren't really looking, if that makes sense?
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LG. x x x

27 Feb 2011

There is sometimes the thing where all of our niche boxes are ticked and there is just that pit of the tummy feeling there isn't something quite right, something that just doesn't add up, or from the photos it's just not quite clicking.
We'd do social meets first anyway, so I suppose most of the alarm bells can be silenced or ring louder when the people are infront of you.

27 Feb 2011

:scared:
Although the story afterwards will probably make me roar with laughter, which makes me feel a little bit guilty for taking a small amount of pleasure from the misfortunes of others. :uhoh:
On the other hand, he might turn out to be a salon style waxing expert!

27 Feb 2011

Dislike.
Didn't like the place and not keen on the series either, although I'm glad I went once just to say I've been but not a place I'd book to go back to nor a programme I'd go out of my way to watch.
There's always one, and it's usually me! lol

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LG. x x x

27 Feb 2011

Dear Mrs Tweeks...
having tried a couple of times (OK read quite a bloddy few times because I'm a cheepskate) to wax my own legs with various different products; hot wax, ready strip things, cold wax, rollyroller things... etc... and never actually ended up with anything other than a disasterously sore sticky and still hairy leg, the thought of doing the same thing to my foofoo fills me with dread. I emplore you to go to a professional! Or take some tips from the old thread about how to shave your nads. (anyone care to find the link for me? I'm feeling really lazy after nearly laughing up a lung at celebrity juice!)
Yours,

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x x x

20 Feb 2011

Hi and welcome to the site. *waves*
:welcome:

14 Feb 2011

I'll happily sit and watch you iron SinSi while nestled into Nola's cleavage.

14 Feb 2011

Hell in a handbasket - Stan Ridgeway
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14 Feb 2011

Surely one has heard of the saying (or rather the put down/slight/retort)...
" You're so far up your own arse you can see what you had for breakfast"
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Timing, try the middle of the night? In the middle of a cheese and whine party? How about when someone has been sent out to collect a long stand from the warehouse?
;)
Yeah, yeah, I'm too young for jokes like the long stand. Blah.
*blows raspberry and skulks off to bump some threads*
:rascal: Hahahahaha :lol: LG. x x x

14 Feb 2011

Ahhh! Thanks Payne! I'd call them biker boots, or Mock Docs! lol

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When I put tramp boots into the search engine it came up with dozens of photos of fancy dress style boots; toeless, ragedy and er... trampy. :lol:
I had a quick squizz at Minx's DM's too. :rascal:
Sometimes I think I really do need to not be practical with my footwear, but then I'd hardly ever wear anything that wasn't comfy. confused

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14 Feb 2011

Ewwwww Cubes, don't mention evil biscuits like that one! Everyone knows McVities Rich Tea is where the biscuit world is at! lol

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Anyway, back on topic...
I remember the ones who count. smile

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4 Feb 2011

Ugg boots... nope,never even tried a pair on because I don't think they'd look good on me, at all. Makes me cringe when I see young kids wearing the fake ones and they're walking on the side of their boots with their ankles twisted slightly and no support. But then, I could argue the evilness of walking in Stilettos too! lol

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I want to know what "tramp boots" are? Payne mentioned them and I've no idea.
I suppose I'll happily stick with my 's AirWare soles... now that is comfort!

4 Feb 2011

Logged in here in the middle of the day. smile

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The rest of the things I've just been thinking about rather than actually getting on and doing, which is something I really do need to change.

23 Dec 2010

I think I need a PHD to read that amount of acronyms and digest them into some resemblence of memorable rhyme.... you know like 'Naughty Elephants Squirt Water' for the points of the compass?! lol

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Thanks for sharing.
When I have spare year on my hands I might bother reading more than four! ;) :lol: Hehe, I'm only kidding. I'm a simple and delicate creature you know. smile

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*polishes halo*
What I'd like to know is, do all of these abreviations and using codes ever really get used? Some have cross overs like CBT, I think of cognitive behaviour therapy.... which is rather different to the alternative cock & ball torture! At least one would hope it was!
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LG. x

19 Dec 2010

I regret making the effort to do my hair and look extra especially nice this year.
I've only ever been on one or two nights out with my own team, I usually gatecrash the one with my friends or at least people I like and want to sit down to eat with. My team are uncouth and aggressive drunks. Not fun.

11 Dec 2010

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK! :D
:happy: :love: :happy: :love: :happy: :love: :happy:
:rose: Congratulations! :rose:
I'm still grinning about this! kiss

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I'm seriously soooo chuffed for you both I could burst with excitment! smile

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Quote by cubes
No need to worry there Neil, I suspect Gem has already level-set her expectations.

Indeed I have cubes and he is under no illusion that the bar is set high! lol

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He may need some help and it wouldn't surprise me to come on here one day and find a thread asking for inspiration! As long as he doesn't choose the one that says... tie the ring to your nuts and dangle it in her face first thing in the morning... I should imagine it'll go well! ;) :lol:
Cocoa, will you tell Marms to have a word in Neil's ear about romance please?

11 Dec 2010

It's in the pipeline! lol

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Ok, I'm sorry, I'm feeling a little surreal today.
*hangs head in shame*

11 Dec 2010

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Sorry, I find this kind of thread hilarious! lol

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Quote by Sara2010
perhaps she doesnt hate sex but just gone off sex with you

:scared: Ouch! But so very true that one can 'go off' sex.
:lol: LG.

27 Nov 2010

Sticky Vicky was still there when my ex and I had the misfortune of holidaying in Benidorm one summer around 7/8years ago, still opening beer with her fan, still popping ping pong balls at unsuspecting customers and pulling other unsavory items out of it. confused

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Makes me feel a little nauseus.
Ben... do you get to choose the cigar tube or not?
I reckon a cigar tube would be a walk in the park. Female solidarity. smile

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Sorry Ben. :therethere: Nevermind. What happens to you when you loose?

27 Nov 2010

You say this like the end of religious organisations would be bad thing?
I'm not sure what would or could fill the power vacuum behind it as it went, and it could well be a case for better the devil you know, if you'll pardon the pun! smile

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We're lucky in the UK that we have access to lots and lots of information on a daily basis to enable us to make choices, for the good or for the bad depending on personal interpretations. I know that I am more than capable of taking the bits that I want and leaving the bits that I don't. If that means I'm not a true follower, then so be it, I can live with my choices.
What I find it hard to live with sometimes is the waffle some are fed in the name of religion (and believe) to elevate someone else to position of 'power and might' which their views, in my opinion, don't warrant the paper their written on or the air they've taken up. But, that is the thing with religion, it relies a lot on faith and trust. Followers and leaders, etc.
Anyway, all these things aside, I do think it is a step forward for Catholic doctrine.
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LG. x

27 Nov 2010

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