You know I have, don't you?
Oooooooo I have a fantasy about that
Kaznkev and Funlovers2009 brought he NASA Sex In Space Program to a halt when they refused to launch.
They discovered that when they were going to be strapped into their seats, it was separately
burst free from his bonds
Will it be a sexual experience too?
Thank you ladies. All help, hits, tips, ideas and guidance is gratefully recieved.
Especially the practical element of my tuition. :rascal:
Zoom that's the sound of Santas Sleigh
Somebody else do Z I've done it twice now :taz:
Have you written to Santa for it?
jiggled in opposite directions. Res
What would you lik to see?
Is it concussion from all that banging?
Strangely, for a woman, is speechless.
As we all know christmas is not too far away now, but there is always something last minute that we think of as a present we would wish for.
Now we all know too that Santa is able to read a wish list no matter where it is. How?, I don't know, but that's part of the magic of Christmas. So.....
Dear Santa,
I would like two warm, soft, oiled hands, preferably female to stroke and caress my body, slowly all over, to ease the tension and relax me into a state of bliss.
Now dear people of SH it's over to you. You know what I've wished for, what would your wish to Santa be?
did it throb, shaking everthing
Shall we just 'suck it and see'?
I bet you'd try though wouldn't you?
V Vanity
Does my bum look big in this?
Perhaps you prefer fruit
Banana anyone?
Can't beat a good bang from behind can you?
If I was caught breaking into a sports shop would I be for the High jump
Q....Questions.
When's Santa coming. Is he here yet, Is he here yet, is he here yet.
Is rather upset as the leader of his Satanic group is dyslexic and instead of selling their souls to Satan has sold them to Santa.
He is now going to spend his days in the afterlife making wooden toys in a snow covered shed in the Artic.
Due to her drunken giggles and Fluffs excited shakey hands, Kazs' lady garden is no more.