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mark__surrey
Over 90 days ago
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i got it wrong then rolleyes i went out with a greedy girl once, i took her to the pictures and bought the tickets and pop corn (with a hole cut out the bottom of the carton lol ) turned out she didnt like pop corn, then paid for the cab and bought her fish and chips on the way home i got all the way to her front door and she said im "still hungry" and shut the door on me, well greedy or what?
its when a loadve girl wrestlers turn up against girl boxers and they then have a sausage roll eating by cider drinking.
thanks jo. i just tried again and it just shuts down completley on me , i have my settings etc to accept cookies etc etc. its too much hassle,thanks all anyway.
i did that i just typed it wrong in my post........ forget it now please or itll end up in a row. i dont want that... lifes too short.
beeter to die regretting things youve done ,than to die regretting things you havent. true oh so true.
ive given up. i tried everything i even tried /join#shelp and it came up with unkown command you used to just log in and have fun but now itd be easier to break into my local bank using a blunt butter knife in broad daylight wearing a luminous flak jacket.
im a proper dozy baaastard, ive just spotted it, you know when you look too hard for something, good job my head and dick are joined to my body, id screw my dick to my neck and everyone would shout "hey dickhead" well ive just made myself look a right one...... sorry to you all and, sorry neilleeds.... im deeply embarrassed. redface
after join the // with the two lines going through it, if i can NOTfind that on my keyboard. ive tried it should change it surely it sounds like a good few peeps are having even tried mirc........ no joy! is my pc shite? its pretty new as yup my settings are in english united kingdom.
it is not those that inflict the most but, those that suffer the most that will conquer.
good thing come to those that wait, nice guys get there last but, once there stay there longer.
hello people no matter what i do i just cant get in........................................ ive tried the lot and neil leeds has been a great help, you used to be able to go straight in there what happened? :cry:
the poor asods only get one pence a leaflet...... sod that! dog bites are more than enough.
you want entertaining? try ringing a clown or a juggler.
or if its adult fun youre looking for theyre loads of escort agncies in the gatwick area.
ive never ordered a ring tone off anyone including orange whom are my networs supllier so, how do these spams hit my fonem ive even got companies ringingme up on the odd ocasion asking me my details etc.i never buy online and im extremely cagey about my personnal details being banded a mystery then.
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go for it blue the one with the jagged edge!
maybe im ! whos that behind me.... :shock:
i have and i dont know how the hell thay get your number, well i do really, a member of staff at say vodafone sell your details even though its has a price.
i allways bring a bottle or cans for the host , youre kind enough to have me im kind enough to do look into that hotel and hopefull yill be able to make it depeniding on i wont be going to the hotel ,alone.
most of it now comes out of china,its damn right fucking annoying and an invasion of privacy, these people are scum and deserve a slow panfull love to meet one in the flesh i really would, evil wankers.
has had no replies either and i must of wrote to literally 50 plus ads. its as hard as hell being a single guy here. most people want single girls and cpls
a....... most single ugys do and confused:
b ...... most cpls do becuase the guy wants two girls to play etc. :?:
i sometimes feel dissalusioned etc. :cry: how do single guys get a crack of the whip. ? after all its not my fault im single,a wife pissing off with her boss is not my fault is it? (money grabbing bastard) mad :x :x
how can we get invlolved :?: most parties are for single girls and cpls doesnt that mean theres more women there than men :?: wouldnt a few single guys even the balance out a bit and give us a foot in the door. :?: :idea: :?: :arrow: ive found that being new ish here, its very hard to get involved. and its fair enough as no one knows me and they are cautious of letting a stranger into their home but how are we going to get known?i wouldnt say my ad is brilliant but, is it really that bad? (im open to suggestions but i think its fine) for a first ad.
i cant get out that much to "pull a girl" as im left with running a house on my own and im a bit financially , surely theres a way through this maze of "no single guys wanted chaos?"
maybe a munch? maybe a party.? i dont know .
it seems like its a bit like a whos who forum at times and if your not known you never will its damn hard for you to get known
right thats my moan for the day off to make music! ON MY OWN. evil no not that .....real the only banging i get to do. rolleyes