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mancunian
3 weeks ago
Straight Male, 61
0 miles · North Yorkshire

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Busily saving like mad at the moment, and forgoing the summer holiday this year.
Spent Christmas last year in Austria. Had a fantastic time in the snow. Went snowboarding and came home with two cracked ribs.
Planning on returning to Austria in Feb 2010 to go skiing and see what I can break next time.
Quote by Theladyisaminx
Not a hamster anyway. . :shock:

Do you have a thing about hampsters?
Only I have a likeness to one, in that I go around in circles all day and never seem to get anywhere. rolleyes
Does that mean that the 'Last Post Wins' thread is representatve of your lifestyle?
:shock: How observant you are, I wondered how the idea come up. lol
But then I could be a dog, chasing it's own tail. rolleyes
Are you going to be any animal providing it runs round in little circles.
I'm a little worried that you may run so far forward that you may disappear up your own rear orifice. :shock:
rotflmao Well if I disappear from here then you know where to find me. lol
Puts a new meaning to 'being up your own arse' :giggle: and will I need a torch?
Quote by Mark_July
Foofs
Foofs!
Foofs - Gentle, ladylike passing of gas. Past tense. biggrin
Quote by varca
Why can't you put mascara on with your mouth closed?
It's just not possible!!! biggrin

You'll want to sneeze with your eyes open next, :shock: and that can't be done either. Why dunno