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mancunian
2 weeks ago
Straight Male, 61
0 miles · North Yorkshire

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Kaznkev and Funlovers2009 brought he NASA Sex In Space Program to a halt when they refused to launch.
They discovered that when they were going to be strapped into their seats, it was separately
Thank you ladies. All help, hits, tips, ideas and guidance is gratefully recieved.
Especially the practical element of my tuition. :rascal:
Zoom that's the sound of Santas Sleigh
Somebody else do Z I've done it twice now :taz:
I have been known to do some things more than once.
I've been trying to get the hang of shagging. Been doing it for years. One day I might get it right, and when I do I'm definatly going to have another go. lol
As we all know christmas is not too far away now, but there is always something last minute that we think of as a present we would wish for.
Now we all know too that Santa is able to read a wish list no matter where it is. How?, I don't know, but that's part of the magic of Christmas. So.....
Dear Santa,
I would like two warm, soft, oiled hands, preferably female to stroke and caress my body, slowly all over, to ease the tension and relax me into a state of bliss.
Now dear people of SH it's over to you. You know what I've wished for, what would your wish to Santa be?
Q....Questions.
When's Santa coming. Is he here yet, Is he here yet, is he here yet.
Is rather upset as the leader of his Satanic group is dyslexic and instead of selling their souls to Satan has sold them to Santa.
He is now going to spend his days in the afterlife making wooden toys in a snow covered shed in the Artic.
Due to her drunken giggles and Fluffs excited shakey hands, Kazs' lady garden is no more.