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mancunian
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 61
0 miles · North Yorkshire

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Granted, but you start farting and risk following through.
I wish I could be stroked from top to toe by sensual ladies with warm soft hands.
Granted, but the little buggas wont settle.
I wish I could be attened to by nubile naked maidens
Here's two ads that I think are sexy. Each contains two of my favorite things. The second crashed the server twice.


Can you guess what they are.
Granted, but now they fight over the computer and keyboard, worse yoou loose.
I wish Kylie Minogue was sat on my face.
Thank goodness my washing machine is still under warranty, otherwise I'll be in the Swale flogging my laundry on a rock.
Great sex once a week. Who could look forward to daily crap sex?
sex with anticipation, or suprise instant sex