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mancunian
3 weeks ago
Straight Male, 61
0 miles · North Yorkshire

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Quote by Firestorm_09
My fecking kids walked in on me getting a lovely tongue-lashing from my hubby this morning, right at the crucial moment too. I think my son thought mummy was dying and he cried when hubby yelled at him to get out redface Maybe he'll know to knock or cough loudly first next time? Then again, probably not.

:shock: :therethere: rotflmao Time for a lock on the bedroom door maybe confused: (and please tell me it was only one of them, not all of them)
The smallest one and I think the next one up was right behind him. I'll make sure the bolt goes on tonight but gawd knows if I'll remember to use it rolleyes
:giggle: sorry i shouldnt giggle so much at that i know but..... :giggle:
:giggle: did they think you were going to heaven when you shouted 'Oh God I'm coming' :giggle:
1956 Peyton Place was first published.
National day in Guinea-Bissau.
Get out the grass skirts and party. :happy: :happy: :happy:
Hiccups!
Must be years ago. I can remember having them but goodness knows when.
When was the last time you treated yourself to something that made you feel sexy?
Hard wood come from deciduous, and soft wood comes from coniferous trees.
Balsa is a hard wood, isn't that just weird.
Where is the highest Observatory in the world?
Quote by fluff_n_stuff
Hey fluff, how about a mancunian sandwich :giggle:

You, me and Manc? You're on! Do you have a strap-on we can use :giggle:
I think for such a special occasion i can find one :twisted:
So who's volunteering to receive the attention? Manc?
Nothing ventured, nothing gained. This could be my Marmite moment. Will I love it or hate it?
Bring it on!
Quote by fluff_n_stuff
Hey fluff, how about a mancunian sandwich :giggle:

You, me and Manc? You're on! Do you have a strap-on we can use :giggle:
Use on who :shock:
I think it's fair to say we all knew what the subject matter is, but as it was left open to interpretaion, shall we say, it produced a homourous responce, the likes of which I haven't seen in the forum for a while.
It really made me laugh.
This sort of banter and mild hijacking of threads where thing go slightly pear shaped is one of the many things I enjoy about being here.
I hope the OP hasn't been offended by the response here and they have learned to complete the question fully, and there's a lot of fun, wit and banter to be had here.
Incidently I like my bread thick, toasted and spread with conserve, and we have triagular black puddings locally.
Unfortunatly regardless of the price, high or low, that should have little bearing on their attitude or respect for others. A good club would, or should eject members who show a lack of respect towards others, or have the wrong sort ofattitude to be a memeber. Perhaps in these cases membership should be cancelled.
I like the idea of calling and booking a place as theere is nothing worse than haveing travelled a distance you find out that you can't gain entry because the club is full, or there is an imbalance in the clientel on that occaision.
Should you not turn up by a given time then you should foefeit your place. Whether or not there is a finacial penalty to apply I'm not so sure about that as the club may well fill your place by another who is prepared to wait to see if a place becomes available, and the club could well charge twice for the one place.
Quote by fluff_n_stuff
Read a post regarding thin walls and noisy neighbours, and I wondered if some of my neighbours realised just how thin our connecting wall is.
One neighbour, since moved on, had a very rhytmical bed, and my new neighbour is vocal at orgasm. I bet she'd quite shocked to find out we know. She even woke up Mrs Manc the other night. At the same time no1 son arrived home and thinking it was us, promptly about turned and went out for another fag. Laughed like a drain when he told us last night.
I do wish he'd quit smoking.

Maybe she'd be a new 'friend' for you both after the embarrassment has died down, and you could all entertain your son and his friends :giggle:
The kids would either bolt or barf.
Kids find it revolting the thought that their parents have sex. You should see their faces when you tell them.
I've had a look around at some of the clubs within a fair distance of myself and the single male is at a financial disadvantage. One club which has good reviews stings single men quite severly. Alas it's out of my present pocket. Pity because it does look rather spendid.
On the flip side, you only have to look at guest lists to munches and socials to see that there are an unequal number of single men to other groups. This is also a point that has been raised in other threads regarding the unequal balance of single males.
Therefore it would make sense to price out some of the single males in order to maintain a balance of clientel at a club.
One club and there may be others allow single women in for free. Is this biased, or are there a local shortage of single women on the local club scene?
Of those that have attended clubs, what are your observations regarding types and numbers of people present?
A mother and daughter dynamic in action.
Just goes to show what team work, understanding and communication can achieve.
Well done both of you. :thumbup:
No wonder the recipes I found use sugar.
Where the heck am I going to find Blue Coral syrup in my local supermarket?
Let me guess they stock in in up market high brow delis in the 'Sarf' lol
Any way the meteorite landed in what is now the the Gulf of Mexico or thereabouts. Must had been quite a sight to have seen, not that you would have lasted too long after the event.
Be an abolute bugger if you were a woman. Biggest news ever and there's no one to tell. lol
What is the unusual property of ice that allows it to float?