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lyns
3 weeks ago
Bi-curious Female, 44
Bi-curious Male, 48
0 miles · Bristol

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Quote by anais
I heard about this on a boys night out and got the then G/F (who wa a kinky so and so) to try it - pop up half an Alka Seltza ! She said the fizzing and frothing was amazing, and no complaint of a headache either !!

For fear of sounding stupid rolleyes , pop it where excatly confused: :shock: lol
Ive heard this one before... the guy puts it on his tongue too and the fizz pop bang makes ya errmmm smile! confused confused confused
wink

Thanks kiss thats kind of what I thought but just wanted to check lol
ok so mine is a strange one but im almost sick if anyone puts a finger between my big toe and the one next to it :shock:.
Oh and I can`t dry a wooden spoon the feeling of it and the sound makes me cringe :shock: even writing about it is making me cringe.
Quote by girthy
I heard about this on a boys night out and got the then G/F (who wa a kinky so and so) to try it - pop up half an Alka Seltza ! She said the fizzing and frothing was amazing, and no complaint of a headache either !!

For fear of sounding stupid rolleyes , pop it where excatly confused: :shock: lol
Quote by linrob
were do swingers take there pcs to be fix we live in the wolverhampton

Sorry to pinch your post for selfish reasons but........ my comp needs looking at anyone know anywhere in the Bristol area I can take it?
lyns x
Quote by Stormwalker
I have donned two pairs of pants just in case the person who fancies the first pair off me is a bit of a moose.
:evil2:

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
lmao@ stormwalker.
Quote by Silk and Big G
Swim out for a "hour at a time" what is she doing playing them at chess afterwards !! ?

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
lmao lol
I would agree with you NWC. I would find it easy (ish) to tell someone I fancied the pants off them if we started to chat in a social/ chat room setting but I would never contact them I would just hope that they would come to me first, with me it is a confidence issue, possibly the fear of rejection.
So im really sorry NWC I can`t be of any help to you as I seem to be in the same boat. lol .
Taking notes on any "helpful" answers tho. :notes:
lol lol
I don`t understand why if we live in a "metric" world, on the motorway the distances are put in yards??.
my all time fave film is this one, no particular fave bit just love it all.

I also just love this film, especially this scene

Lyns x
I always wanted to be a doctor speciaising in babies and children, but then decided I wanted to be a paramedic. Off I trotted to college to do a course which would help me on my way, but........ then decided I didn`t want to do that after all and ended up working with make up.
Now im just waiting till my little ones are a bit older so I can go to uni and train to be a midwife. lol
Quote by s_wales_cpl
left school to...Take That - Pray

I loved take that :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:
Im starving, could eat a bacon buttie with a fried egg (with a runny yolk of course) and loads of hp brown sauce, if only I could be arsed to make it :lol2:
When I was born (march 82) the No 1 single was The lion Sleeps tonight (tight fit)
When I left school (may 98) the No 1 single was Under the bridge/Lady marmalade (All Saints)
What was No1 when you were born and when you left school?
Quote by Bonedigger
I love kissing; from brushing my lips over a nose to deep passionate ones. I love breathing in the scent of a woman as I do so. It is so varied too. Mmmmm, parting the hair from the shoulder from behind and kissing from the shoulder to the back of the neck. Wow!

OMG thats done it for me........I'm all goosebumpy now :inlove:
Me to just came over all a quivery(is that even a word or did i just make it up?) passionkiss
Quote by keeno
After watching Malcom and Barbara loves farewell last night i am terrified of me or one of my loved ones getting altzimers(sp?). :cry:

Its a terrible condition. It must be so much better to have altzimers than to look after a loved one with it. At least if it is you, you wouldn't know.
I agree.
I don`t know if you watched it but it was horrible to watch, she loved him so much and had to watch him slowly die for 15 years, I ended up blubbing like a baby while watching it. :cry:
After watching Malcom and Barbara loves farewell last night i am terrified of me or one of my loved ones getting altzimers(sp?). :cry:
Quote by cu3b4ll
Talking about us all being taken in...
We have a collection every week of unwanted clothing brick a brack etc and someone took it on themselves to track what happened to all the stuff being collected.. Well, it turns out it all goes straight to poland and the like into shops with New tags etc..
Bloody thieves!!
Mike x

