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lucyslovely
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Quote by VenusnMars
Is this a private party or can anyone join in? dunno
Venusxxx

Venus - you can join in anytime :grin:
I passed a comment on a previous thread .... have a look at http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/33009.html
Bob - Mal is full of good advice lol and i will have a look at your profile later.
Lucy kiss
Awwwwww, does this mean I have to let this one live?! sad wink
Venusxxx
I'll let you dispense further advice Venus :grin:
Tho I would have to say that Bob's signature profile 'needs improvement'
Lucy :kiss:
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lucyslovely
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Quote by VenusnMars
Is this a private party or can anyone join in? dunno
Venusxxx

Venus - you can join in anytime :grin:
I passed a comment on a previous thread .... have a look at http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/33009.html
Bob - Mal is full of good advice lol and i will have a look at your profile later.
Lucy kiss
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lucyslovely
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Quote by mal609
Don't fret Lucy - he very kindly DID reply by PM, which I have answered. you see, he's reliable!!
Mal
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oooooooooooo I'm impressed lol and it takes a lot to impress me :grin: :grin:
Lucy kiss
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lucyslovely
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Am flabbergasted Mal ! :undecided:
You replied to his ad within 4 minutes and you've still not had a reply :doh: I can't understand him not being interested in you dunno you've got such a lovely pert ass and he did say he was interested in people of all shapes and sizes and would try anything once
Lucy kiss
:grin: :grin:
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lucyslovely
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Quote by vodka_babe22uk

oh god hes off on one again
oi eagerslut dont forget what us gurls have planned for you if you dont behave
you just cant take him anywhere these days
voddy xxxxx

Course you can Voddy lol .......................... you just have to take him back a second time to apologise :grin: :grin:
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lucyslovely
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Quote by aka loco
I have only joined in the last few months and posted a beginner question.
I have a sensible reply to it although further replies went off at a tangent and effectively hijacked my question. I would appreciate only sensible replies to my next question which is:
Although I understand ther is a variety of people visiting this site who require anything from just a friendly chat through a spectrum to at the other end, rampant sex, why do people who quite clearly only want sex, ask questions like how big is your weapon, how tall are you, slim are you, overweight are you etc.
Surely if there are people like me who only want sex,and is prepared to make the experience good for the partner why ask all these questions.
My punch line is, if there are any ladies out there who agree with me and are female, any race,age build or colour and live within 50 miles of Heathrow, then send me a PM.
Otherwise, comments would be welcome

are you really saying your not intererested in the person 'just the hole' :shock:
I have the solution for Douglas :idea: Buy a copy of his local evening paper ..... go to the personal ads page .... look under the column headed "Escorts" .......... he could then have "a female, any race,age build or colour and live within 50 miles of Heathrow ... who only want sex ........ " :grin:
Quote by penfolds06
having just sat here reading all the posts im left thinking 2 thoughts....... A...is this his way of getting laid?? telling ppl basically he will shag anything with a pulse? or B.. is this guy for real??
yeah im also a relative new comer to this site and to the whole swinging scene but i thing i speak for the majority of men when i say i do need to be attracted to a woman before sleeping with her.. if its her mind her face or her body isnt important but i fail to understand how anyone can sleep with someone they are not in the slightest bit attracted to??
one word of advice douglas.... i would hate to hazard a guess at the ratio of men to women on this site prob 10-1 at least but i would suggest by this thread you have not helped you chances of meeting any off them
maybe im wrong and have read this the wrong way if so i apologise
just my personal opinion and not meant to be bitchy in anyway

I've just checked the ads :small-print: .... the odds are 66:1 ..... great if you're female :grin: and looking .... not so good if you're a single bloke.
Thank you penfolds ... it is good to know there are guys like you that want to be with a woman because they are attracted in some way to them and not because that woman is there for your own self gratification.
There is of course something else that has to be taken into consideration and that is ones own personal safety rolleyes .... obviously the "Douglas's" of this world wouldn't give something like that another thought!
I need to sure that I will get home safely :doh:
That's my ranting over for this morning LOL
Lucy kiss
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lucyslovely
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Lusty - can you put up a list of those going please ?
If its going to cost the same price for a single as a couple ( ) ...... then I want to see if there are any single guys going that might like to go in as a couple - save some money lol
Lucy kiss
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lucyslovely
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:welcome: home Will wave its lovely to see you back online :high-smile:
I reckon you'll need at least 3 weeks online between now and 8am in the morning :crazy: - just to catch up reading :small-print: :small-print: all the threads rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
As to whats been happening :doh: .... lots of 69position :boxing: :censored: :rotflmao: kiss :grin: hump :sleeping: :sparring: :cheers: coffee duel :gagged: :kick: :moon: passionkiss smackbottom :upset: :wanker: whip poke bolt :fuckinghell: drinkies
Well .......... you did ask !!!!
Lucy :kiss:
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lucyslovely
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Quote by Calista
Finally there’s the name and shame list. These are the people who haven’t even started by sending their weights in: tigersgobounce69, se7endriver, lucyslovely, JGL, jah_2uk, dazandlou (lou), and Calista. I will assume if you don’t write to me that you’re not going to start. Please EVERYONE, pm them with words of encouragement. I will delete you if nothing heard this week. kiss :kiss:

