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mancunian
2 weeks ago
Straight Male, 61
0 miles · North Yorkshire

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Quote by Kaznkev
To date I've met one woman who is a squirter and one who gushes
The squirter came as a bit of suprise as we were still standing and she hit my shirt two feet away on the floor. Had to wash that a bit sooner than expected, never mind going home wearing it.
The lady I met who is a gusher is an incredibly erotic turn on. I was amazed just how much she could gush as she came hard and warm vaginal fluid flowed down my fingers, over the palm of my hand and down either side of my wrist. It was warm and comforting, rather like a soothing bath. Needless to say I was all the more eager to repeat the experience. Despite a good wash before leaving I could still smell her on my body as I drove home. The scent of happy memories.

Proof perhaps manc that it is the man as much as the woman that causes squirting,or gushing. :twisted:
perhaps if you meet either of those ladies again you better ensure you have a full change of clothes :giggle:
Should I pack my Daz, after all it does 'get out the dirty even at thirty' :giggle:
All bound unable to touch themselves
watching the woman I'm playing with,
waiting their turn,
and wanting it to be soon.
How many doors do I have at my disposal I wonder. :twisted:
Quote by Kaznkev
or two????
isnt that a bit greedy fluff? :twisted:

I think one is the champagne, not sure what the other is innocent
Lip Lillian and Fire smackbottom
Whilst fluff and Kaz are in cuffs watching. :twisted:
To date I've met one woman who is a squirter and one who gushes
The squirter came as a bit of suprise as we were still standing and she hit my shirt two feet away on the floor. Had to wash that a bit sooner than expected, never mind going home wearing it.
The lady I met who is a gusher is an incredibly erotic turn on. I was amazed just how much she could gush as she came hard and warm vaginal fluid flowed down my fingers, over the palm of my hand and down either side of my wrist. It was warm and comforting, rather like a soothing bath. Needless to say I was all the more eager to repeat the experience. Despite a good wash before leaving I could still smell her on my body as I drove home. The scent of happy memories.
Quote by ToshUK
Remove shower head, warm water
Run to loo - repeat

I'm no expert and don't have experience but any insertion of something that you cannot control the pressure or temperature of sounds incredibly dangerous to me
It's easier than you would think. Not that I would know of course. innocent
Quote by fluff_n_stuff
Remove shower head, warm water
Run to loo - repeat

I'm no expert and don't have experience but any insertion of something that you cannot control the pressure or temperature of sounds incredibly dangerous to me
Not to mention the 100 yard dash from our shower to the loo, avoiding the cable trailing from the stereo out the door! :scared: Ermmm not that we ever touch the stereo with wet hands ;)
Just wondering if your best time would quailify you for an Olympic track and field entry lol
And there goes Fluff bolt
Quote by corrie2010
I think I reading about home made enemas here with shower heads and the like ....... hmmm I see ........
Well I may just try the shower head removal later when I have a shower and see what happens. If I dont reach the toilet in time I hope the baby wipes are somewhere to hand or I am in the shite lol lol lol

Just keep the mop bucket close to hand whilst you practice lol
From one birthday boy to another
Happy birthday Mr Hell, bet you'll burn for what you've done lol drinkies
Down ladies, and assume the position there's something I haven't done for a while.
smackbottom whip smackbottom
But what if they told you to do something nawty, Would you do it? :twisted:
Hello every one and Thank you all for your birthday greetings.
I'm most suprised and rather delighted to see my birthday acknowledged.
Quite a lovely present to be thought of.
Yes I am blushing. Me a sexgod redface redface innocent redface
Goodness knows what my next meet will be expecting if they have read this, I might have a lot of explaining to do. lol
Think there is going to be a lot of chocolate being licked off people.
Hope so cos I want to do that too
Oh and would you pop my cork too?
So Fluff does all the prep and Fire has some fun.
Is that a humanitarian act?