That could have more to do with the corruption of the countries that items are going to, rather than the actual charity trying to get stuff to the 'people'.
It is bluddy awful!! :shock:
Sorry to disappoint you Missy but Mike's talking about those companies who mislead people into thinking they're a charity. Their flyers go on about providing clothing for Eastern European countries, and creating jobs sorting and transporting the stuff etc, when in actual fact they take your stuff and ship it abroad to sell at a profit. A number of them have been warned about their wording by Trading Standards in the past.
Yep we also get the leaflet through the door every week for the bric a brac, clothing etc collection, in tiny little letters (so tiny you would be hard pushed to see them) it does state that they are not a charity.
I was well annoyed the other evening, right on tea time I get a knock on the door and there stood before me is a young girl with a clip board name badge and everything wanting me to sign up to a direct debit every month for breast cancer care. Whilst I have no objection to giving to charity ( I completed the race for life again this year), I do not want to be hounded on my own door step. When I told the girl I did not wish to sign up she replied with "what not even for breast cancer care". She made me so cross mad , where I live most people struggle to feed and clothe their kids without being made to feel bad for not wanting to commit to giving to charity once a month!
Ok rant over lol
Quote by jaymar
Hi stockinglegs and welcome! lol
I don't actually have any physical fears so to speak, my fears are all emotional type fears ie., my main one is my fear of losing people I love. This may sound strange but my first marriage broke down by the person I loved so much walking out on me and for that reason I have battled for years in my second marriage to finally trust that this won't happen again. It's been an emotional struggle but I've got there.
I constantly fear for people's wellbeing, so that's why I'm saying my fears are all emotional. Christ I'm a thinker! lol

Totally agree with you on this, im not really scared of much physically but emotionally i fear alot, especially dying and leaving my kids behind!!!. kiss
Thanks biggrin and 1 for u kiss
scrambled egg in a whitr roll with loads of brown sauce! yum
I served Colin Jackson (some sort of athlete) on my till whilst working in boots.
Having the same prob as you laff, its taken me ages to get into the forum and I also had the "could not config blah blah blah" message last week when I couldn`t get into SH at all :shock: .
Lyns x
I to am looking forward to my wedding next year. Actually im so excited, I ordered my dress last week. :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled:
Mine starts school on the 10th of sept, I can`t wait till I don`t have to listen to "how long is it till I go to big school" every single morning!!!.
Quote by jaymar
Hi stockinglegs and welcome! lol
I don't actually have any physical fears so to speak, my fears are all emotional type fears ie., my main one is my fear of losing people I love. This may sound strange but my first marriage broke down by the person I loved so much walking out on me and for that reason I have battled for years in my second marriage to finally trust that this won't happen again. It's been an emotional struggle but I've got there.
I constantly fear for people's wellbeing, so that's why I'm saying my fears are all emotional. Christ I'm a thinker! lol

Totally agree with you on this, im not really scared of much physically but emotionally i fear alot, especially dying and leaving my kids behind!!!.
Quote by Catcorb
Their was a young lady from Dunheath
That pulled foreskins back with her teeth
It wasn't for money
Or anything funny
It was just for the cheese underneath.
Sorry redface

:shock: :gagged: gross!!! lol
I get very affectionate, love everyone, chat bollox to whoever will listen oooooh and get very horny
Im not scared of hights but im scared of falling!!!.
When I was a kid my big sister made me watch childs play and i had a dolly that resembled chucky ended up terrified of that doll lol
I don`t think I have done anything particulary strange for my little ones but call me brave, stupid, crazy etc I had a birthday party for my 4 year old on sun. 10 kids running around my garden all afternoon, it was enough to drive me to the vodka i tell you! !
I am so crap at decluttering, I just end up moving it around from room to room. Im a fool to myself as i`ve moved 5 times in 2years and moved it all around with me. Mr Lyns is just as bad though he constantly wants to keep stuff "in case it comes in handy for something" rolleyes . I am trying to get better though. If it hasn`t been used in 6months bin it, If it hasn`t been worn in 1 yr bin it. Im trying lol