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mancunian
2 weeks ago
Straight Male, 61
0 miles · North Yorkshire

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I'd be embarrased by admitting I watched friends and glee, not the fact I'd just got out of bed.
Thank goodness for my supplier. They regulary check my meter and constantly adjust my payments such that I neither owe or am in credit by a great deal.
When prices shot up and I suddenly found myself in arrears a simple phone call was all it took to negotiate a price to pay that was acceptable to both parties.
I suggest some of you check around for better service if not a better tarrif.
What time are we expected at Fluffs?
The fruit counter at the local supermarket
Now for myself I'd prefer a small cold beer, preferably served by a lady in a corset and stockings. Not that I'd have anything against Will serving me my beer in his apron, it's just personal preference. lol
Now I have seen a couple of friends, who may fit the job description as waitresses, one in stockings and one in a corset, and I would have great difficulty in choosing who would serve me as I find both equally attractive. wink
However, if memory serves me correctly, both are bi, and are aquainted with one another, so maybe they could be the caberet in the cocktail bar. :twisted:
When you go into a book store, or WH Smith for that matter, and you pick up a book written by Jeremy Clarkson and flick throught the pages:-
Do you find yourself reading, just like Jeremy Clarkson.
Read that again and tell me you didn't.
Oh Yes, She's got long legs and sports tight trousers and thongs. Oh to get in those.
Do you like travelling?
A cloud with a silver lining, as it will keep them quite for a while whilst you have some fun Fluff.
What sort of chocolate item shall we melt this weekend onto someones body to lick off?
Stain Devils
Awww poor Fluff
We really should get a mini bus and go and visit Fluff.
I thik a moral boosting visit would make her day. Longer if we can.
Wondered where you had been play
Rather remiss not to have visited fluffs little shop of sexy secrets
How well could you possibly know anyone.
The world is a constantly changing place and people adapt to the changing enviorment.
Would you know your school friends now, and how have you changed since then.
As for myself, there are those I have met and and found me different from my persona in the forum. Not far removed but they have seen more of the person than the poster.
Finally a japanase proverb
A man (or woman, got to be pc these days) has three faces
One they show to their family
One they show to their friends
and one they show only unto themselves
That last face you will never know.