Please don't pm me with words of encouragement. I've had the flu, a bereavement and a shedload of crap this last week I don't need this too.
I will start but it pointless this week sad because I'm a) hardly eating anyway and b) comfort food when I am :(
C x
I've been off work since christmas with Bronchitis - and still can't shift it properly despite taking 2 lots of antibiotics and steroids ! :cry:
Am a bit like Calista at the moment in my eating habits confused
AND ...................... I need to get out and buy some scales rolleyes
Lucy :kiss:
not sure what i weigh .... but need to lose around 4st :cry: :cry: :cry:
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lucyslovely
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Brilliant Ad rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Do you work in marketing lol
Hhope you find someone after a very good bargain ! :grin:
Lucy kiss
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lucyslovely
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Quote by Eagerslut9

I'm not in the frame 'cos I haven't got a face pic. sad

oooooooooooooo Libra - I can supply you with a face pic ..... and 1 or 2 others lol .......... of Eager :rascal: :grin::rascal: :grin::rascal: :grin:
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lucyslovely
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Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
mrs naughty is a bit bossey as we found out at the wigan munch

Ooooh, so I am bossy, am I? For that you will get a smackbottom and another :smackbottom: for good measure!
Would you like to borrow my whip as well Mrs Naughty :rascal:
Lucy kiss
Yes please, can I really borrow your :whip: and can I borrow you as well, Lucy? There are two of them :twisted: Whoopie, this is now starting to sound like fun!
anytime Mrs Naughty :rascal:
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lucyslovely
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Quote by MikeNorth
... A&E was a cheap and nasty little dump, just awful.

I just wanted to point out to readers that A&E does not stand for Accident & Emergency....although... hang on, there was one...so maybe it does. :cry:
Mike.
Errrrrrrrrrrrr Mike ...... after the last NW Munch I ended up at A & E (Hope Hospital) with Ginger Jo after she missed her footing on the stairs at A & E (Adam & Eves).
I get to all the best places :grin: lol who else has spent 3-4 hrs in the Accident & Emergency department on a Saturday Nite instead of having fun in a swingers club dunno ..........
it was a good laugh tho rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Lucy kiss
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lucyslovely
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Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
mrs naughty is a bit bossey as we found out at the wigan munch

Ooooh, so I am bossy, am I? For that you will get a smackbottom and another :smackbottom: for good measure!
Would you like to borrow my whip as well Mrs Naughty :rascal:
Lucy kiss
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lucyslovely
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Can I join now pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ????????
I really have got to do something about my excess weight confused
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lucyslovely
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oooooooooooooo KcKat I realy should get round to sending you the pics from the party.!
Have a lovely one of Eager in his cerise pink thong :rascal:
Happy New Year :cheers:
Lucy kiss
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lucyslovely
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I'm also at home .... bronchitis and a viral infection do not make for an evening of alcohol ... and like MQ i have my son at home - with tonsilitus and severe earache. So Im sat in my nice warm comfy bed - with a glass of non-alcoholic beverage rolleyes
But things can only get better :rascal:
Happy New Year to everyone drinkies
Lucy kiss
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lucyslovely
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Happy New year everyone lol
:cheers: drinkies (only mine are all non-alcoholic drinks till I'm better rolleyes )
Lucy kiss
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lucyslovely
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The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven.
At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven." Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.
God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented motorcycles, eh ?" Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me...." God commented: "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution, and can't run without a road?!"
Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman ?" God said, "Ah, yes."
"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention:
1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion;
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much;
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;
5. And the maintenance costs are outrageous !"
"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on." God went to his celestial super-computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer then printed out a slip of paper.
"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours".
:grin: :grin:
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lucyslovely
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Oooooooooooooooooooooo ..... another willing volunteer for you Blue :grin: :grin:
BLUEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee .......where are you ??????????
I think you need to start a club Blue ........ Strap-on Training for those in need !! :rascal: :rascal:
Lucy kiss
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lucyslovely
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Quote by bluexxx
Lucyslovely... consider yourself invited lol :lol: :lol:

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
oooooooo Judy ..... I'll be able to show you the piccies I took of you at Satin's party :rascal:
Lucy kiss
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