Thinking of mischief leaves you doing what?
Pear shaped.
Why don't you get in here and find out for yourself?
How do you like to end your day.
Gently applied
Good luck, entrepid explorer.
Regale us of your entertaining tales upon your return
chains and cuffs, as they
Is there going to be a queue?
My special black bag, and my lunch box too.
What would I like softly drawn all over my body?
Disappearing over the horizon
Then I shall don my sturdy boots and take to the open pathways, bag in hand.
That would depend upon the teasing.
If it was to cause emotional pain and suffering then, no.
However if we are talking about sexual teasing then I can safely say yes.
Do you like beng made to wait and beg?
watched the soltice sun rise
To enhance your fun in the woods, what should you do?
An industrial pack of condoms.
I was thinking of going off road.
of a thousand deflowered virgins
Why don't you get in here and find out.
It's a funny sport wrestling in strawberry jelly because to loser gets a prize. :twisted:
It's taken me all day of rummaging in the SH office, the things you find too, but I've found your report.
It says all systems checked, lubricated, and adjusted as required. All systems in full working order and proformance meets or exceeds manufactueres figures.
Where can I find a big wheel to tie you to?
Haybales
for sensual play, bark being
Worked for me last night so have another go. Just had to wait awhile, while it loaded.
in the leafy forest glade
Mount up Kaz and ride hard :twisted:
Guess where I saw you dogging?
Along a leafy lane
Fill it with strawberry jelly please, and I'll take you all on.
Beware there could be sexual consequences. :twisted:
